Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11765) - you totally deserved it (41455)
On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius
on a similar note to #31, at least apparently she doesn't have that much of a problem with his penis size...
#45 - On 08/18/2009 at 7:34pm by youreanidiot
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YDI: for puting on make up and being a big fat ugly faggot who likes the taste of cum going down his throat!!!
seriously? that is completely inappropriate and uncalled for.
#63 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:38pm by candy62195
KISS WTF IS WRONG WITH U!?! STFU, I JUST LOOKED AT UR PROFILE PIC, U HAVE A MUSTACHE!!!!
and yea this is a freaking hillarious FML
#110 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:45am by wrestling49
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#120 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:07am by Alexxx_Anarchist
It's neither FYL or YDI if it's true.
And KiSsKiZzy, why do you have a moustache?
#126 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:00am by CrackhouseDoug
he probably bet that he didn't have the world's smallest penis.
#133 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:17pm by Casualt1234
Yeah, definitely not an FML or a YDI, it just happened.
#29 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:45pm by kindofgocrazy
The FML is the outcome of losing the bet: wearing the world's smallest penis for a month in public. That's the FML, not the fact that he lost the bet. Anyway, hahahhaha OP. I think you're gonna have quite a reputation around town.
#121 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:28am by Kiwi_Splash
That shirt will be a great conversation starter. Chicks will like it, they will probably think you are hung like a champ if you have the balls to wear that.
#128 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:12am by donkey_hang_down
Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.
i saw one once that said "i'm big in Japan". i don't know if it was trying to say what it sounded like though.
A lot of unimportant bands in the US are popular in Japan. That's what it meant.
#54 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:04pm by Callyn
Cally- Asians are sterotyped in the world to have small dicks. Therefore when they say "I'm Big in Japan" when you look at an asian's man wiener(lol) its small(the stereotype) so your saying Im big cuz the asians are small get it?
and what you said is correct though alot of shit bands in USA are very popular in japan.
owned you betted on it so suffer the consequences, make sure to wash it everyday, YDI
#6 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:12pm by volleyballgirl16
How many of these shirts have you got? Or don't you change clothes?
#7 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:12pm by Nonamerequired
The general rule of thumb is not to bet anything you're not willing to lose.
#9 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:18pm by cthulhu1138
Oh well, if you're in a relationship that's to the tshit phase, you prob don't have a reason to impress the ladies anyway lol.
What was the bet?
well... DO you have the world's smallest penis? ;)
lol that sounds like the kind of thing I would make my boyfriend do.
I want to know where to get one of those shirts. If you can't laugh at your self. Then just suck start a shotgun and and make the world a better place for the rest of us. :)
#66 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:49pm by fmpastlives
Or just cross out "smallest" and write something else. You'd still be wearing the shirt, you'd just change what it says...
#26 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:45pm by devaraja42
You knew what's at stake, so stop being a pussy & wear it. Trying to hide it, wearing it inside out or whatever is retarded imo. A bet is a bet.
LOOPHOLE!!! Wear a jacket or sweatshire over it. You'll still be wearing it, but nobody will see it. XD
#30 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:45pm by wiiareonfire
the bet didn't specify that the shirt had to be in english. it could say, "world's smallest penis" in ancient greek, or in cherokee or navajo.
#33 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:53pm by xZach_Attackx
that's a good idea, if I thouht my boyfriend would cheat I'd make him wear one. prevention! :)
#37 - On 08/18/2009 at 7:07pm by pieofchrist
not to be mean, but thats what you get for betting against your girlfriend (:
i still feel bad for you, though.
And, I am morbidly curious as to what the bet was!
#41 - On 08/18/2009 at 7:21pm by cherryboo1992
Haha, make a bet u know u will win and if she loses she has to wear a worlds grossest vagina shirt! :-)
What was her bet, Wearing around a shirt that said. "Loosey Goosey"?
#51 - On 08/18/2009 at 7:49pm by Mr_Tuff_Guy
haha.
at least your girlfriend doesn't have to worry about you cheating on her anymore ;)
#59 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:26pm by bridget_909
Get her to wear pants with "world's fattest ass" written on them or something similar.
#67 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:52pm by DeathByFalchion
If you really have to do it I would call some girls and tell them to laugh about it and get flirty till my gf wouldn't let me wear it
#70 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:56pm by acranine11
YDI for entering a bet with a girl. Women are never wrong dumbass. lol
#75 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:21pm by Tenor_Sax_Man
ydi, but the rewards for winning the bet must have been amazing if this is the punishment.
too bad. your gf will probably feel sorry inside and make it up subconsciously ;)
#76 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:29pm by untalented1
haha, i would never want my boyfriend walking around with a shirt like that.
