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Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. Everything was going fine until my mom asked aloud "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied "No." I was painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36731) - you deserved it (3693)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:26am - love - by moresexperience (man) - United States (California)

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Try communicating with your girlfriend about how you can take her to the bone zone. It doesn't matter what your mom was talking about. If she's not happy she's not happy.

#2 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:54pm by boone

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she is dumb. who would answer that question?

#11 - On 09/11/2009 at 2:31pm by llllllllllllllll

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