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Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11336) - you totally deserved it (34207)

On 09/18/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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luvizwar's life also sucks

Anonymous also deserved it

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haha firsttttt

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:16pm by cashmuhlah23

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YDI, the permanent memory will be there forever and ever.

#52 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:14pm by godsrightnutsack

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Love maybe fleeting, but that shit's permanent......

#107 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:42pm by hady9090

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Ask your him how did she die, the tattoo may be cursed.

#200 - On 09/21/2009 at 4:53am by mekeskidi

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...who the hell said she died???

#204 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:36pm by lenasaur

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so? who cares?

#207 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:58pm by sicpupyz122

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Yea you deserved that. Totally

#2 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:16pm by musiqmast3r

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Yeah, OP you're an idiot.

#95 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:03pm by DuhthatsObvious

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Guess what?
You deserve it for getting a tattoo.

#3 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:17pm by TheLetterZero

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agreed tattoos on girls are just nasty

#209 - On 06/06/2010 at 1:14am by zanguard

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YDI. Tattoos are disgusting and ruin a woman's beauty.

#4 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:18pm by DynamicDave

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agreed.

#7 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:19pm by cerebellum

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Overlook their personality? Isn't that what a tattoo usually is, a visual representation of their personality, who they were or the memory of some drunken night where you screwed up bad?

#15 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm by teehee520

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quote :tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them."

Wow. Really? You haven't met that many people have you? =/ and just... wow...

#34 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:56pm by mercyFML

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You know whats really stupid, blind generalizations.

Also I wonder how many people complaining that tattoos make girls ugly would turn down Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Penelope Cruz, Hale Barry, Charlize Theron, etc ;)

#35 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:57pm by SOMAgirl

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"tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them."

You don't speak for everybody. I know plenty of intellectual people with ink.
Hey douchenozzle, how's it feel to be that high on that horse of yours? Or can you not hear me from such great heights?

#36 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:57pm by allmidnighteyes

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lol AME. We're riding each others brainwaves again. You and twinsie have to officially adopt me now :]

#42 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:01pm by mercyFML

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That would be wonderful, mercy!

I'll have to make sure with her, although I'm sure she'll be okay with it :D

#44 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:03pm by allmidnighteyes

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"While those are related, tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them."

You're a fucking moron. I suggest you pull your head out of your ass, and stop making ridiculous generalizations. Unless you've done extensive research to back your bullshit statements up, I strongly urge you to keep them to yourself so you can avoid broadcasting your stupidity to everyone on this site.

#53 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:14pm by gelatinskeleton

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What does being Native American have to do with it?
If you're attempting to make a generalization about tattoos and who gets them, I know several white people who have tribal tattoos. So what?

#67 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:36pm by haweb

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Do those white people also have fake tans, frosted tips, and popped collars?

#68 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:38pm by allmidnighteyes

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The fuck, mercy!? You're my daughter and you're not up for adoption. >:[

#69 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:38pm by Intoxicunt

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@36-
No, sir.

#72 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:40pm by haweb

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I would agree with you on that. But I do also think that 'something that has meaning to them' would relate to their personality.

#75 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:42pm by haweb

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I guess I generally consider personality as a collective term under which beliefs, opinions, etc. fall. But taking it as one quality and belief as another, yeh, I'd agree.

#81 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:48pm by haweb

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Aww my Toxi@69^^ ... I meant sister adoption. I'd never leave you =]

#82 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:49pm by mercyFML

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I'm thumbing down every comment that has a "signature" attached to it.

#85 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:51pm by reverseesrever

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im just saying people can do what they want and write what they want on their bodies. it doesn't make them ugly, but physically i feel that tatoos expressing yourself is something that should be their personality. putting something on your skin doesn't make you what you are but perhaps a way to say what you want. I just like a body without tatoos personal preference. Its not like oh tatoo. . . you have sinned, i feel sorry for you. Its like i like skin, but whatever.

#86 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:52pm by cerebellum

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Tattoo* How many intellectual tendencies do you need in order to spell? Maybe you should get a tattoo.

#100 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:17pm by Celt729

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Yay! I still have my mercy! Good. Sisters FTW.

#104 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:33pm by Intoxicunt

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celt lady sorry? intelectual tendencies? whaat?

