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Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8927) - you deserved it (46545)

On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

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