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Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34269) - you deserved it (8090)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:54am - love - by crawfo (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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