#108 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:43pm by cerebellum

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Thank you, #100. Exactly what I was about to say

#109 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:53pm by waterynuggets

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man what do i get for expressing my feelings? a grammar nazi army

#112 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:00pm by cerebellum

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cerebellum, I do believe #100 was replying to #31, not you

#113 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:03pm by allmidnighteyes

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thnks, sorry to u ppl

#116 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:39pm by cerebellum

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@Toxi: Of course, my strawberry MILFshake =]
I'm gonna be the sister who drives the twins to the park so they can chomp on marshmallows while I dutifully shove the merry-go-round faster and faster for their amusement. Then take them to the skate park and back home for warm grilled cheese sandwiches. Crusts off.

I don't know how this factors in to the AME babies but we all have issues so who cares? =D It's moar like: "If you have 5 seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of my liiifffeee..." ( whoots ) :]

#117 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:40pm by mercyFML

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Am so seeing the video to that though... My MILFshake brings all the boys to the yard... purrs

#118 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:45pm by mercyFML

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and they're like, "She's hotter than yours. Damn right, she's hotter than yours." You can have some, but I have to charge. My MILFshake is hotter than yours.

;D

#119 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:52pm by allmidnighteyes

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xD and do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber? [we does the mash-up here]

#120 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:58pm by mercyFML

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I love you so much for that reference.

#122 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:08pm by allmidnighteyes

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Awwh. the twins in wings:] Where is sister? have to helps tell the story of life if there is 5 seconds :]
Here is mine the most accurately portrayed in video form that I've ever seen. It is medicine somehow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIB7BHFTSrM

#124 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:19pm by mercyFML

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that little kid is creepy at the beginning she is like the orphan

#126 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:26pm by cerebellum

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Don't make the twins puke! WINCEST! - Your milfshake.

Sorry, short comments, kind busy. ;)

#130 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:49pm by Intoxicunt

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@ Number 84: EXACTLY what I was going to write!

#131 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:51pm by stitchers33

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Megan Fox as well...

but she's a total idiot, so you can pick your side.

#140 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:34am by fatedhan57

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Can I just say, Mr. 'intellectual," that you're spelling TATTOO'S wrong?
Dude, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm probably more intellectual than you will ever be in your life. no joke. I'm out of high school already. Tattoo's are awesome, and there's really no connection between 'intellectual' and 'tattoo.'

#166 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:19am by xjordanxjadedx

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You'd probably be suprised at how many doctors, surgeons, lawyers, professors, and other people who are intelligent and went to college have tattoos, but cover them.

Have you met and spoken to every person who has a tattoo and personally reviewed their intelligence? Just because someone has an interest in something you dislike doesn't make them stupid.

#170 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:52am by 317crystal

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1. Tattoos. Not "Tatoo's".
2. Language is not an invention.
3. You are clearly lacking in intellectual tendencies, as shown in your narrow-minded ideas and lack of spelling and grammar.
4. I have 6 tattoos and I'm graduating college in a total of 3 years with two Bachelor's degrees so I can go straight into a doctoral program. Oh, and MANY people I know in PhD programs have tattoos so you sir or madam, are a fucking idiot. Good day!

#171 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:17am by 52fremont

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also agreed

#174 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:13pm by mello_love

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One learn to spell something right if you are going to argue it. I know several people in college with bible verses tattoo-ed on their arms, who have memorial tattoos in honor of deceased loved ones. I also know people who have butterflies and "tramp stamps" because they like them. Do you want me to come to your house and tell you how to style your hair or practice your religion or tell you what to wear? Or better yet I could tell you how to express yourself. Tattoos are an expression of the self, even if it is just a shallow expression, it shows where people have been and where they are going. I, sir, have a tattoo on my shoulder in honor of my dead brother. The only reason you do not like tattoos is because your are Puritanical and following a subconscious cultural shift from the Bible that states not to do Pagan rituals such as braiding the hair and tattooing. You are not original, open minded, or creative. If you were you wouldn't condemn people as being below you. Hitler did that and we all saw how that worked out for him.

#175 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:39pm by RubixMonkey

#31 if u watched Manswers last nite u would know that ur body can indeed be used as a billboard for advertisement & u can get paid for it too! ppl actually get paid for getting tatoos that advertise for other ppl and walk around wif them all day.

#189 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:43pm by FuckMyLyphe

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I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!!


You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset

#5 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:19pm by g00nie

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Agreed. You have no right to use another person's art for any reason from a legal standpoint, even if they are your boyfriend.

And from an emotional standpoint, especially if they are your boyfriend. A person's art holds a great deal of emotionality. Even if it hadn't been for his ex-girlfriend, there could have been any number of emotional associations with that design that have nothing to do with you. Assuming that you can stick your fat relationship into the rest of his emotional life is arrogant and naive.

