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Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18510) - you deserved it (61656)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

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Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.

#3 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:09pm by Stoic

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Omg lmfaooo. Get owned

#1 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:08pm by ShadowNine

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