#77 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:30pm by phunkymonkey
Why the hell would you wear the same shirt for a month? Thats lame. Punch your girlfriend in the face and make her wear a "World's biggest bitch" shirt.
Was the bet regarding someone's relative penis size?
#89 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:07pm by AlwaysRejected
suck it up faggot, obviously your dick aint big enough to dispute the claim on the shirt
#90 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:11pm by clevelandsucks
You should x out the small part and put worlds largest penis
#91 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:12pm by skatergirl21
i wouldn't want my bf to wear a shirt like that otherwise ppl might think im into small penises.
#94 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:28pm by BalenciagaBetch9
Hmm well that definately sucks..
what i would like to know is if you really do have a small dick. hehehe
not that it really matters..
THAT FUCKING SUX i wouldnt hang out with my friends for the whole month if i were u
#100 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:12am by slaveowner190461
YDI never make bets with your girlfriend some how you always lose!!!
#103 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:40am by longday13
ah what's she gonna do if you don't wear it, dump you? don't wear that dumb shit. what a stupid bet...make her wear a shirt that says "world's biggest slut with the world's smallest tits" or something equally embarrassing haha
Where the hell do you get a shirt like that. I want one.
#107 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:26am by Shyman4ever
YDI for being stupid enough to make the bet. Man up and wear your tiny penis shirt. Could be worse, you could have to wear a shirt with an actual size picture of your penis. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
why would you want to date a girl that would make you stick with this bet. ydi for choosing a heartless gf lol
#111 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:53am by lesliesayswhaat
Well you could have worn a shirt that says "I love smegma" If you don't know what that means I'll tell ya....smegma is the crud in an uncircumcised penis, other word dick cheese. That would be worse!!
Seriously y bet if ur not 99% sure that you'll win. Ydi
#127 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:27am by Egotistical
that's great. your gf is my new hero. i'm going to have to try that one some day.
#129 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:29pm by toughluck08
you could wear it inside-out so nobody would see it, but technically, it would still be a shirt that said "world's smallest penis".
#131 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:36pm by wait_whos_that
Why the HELL would you EVER agree to that? I don't care how sure of yourself you were, that was a dumb bet and YDI.
#132 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:03pm by TonyHighwind
The bet: If you have the world's smallest penis: You wear a shirt that says so; if you don't I (the girlfriend) wears a shirt that says "World's saggiest vagina!"
#135 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:39pm by LifeSuxLots
FYL for having to wear a shirt with terrible grammar.
#136 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:53pm by youEQUALtosser
it would be funny if all her friends see you in the shirt. and they would laugh at her.. Sorry that would be awesome!!
#137 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:24pm by Nightmare1
Aww sweetheart, don't worry... the truth hurts, but you'll get over your pea-sized penis !
#140 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:15pm by doggylover27
Firstly, I hope for your sake that you have more than one of those shirts, or it's gonna start to smell like raccoon's asshole on a stick. Secondly, if your girlfriend takes pleasure from your humiliation, she's a bitch.
Dude
We're from the same small country....
I hope I run into you some day soon, wearing that shirt ^_^
#144 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:08am by deep_smoochies
Why are all the dudes so sensitive about perceived dick size, here? If you saw a man wearing this shirt -- would you REALLY think he's got the world's smallest penis? Of course not -- any man with a small penis would be way too sensitive about it to wear such a shirt.
If anything, it'll grab people's attention in a good way -- they'll look at it, think for a second, and realize that there's probably no relation to the wearer's ACTUAL penis size -- then laugh. It's like having an instant and easy conversation right at your fingertips. Goddamn noobs.
sounds like someone is really uncomfortable with his body.
#151 - On 08/21/2009 at 4:16pm by Gregiscool
Why the fuck would you even accept that bet? You're a friggen dumbass.
#157 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:27pm by WrKing1
How stupid are you to accept a bet like that? Even if you are so cocky,you're positive your going to win,thats still the stupidest thing ever.
Dumbass...
#158 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:38pm by XxLiBZXx425
Fuck mate your girlfriend sounds like she has a good sense of humour. I wish we got more than 300 letters in the post, or you could tell us what the bet was.
#160 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:03pm by Sorrytohearthat
he probably accepted it bcuz what he had in mind for her was 3times more juicer so don't judge untill u kno the whole story