#128 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:37pm by sika

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Yeaaaah, I'd have to say the same thing, and I do have talent (or at least promise lol).
Of course most of my stuff is cartooning who the hell would get a tattoo of a random cartoon character, other than someone like Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse?

AND... exactly, she didn't know the meaning behind the doodle! For all she knew, he could have drawn a penis a la acid trip, or it could have been a design he made for an arrangement of flowers on his grandma's casket.
(Which is why if I got a tattoo I'd shy away from things like Asian lettering and such, because I've no confirmation it means what they say it does)

"Assuming that you can stick your fat relationship into the rest of his emotional life is arrogant and naive."
I'm thinking you mean at this point, correct? Because I would hope a relationship gets involved with the emotional life after a while...

#134 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:07am by DameGreyWulf

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Playing tonsil hockey does not give you a right to his things. This also proves you do not value his art. If you did you would have asked him how he 1) felt about tattoos. I take it that you didn't know he drew tattoo designs for people or you would have asked about that specific drawing and if it was a tattoo. 2) Don't value your boyfriends opinion or his talent. If you did you would have asked. 3) Are a stupid cunt.

#183 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:10pm by RubixMonkey

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You're an idiot. You should've talked to him first and told him that you were going to use his sketch for a tattoo.

#6 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:19pm by ande92tt

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^ This. Exactly.

#25 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:37pm by null

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precicesly! You shouldve talked to him first and made sure he was okay with you taking his artwork. Also Im really surprised you didnt discuss the tattoo with him first...especially if its your first tattoo. Either you must not be very close with your boyfriend (in which case why would you want something to remind you of him on you permanently) or you arent very smart.

#32 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:51pm by SOMAgirl

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Wow how did I fuck up the spelling of "precisely" that bad?! Curse the edit button for disappearing so soon!

#45 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:04pm by SOMAgirl

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You're forgiven, SOMAgirl. We know you're a sharp lady :]

#49 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:10pm by mercyFML

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YDI for using his art without permission

#8 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:22pm by GeneralBE

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You have a point. It is a compliment to have someone use your art as the basis of a tattoo, but in that kind of relationship she should have considered the interpretive consequences.

#20 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:32pm by mercyFML

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Not really an FML.

#9 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:23pm by aaaaa2p

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lulz, lookeeeee I got a tattttttt! It's so COOL to intentionally deface your own skin PERMANENTLY. FUN.

#10 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:23pm by powersmoke

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Troll harder, faggot.

#13 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:25pm by Arcterion

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Tattoo's can be removed.

#29 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:46pm by ibaneziceman

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But can bad grammar be removed?
-.-

#136 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:22am by AAAAHHHH12

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No, there is a layer in hell for people who cannot write properly. And some people want tattoos to be permanent, if they take the time and effort and MONEY to pay for them, then yeah, I think they want them to be around for a while.

#177 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:44pm by RubixMonkey

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Not big on tattoos... I like little ones, like a flower on my shoulder or a tattoo anklet. Big ones bother me. Anyway, that's really, really strange.

#12 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:24pm by Atara223

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ignore this comment. whoops.

#16 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:29pm by allmidnighteyes

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you should so have asked him... that's just rude and disrespectful to his art and talent...

#17 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:29pm by suckerz

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13th

#18 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:29pm by Prendergast

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18th, actually.

#99 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:16pm by _cheeseballs

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What'd you get? Tramp stamp? Vag patch?

j/k
Tattoos are great if they have significance and meaning behind them (not that nautical star bullshit), and can be extremely attractive when done right. Tattoos are an art form, apreesh.

#19 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:32pm by allmidnighteyes

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Hey.... stars aren't always meaningless!!!! After ten years of careful thought I'm planning on getting three stars on the back of my neck (so they can be hidden by hair, if need be). The stars, for me, will stand for me and my kiddos.

#167 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:49am by blacksunshine

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I HAVE the nautical star thank you very much. My brother drowned last year while on a fishing trip. So don't go around pretending just because you think something is "lame" and has no meaning that is doesn't to the person. My cousin has six butterflies, and people think she is just being girly. The butterflies are for the children she lost, and she has finally decided to stop trying to have children. So see, even lame tattoos have meanings to people.

#178 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:49pm by RubixMonkey

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a lot of us in law enforcement have general tattoos to represent lost brothers and a few that represent some superstitions that some of us have, and I'm planning on getting one that represents a close friend I lost based on a nickname she gave me.

