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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42279) - you deserved it (9323)

On 08/29/2009 at 12:27am - love - by notenough (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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At least you know ahead of time that he doesn't think solely with his dick.

#3 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:09am by Luckster

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Girls need to realize that their boobs are not more interesting than history. It's not like boobs defeated the Nazis.

#10 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:16am by Imauser

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