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Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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ooooh bummer. kinda wrecks the oomph factor but at least now he has to watch you leave =)

#2 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:10pm by judgingyou09

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How can you all assume that she's a controlling bitch? You can't just do whatever the hell you want in a relationship; there has to be compromise. If he wants to party and drink and spend every night away from home, why does he have a girlfriend? It's obvious that this isn't the same as just "hanging with the boys."

#44 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:09pm by annamg

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