#208 - On 05/15/2010 at 12:00am by The_Big_Mac

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tattos lack class

#22 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:33pm by nycnazifa

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I am sure whatever tattos are lack class--but TATTOOS are kick ass.

#179 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:51pm by RubixMonkey

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oops typo

#23 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:35pm by nycnazifa

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what an idiot

#24 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:36pm by tingting1

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#26 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:37pm by socer_kid

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way to assume that theyre all virgins and christians. because anybody with a different opinion than yours is obviously either a virgin, christian, or both.

#106 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:40pm by Plumppotato

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Hey, I am all of the above and I have a tattoo... quite a few of my most tattooed and pierced friends are Christians.

#110 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:55pm by sarah_berah

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I am both, as is my sister, the one who is planning on being a tattoo artist.

#111 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:58pm by ecce

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Wow, @All the slutty, atheists writing about virgins and Christians, grow the fuck up. (SEE BET YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT coming at you. So don't call all us virgins ignorant and prudish) Most of the people saying, "Tattoos are bad" might be doing it because they just think they are ugly or have never been around someone who got a tattoo for a REAL reason. Note: virgins don't hide in towers and fail to live our lives like the rest of the world. Christians who say we aren't supposed to have tattoos are doing it because, as I said in a higher comment, because of 1) puritanical values 2) Old testament: Leviticus 19:28: 28 " 'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." Which while it says that in the bible people fail to look at the reasons behind it. 1) not to be pagan. 2) not to be vain. 3) not to hold the body above the spirit.
If someone gets a cross tattoo and a bible verse on their arm does that mean they have sinned?
Anyways, don't judge people who have tattoos just because you think it is wrong. We don't have to live our lives by your rules.

#180 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:58pm by RubixMonkey

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Congratulations. You've just plagiarized your boyfriend's artwork. Don't you feel so proud?

#30 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:48pm by jonny2x4

Boo-fricken-hoo.

#33 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:55pm by splydoms

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Yes, it was a bad decision on the part of the OP to take the design from her boyfriend without first discussing it with him, at which point she would have discovered that his ex had gotten it.
However-
to all of the people saying she deserved it for getting a tattoo at all and how tattoos are bad-
people typically get tattoos because they are meaningful to them. My tattoos are expressions of my personality and who I am, just like anything else I would wear. The only difference is that they are important enough expressions to me that I made them a permanent part of my body. Furthermore, they serve as visual reminders to myself of who I am and what I stand for.

#37 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:58pm by haweb

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I agree. That was rude. While it might have seemed like a nice surprise, she ruined the gesture he did for his other girlfriend. Ex, if he is still friends with her, or perhaps in love with her, might not take him back because of this. It has more damage than the OP took the time to think about. Way to be a cunt.

#181 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:02pm by RubixMonkey

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wow, ur stupid, lol
same place too?

#38 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:58pm by jessxoxo28

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i have 4 tats. they all mean different things

id rather a tat than a piercing

whoever says tats suck, are too much of a whimp to get one done themselves.

#39 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:59pm by Tazzabell

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"whoever says tats suck, are too much of a whimp to get one done themselves."

That is a fucking stupid statement.
Shut up... Just shut up now before you embarrass yourself any more.

#43 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:01pm by allmidnighteyes

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HA HA that sucks

#40 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:00pm by TheCatsChoke

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#31: first of all, to make the word "tattoo" plural, it would be "tattoos," not "tattoo's."

Secondly, I have one doctoral degree, a post-doctoral degree, and just passed the state Bar exam on my first try. My degrees are in Philosophy and Law, two pursuits I think even you can agree are "intellectual." Guess what? I have a tattoo. Many of my friends with similar credentials have tattoos. Having been in a graduate educational environment for five years, I can, with confidence, refute your asinine claim that intellectuals rarely adorn their bodies with tattoos. While you are free, of course, to assert that tattoos are "stupid," please do not make fallacious claims about the intelligentsia when it is plainly obvious from your spelling and grammar that you are not part of the club.

#41 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:00pm by legallyjera

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This pleases me, as a professional, a college graduate and a tattooed person. No one I ever worked with knew I had tattoos, either, because they're quite deliberately placed not to be visible when I'm in work clothes. The best part about that, aside from being more likely to land better jobs? Being able to look askance at someone saying "omg tattoo's r stupid and for stupid people," hitch up one pant leg a little, and then savor the sound of their jaw hitting the floor. Good stuff.

