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Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33747) - you deserved it (7766)

On 09/22/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by cchandler (woman) - United States (Washington)

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That should have been a brief and polite conversation in which you informed said pregnant wife of her husband's online infidelities. Of course, the wife's anger towards you is completely misplaced, as it is her husband she ought to be mad at.

#11 - On 09/23/2009 at 5:04am by the88thpianoman

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fuck her life, that should affect you for no longer than a few moments.

#8 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:46am by anonacs

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