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Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 9:54am - love - by crawfo (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Oops! Well you had to come out eventually, but FYL :-\

Also: not last! :-)

(I'll be teed off if they close the topic though)

#1 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:08pm by regalarius

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Your parents must not have been too upset - at least they didn't barge over to your table and demand to know what was up.

#3 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:10pm by thefaded

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