#54 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:17pm by pope_suburban

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I agree with #41, I'm a first year college stupid, MENSA member, and I'm major in Psychology, Financing, and minoring in Political Sciences, I have 8 tattoos. Also, some of my Professors, and fellow MENSA members have Tattoos... Know anyone with more intellectual tendencies?

#169 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:46am by om1kr0n

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I agree with #41, I'm a first year college stupid, MENSA member, and I'm major in Psychology, Financing, and minoring in Political Sciences, I have 8 tattoos. Also, some of my Professors, and fellow MENSA members have Tattoos... Know anyone with more intellectual tendencies?

I also agree with #41, but haha "first year college stupid" win! MENSA is an idiotic thing to brag about. It's so easy to get in, but not much point to it! Psychology is a VERY easy major (and I should know, since I have a 4.0 in it as my second major...) so if you're going to drop your intellectual credentials, I'd try again.

#172 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:25am by 52fremont

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"I also agree with #41, but haha "first year college stupid" win! MENSA is an idiotic thing to brag about. It's so easy to get in, but not much point to it! Psychology is a VERY easy major (and I should know, since I have a 4.0 in it as my second major...) so if you're going to drop your intellectual credentials, I'd try again."

I think the point was that they are double majoring as well as having an added major. No need to be a dick. :)

#190 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:53pm by lem0n

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fuck off man, u prob dont even have a tattoo. coz ur one of the whimps. who use stupid ways of indimatating people to make yourself feel better.

#46 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:04pm by Tazzabell

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Or maybe I'm one of the people who thinks tattoos aren't all about being xTUFFx?

Fuck off #46, people who think they're tough shit for getting ink and calling everyone who doesn't like tattoos a "whimp" are just as bad as the "omg ur destroying ur body" fuckheads. If you had actually read some of the comments I've posted in here, you'd see I have an appreciation for tattoos. Now fuck off, you ignorant twatrag.

#48 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:08pm by allmidnighteyes

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Also, it's "intimidating", not "indimatating".

I don't know how the hell you managed to butcher that word that badly.

#50 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:11pm by allmidnighteyes

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I'm assuming with the whole "xTUFFx" thing you're refering to someone of the straight edge lifestyle? not everyone who lives the sXe lifestyle, acts that way. when it comes to the music part, yes, we do. I have many tattoos and I'd like to say I'm very intelligent. I for one don't think I'm "tuff shit" because I have tattoos and piercings. I have them for myself and my view on art. I could careless what someone who see's them thinks. if they're so quick to make a judgment without at least conversating with me first, then they aren't worth my time. you too have fallen into the hole with the other ill informed FML posters on this with the "xTUFFx" statement.

#133 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:56pm by xkayla_gorex

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Hahaha, I wasn't referring to straight-edge with the whole xTUFFx thing. I know the X's happen to be commonly associated with sXe, but I just choose not to use them that way.

I was referring to the person as someone who thought they were tough shit for having tattoos, I never intended it to be anything against straightedge people at all. I'm terribly sorry if it was misconstrued like that by yourself.

#138 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:25am by allmidnighteyes

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ah, I see. no offense taken :)

#165 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:14am by xkayla_gorex

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JFC, can you ignorant twats please stop murdering the English language? >.

#196 - On 09/20/2009 at 2:58pm by xkat356

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Nothing wrong with tatty bo jangles. I'm getting my face tattoo'd on the back of my head that way I can ignore people more effectively. See, tattoo's can look good and serve a purpose.

#47 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:07pm by DrunkenValor

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Oh the visual on that was awesome. The Masked Valor goes all peek-a-boo =]

#94 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:03pm by mercyFML

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I had to change my visual so midnighteyes would love me more.

#98 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:15pm by DrunkenValor

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hahahahahaha, fail!

#51 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:14pm by AshleyRose784

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Not only you have no self respect, but you are also an art thief and a bitch.

Art and designs are really personal. Getting something like that tattooed on yourself without telling him first is like violating a part of the trust he _HAD_ in you.

Did he dump you shortly after the incident? I wouldn't be surprised.

#55 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:20pm by Moemoemoe

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hahaha #48 is getting all pissy cause he probably got a tattoo something retarded and regrets it haha FUCK YOU ALLMIDNIGHTEYES! you emo bitch

#56 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:21pm by monkeycaca69

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Emo bitch? I'm not sure how I can be a subgenre of mid-80's hardcore punk that died out in the late 90's.

If you find a way, let me know!

PS: I know you're trolling.

