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Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11785) - you deserved it (61559)

On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

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she took a dump in the shower?!?

#3 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:05pm by KINGMARIO

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It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

#6 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:07pm by iljajlm

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