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Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46154) - you deserved it (4231)

On 09/19/2009 at 2:18am - love - by singlesailor (man) - United States (California)

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screw her... she aint worth it

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#1 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:07am by ScatteredMind

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:( That's so thoughtful. She doesn't deserve you.

#4 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:08am by BaconChubs

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