#58 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:23pm by allmidnighteyes

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ps your a fuckface

#59 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:25pm by monkeycaca69

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love you too, baby boo
you got swagga like a star

#60 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:25pm by allmidnighteyes

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You can be Lady Gaga

I can be T-Pain!

#62 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:30pm by DrunkenValor

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#59,
P.S. You can't fucking spell.

P.P.S What kind of lame insult is "fuckface"? Does that mean his face is attractive enough to make people want to fuck him? If so, I agree.

;)

#63 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:31pm by Intoxicunt

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DV: Bringing on the boogie with floppy hats and pimp canes!

The one is probably my favorite one they've ever done.


Thanks, Toxi ♥

#66 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:34pm by allmidnighteyes

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You've never seen Russell Peters? It's the face you make when you fuck!

#168 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:40am by jennam

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FAGGGGGG!

#57 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:23pm by monkeycaca69

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Stop projecting your homoerotic fantasies onto random people online.
Toxi said it and you know you want it, little piggie.

Just find some dude on craigslist to fuck you in the ass and be over it. Set yourself free, Gingertits.

#77 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:44pm by mercyFML

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can you come over and i'll just bang you

#79 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:46pm by monkeycaca69

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I'd love to bang you Monkeycaca, take me rough and grab my ass.

#83 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:50pm by DrunkenValor

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I doubt that you really could with that wooden nickel you got nestled by the icicles in your bicycle shorts. Plus there's a species requirement here: I'm not into bestiality.

#91 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:56pm by mercyFML

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where the fuck is plexi??? he can destroy this moron

#92 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:03pm by hockeyfml555

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MonkeyShit ain't coming back. And I was being nice. -.-

#96 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:06pm by mercyFML

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You sure are mature, #57. Go play with your Tonka trucks.

#158 - On 09/19/2009 at 4:43am by Witchcraft

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AWWW thanks have a good one man:)

#61 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:27pm by monkeycaca69

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oh man that totally sucks

#64 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:32pm by Nikster

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Talkin' about pimping on the late night news!?

My fave has to be 'VERY THIN ICE, VERY THIN ICE!'

#70 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:38pm by DrunkenValor

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Surely you jest, I'm under cardiac arrest. Shawtay!

#76 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:42pm by allmidnighteyes

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Wah, it wasn't in reply to you! Nor was my other comment. I hate FML.

Just remember these four words, Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs, lets vote for jobs!

Those in favour say aye, those against nay.

HELL NO, HELL NO, HELL NO, HELL NO, HELL NO.

#80 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:46pm by DrunkenValor

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Sooo...????

#73 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:41pm by ayy

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You got it wrong Toxi, people want to -fuck his face- I know I do.

#74 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:41pm by DrunkenValor

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ok to all the people that say " do you know how awful your tattoos are going to look when your 60?"
do you people expect a 60 year old to walk around in tank tops and shorts to show them off?
and also if my body is my temple then i will graffiti said temple all i god damn want too.

to the op, you really shoud have checked with your boyfriend first as it was his artwork.

#87 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:53pm by AJthegreenkiwi

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I love tramp stamps.. gives me something to aim for IF I decide to pull out! And to think I thought no two were the same!!!!

#88 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:53pm by visage

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lol tattoos. I'm fine with them, but they look all gross when your skin starts sagging from old age.

YDI.

#89 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:54pm by notapplicable123

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lol that sucks my guess you were trying to surprise him... with it lol Well if its a cool tattoo and i mean you really like how it looks its not that bad...

#90 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:54pm by ithedarkone

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I'm not gonna say she deserved it, but that was pretty ditzy of her.

#93 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:03pm by mannix

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You stole his art design and then you're upset that it meant something you didn't know about when you didn't even bother to ask him about it? You totally deserve it.

#97 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:11pm by startafire

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I is in urs FMLs nomming on ur commentz.

#101 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:19pm by NaziZombie

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Idiots at the top. If our bodies weren't billboards we would walk around either naked or with our eyes closed. What are clothes if not reflections of our personality? We don't all dress the same because we aren't all the same or live in that kind of world.

#102 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:24pm by indianabummer

lol. oh wow.

#105 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:39pm by virmariejoan

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lots of opinions here...niiiiice.
My points...

1) Religions have used tattoos for thousands of years. Yes...Christians did too. So being Godly doesn't mean being ink free.
2) Tattoo's are 'body art'. Art is pretty subjective, what's beautiful to one person is ugly to another. I personally hate tattoo's on backs and chests. See, I have preferences to a tattoo lol.
3) Most tattoo's are not 'reminders of drunken encounters' as tattooing as become 'unethical' to perform on intoxicated people...duh.
4) Tattooing a reminder of someone is not uncommon, even 400 hundred years ago. Especially of the dead.
I'm sure I'd tattoo my girlfriends name if she passes on, she's the best thing in my life.
5) Tattoo's are no different then clothing (#102 repeat). Except tattoo's are much more unique.
6) People who hate tattoo's are ten times more likely to hate someone wearing a clothing brand they hate.

#114 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:09pm by twiggly

#114 I was following you until #6... What does that have to do with anything? Did you just make that statistic up?

#141 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:48am by synchroskater

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YDI especially if you got it on your lower back

#115 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:13pm by thattickles

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YDI for looking at your bfs sketch book without telling him.

#121 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:04pm by ihparker

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Those of us who grew up in the 60's and 70's remember how stupid we looked in those fashions. But we put that stuff away and moved on. Tattoos are permanent, and they always get gross, no matter how many degrees you have. Things look cool because they are different from what came before. Tattoos are getting really popular, so the next craze will be no tattoos, and anyone with them will be so 00's.

If you don't believe me, just watch the Dr. Seuss show of the things with the stars on their chests.

#125 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:26pm by I_am_stupid_also

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Tattoos HAVE been really popular. For hundreds of years. It's not like it's a new or recent trend.

#191 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:56pm by lem0n

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That sucks

#127 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:29pm by Ryuu66

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So what?
Just break it off with him and start a new relationship with his ex.
You both have the same tattoo so you have the ground work already done.

#129 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:48pm by Feverrotes

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Should have asked before you got it.

#132 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:52pm by xDontBreakHer

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tramp stamp?

#135 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:13am by flyboy57

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oh i love tattoos BUT, only on girls who put out. :)

#137 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:23am by ladiesman14

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Looks like hes branding his girls..

#139 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:26am by 17xVampx17

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plex that happened to me once. i was 69ing a girl and she had a jack in the box logo on her back with the c. i could not stop thinking about 2 tacos for $ .99 cents in 15 mins or sooner if i speed this up

#143 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:00am by ladiesman14

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Aww, man. The Jack In The Box dude scares the fuck out of me.

DrunkenValor's comment way up there:
WIN! ATDI FTW!!!!!!!!

#148 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:39am by Intoxicunt

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That's why you think tattoos over before getting them done. You should definitely have asked him beforehand, because that was his personal work. For all you know, he could have drawn it when he was in a depressed, suicidal mood, and now it's tattooed on you. He won't wanna see that all the time. And I find it odd that you got it in the same exact place as his ex, unless you got a tramp stamp, in which case, you deserve it.

You pretty much deserve it anyways.

#144 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:06am by PoeticPixie

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#14 just owned all you people.. but ydi for going in his business

#145 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:10am by Flipps

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

You deserve it for not being a Christian. The body is a temple.

#146 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:19am by FlaminYawn

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1) I am a Christian.
2) I have a tattoo.
3) I realize that not all Christians have the exact same beliefs as another Christian. And, not everyone is going to share the same religion I do. How do they deserve it for not being Christian? I don't understand.

So who are you to judge? Because last I checked, God is the only one to do that.

#154 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:20am by samhat

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So every Christian I know who has a tattoo is not a Christian--including those with cross tattoos? Having a tattoo changes your religious beliefs? I have a feeling most branches of Christianity would beg to differ.

#194 - On 09/20/2009 at 11:23am by Sammara

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The plural of "tattoo" is "tattoos" NOT "tattoo's".
The apostrophe indicates possesion as if the tattoo owns something.

#147 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:31am by gozar

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Hey, OP, you have one clear option.
Do what they do in this video:

http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover

#149 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:44am by Intoxicunt

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If you got the tattoo because you truly like the design, it doesn't matter who else has it. If you got it to try to flatter your boyfriend, you're stupid for not consulting him first about something that permanent. Also, don't make a permanent decision (like getting a tattoo) based on something that could be only temporary (like having a certain boyfriend). And in case anyone feels the need to point out that tattoos can be removed: that is a long, slow and painful process. It's not a "plan B" it's more of a "plan D."

#150 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:50am by imakepurplesnow

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Heh. It's like your boyfriend's personal cattle brand.

#151 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:57am by Dragonmouth

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Nice one. :)

#153 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:06am by Intoxicunt

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skank. if I were to get a tattoo, it would be my own design, and make it unique so I could make sure that nobody else would have the same one. but they look like white trash on women. I'm assuming you got it right above your ass?

#152 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:04am by cmac86

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Congratulations, you're an idiot. I bet he dumped your cottage cheese ass.

#155 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:18am by EFFYEAH

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YDI for several reasons:
1. You've been snooping around in his stuff without his knowledge or permission. (otherwise he would've known where you got the design from)
2. You've been using his art without permission.
3. In a relationship, people talk about things like these. At least they should.
In summary, YDI for being ignorant.

#156 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:27am by bugmenotmofo

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Well why'd you go digging through his sketch book, nosy?

#157 - On 09/19/2009 at 4:37am by Witchcraft

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FYL - you were a bit silly, yes, but FYL because you're boyfriend could have been more tactful and not told you the real reason behind the doodle. Lying is generally bad but there are occasions when it's better than telling the truth. I'm sure it's a nice design, perhaps fate had a hand in this and perhaps the tattoo was really meant for you, he just put it to paper a little early.

#159 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:41am by Paper_Tiger

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I'm curious as to what you're talking about, exactly.
Where did he lie? His question of where she got the design obviously states that she went through his art without his knowledge.

It'd be more of FHL than hers.

#185 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:44pm by Boxingsweets

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YDI for being ignorant and snooping.
Stupid.

#160 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:42am by thecrackfoxx

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I really can't add on to all the amazing people who said it before me, other than you deserve it. I hope you REALLY like that tattoo. Otherwise, you're fucked.

#161 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:44am by kimilei

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YDI for getting trampstamped.

#162 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:17am by vendris

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Hahahaha! Plexico wins! hilarious ;D
OP: next time do your research before u choose the design u want, and don't steal it from your bf lol.
and I am SO sick of hearing people say they HATE tattoos! It's a personal choice& it's not for everyone...GET OVER IT

#163 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:29am by LA_Barbie

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Umm, maybe you should have asked your boyfriend before you stole his design...

#173 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:25am by KathyH

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More so fuck his life

#176 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:43pm by Roberto_66

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Bitch, you fucking -deserve- this.
What right do you have to go through his work, WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION, and use one for a tattoo? If my boyfriend used my artwork for a tattoo without my knowledge, I'd be pretty pissed.
And that was a gift for his ex-girlfriend -- Fucking SHAME on you!

#184 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:42pm by Boxingsweets

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wow. i hate people like you. i really, really do.

#186 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:53pm by papertigers

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why doesn't anyone address that: "tatoo's are very rarely gotten by anyone with intellectual tendencies, and even people that are very creative and have good thoughts but arent intellectuals dont generally get them."

has sooo many errors in it!!! how are they on a high horse when they obviously aren't very bright themselves?
and i have a tattoo. i made straight a's in high school and have a 3.5 GPA at the university i go to.

#187 - On 09/19/2009 at 4:26pm by idratherbinsh

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.... So, what do you guys think about piercings? ^.^

#192 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:46pm by quietgirl

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Look at all these jackasses trying to get all "intellectual" on FML. Hahaha! Yeah I'm sure this is where all the lawyers and intellectuals go.

#193 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:39pm by ElNegroHombre

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and this is why I only have tattoos that I have designed myself.....or have done on myself I mean come on if it's worth doing you might as well do it yourself.

On a slightly unrelated note since everyone is being opinionated about tattoos and now piercings are being called into question what about scarification?

#195 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:04pm by AngelSpit

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If it means something more than being sad and a teen then yes, they can be beautiful works of art. If you want to do it and its legal and there is a reason behind it, then go for it.

#198 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:29pm by RubixMonkey

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To each their own. Personally tattoos are ugly. Now I am ready to be shouted down by the "I love tattoos" set who of course have to be right.

#197 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:01pm by jollyjam1

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So how is this a FML exactly?

#199 - On 09/20/2009 at 11:28pm by Jason

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you kinda deserve it for not asking
and tattoos are a choice. If you don't like them, good for you, just don't put down the people who do chose to ge them.
thanks :)

#201 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:46pm by phoenix03

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She should remove it. She didn't have permission to use it.

#202 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:12pm by RubixMonkey

Why do I have a feeling this is a tramp stamp?

#203 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:00pm by Loverfli

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#31 is just plain ignorant tattoo's are a form of art and self exspression. just because you don't have the balls to get one or are to self conscious about what people will say about you doesn't give you the right to pass judgment on someone you don't know or to make such an ignorant generalization.

#206 - On 01/29/2010 at 8:33pm by arijonesbby

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