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it was probably a bet to see if he could get his girlfriend to orgasm
on a similar note to #31, at least apparently she doesn't have that much of a problem with his penis size...
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YDI: for puting on make up and being a big fat ugly faggot who likes the taste of cum going down his throat!!!
Kiss, please go kill yourself
#57 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:15pm by Rhad
seriously? that is completely inappropriate and uncalled for.
God dammit you both just fed the troll...
Yeaah this did not happen
KISS WTF IS WRONG WITH U!?! STFU, I JUST LOOKED AT UR PROFILE PIC, U HAVE A MUSTACHE!!!!
and yea this is a freaking hillarious FML
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It's neither FYL or YDI if it's true.
And KiSsKiZzy, why do you have a moustache?
he probably bet that he didn't have the world's smallest penis.
lucky there's the invetion of jackets…
This isn't an FML. You lost a bet. Suck it up.
Yeah, definitely not an FML or a YDI, it just happened.
#29 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:45pm by kindofgocrazy
The FML is the outcome of losing the bet: wearing the world's smallest penis for a month in public. That's the FML, not the fact that he lost the bet. Anyway, hahahhaha OP. I think you're gonna have quite a reputation around town.
That shirt will be a great conversation starter. Chicks will like it, they will probably think you are hung like a champ if you have the balls to wear that.
Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.
#3 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:09pm by Stoic
uh small penis =/= lots of ass...
i saw one once that said "i'm big in Japan". i don't know if it was trying to say what it sounded like though.
A lot of unimportant bands in the US are popular in Japan. That's what it meant.
#54 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:04pm by Callyn
Actually, I think they chose that phrase because it's a double entendre
Cally- Asians are sterotyped in the world to have small dicks. Therefore when they say "I'm Big in Japan" when you look at an asian's man wiener(lol) its small(the stereotype) so your saying Im big cuz the asians are small get it?
and what you said is correct though alot of shit bands in USA are very popular in japan.
#79 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:33pm by RJB
It's actually a triple entendre. One for the bands, two for the penis size, and three for height.
hahha YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT FOR AGREEING TO THAT XD
#5 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:10pm by kirbz
owned you betted on it so suffer the consequences, make sure to wash it everyday, YDI
How many of these shirts have you got? Or don't you change clothes?
Lol this is what I was thinking
Girlfriend win.
#8 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:13pm by Ecchi
The general rule of thumb is not to bet anything you're not willing to lose.
I want to know what the girlfriend's bet was.
#10 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:19pm by Inoku
Oh well, if you're in a relationship that's to the tshit phase, you prob don't have a reason to impress the ladies anyway lol.
What was the bet?
well... DO you have the world's smallest penis? ;)
lol that sounds like the kind of thing I would make my boyfriend do.
Just wear a jacket over it, or wear it inside out.
#17 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:31pm by Overlord57
I want to know where to get one of those shirts. If you can't laugh at your self. Then just suck start a shotgun and and make the world a better place for the rest of us. :)
Wear the shirt proudly! -just make sure your not wearing pants, let the people decide if its true.
Wear the shirt while you stick it in her ass. Now you won't feel so small.
Where it under a different shirt... perfect scheme and you will have outsmarted her.
What shirt did you girlfriend have to wear if she lost? World's smallest vagina?
"Worlds biggest mineshaft"
Or just cross out "smallest" and write something else. You'd still be wearing the shirt, you'd just change what it says...
#26 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:45pm by devaraja42
You knew what's at stake, so stop being a pussy & wear it. Trying to hide it, wearing it inside out or whatever is retarded imo. A bet is a bet.
#27 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:45pm by TC1
LOOPHOLE!!! Wear a jacket or sweatshire over it. You'll still be wearing it, but nobody will see it. XD
#30 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:45pm by wiiareonfire
the bet didn't specify that the shirt had to be in english. it could say, "world's smallest penis" in ancient greek, or in cherokee or navajo.
ahahahah lol owned
#35 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:59pm by tina_xox
that's a good idea, if I thouht my boyfriend would cheat I'd make him wear one. prevention! :)
hahahaha priceless :) what was the bet?
not to be mean, but thats what you get for betting against your girlfriend (:
i still feel bad for you, though.
And, I am morbidly curious as to what the bet was!
A bets a bet. Glad you followed through. Whats the bet!??
YDI for betting with ur gf
THIS DUMBASSES GF FTSW!!!
that shirt is going to get dirty
Well, at least you won't be a liar.
#48 - On 08/18/2009 at 7:42pm by acuratool
Haha, make a bet u know u will win and if she loses she has to wear a worlds grossest vagina shirt! :-)
What was her bet, Wearing around a shirt that said. "Loosey Goosey"?
YDI for talking to your 1 inch penis..
BiTCH...
#55 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:05pm by amstillives
was the bet whether or not you had a small penis?
#58 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:21pm by c3ns0r3dn4m3
haha.
at least your girlfriend doesn't have to worry about you cheating on her anymore ;)
Wow...
#60 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:31pm by itsover_9000
Yay, so mine isn't the smallest! :D
Get her to wear pants with "world's fattest ass" written on them or something similar.
LMAO! Your girlfriend is awesome! What a great idea [:
one word.
DUMBASS.
you totatlly deserve that.
If you really have to do it I would call some girls and tell them to laugh about it and get flirty till my gf wouldn't let me wear it
How do we know if you deserved it if we don't know what the bet was?
So you lost the bet. Did the bet specify that you couldn't wear a shirt over top that shirt?
girlfriend ftw
#74 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:14pm by tko
YDI for entering a bet with a girl. Women are never wrong dumbass. lol
ydi, but the rewards for winning the bet must have been amazing if this is the punishment.
too bad. your gf will probably feel sorry inside and make it up subconsciously ;)
haha, i would never want my boyfriend walking around with a shirt like that.
#77 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:30pm by phunkymonkey
Why the hell would you wear the same shirt for a month? Thats lame. Punch your girlfriend in the face and make her wear a "World's biggest bitch" shirt.
YDI for being your GF's bitch
Wow u got owned! but seriously that sucks
You are a man.
Do not take shit from a woman.
She is your property.
That is all.
Hah, that's so disillusioned, it's almost funny.
Was the bet regarding someone's relative penis size?
suck it up faggot, obviously your dick aint big enough to dispute the claim on the shirt
You should x out the small part and put worlds largest penis
#91 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:12pm by skatergirl21
wear another shirt over it then you're still wearing it while avoiding the embarrassment
i wouldn't want my bf to wear a shirt like that otherwise ppl might think im into small penises.
i hope you have more than one of those shirts, cos thats kinda dirty?
Thats...a really weird bet. What would she have to wear if you one..I have a loose vagina?
Hmm well that definately sucks..
what i would like to know is if you really do have a small dick. hehehe
not that it really matters..
won not one, I had to correct that, haha.
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THAT FUCKING SUX i wouldnt hang out with my friends for the whole month if i were u
just wear it inside out. no bet infringement there
I think the Girl would have had to wear the same shirt if she lost ;)
YDI never make bets with your girlfriend some how you always lose!!!
#103 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:40am by longday13
ah what's she gonna do if you don't wear it, dump you? don't wear that dumb shit. what a stupid bet...make her wear a shirt that says "world's biggest slut with the world's smallest tits" or something equally embarrassing haha
Where the hell do you get a shirt like that. I want one.
you made the bet, time to own up
YDI for being stupid enough to make the bet. Man up and wear your tiny penis shirt. Could be worse, you could have to wear a shirt with an actual size picture of your penis. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
why would you want to date a girl that would make you stick with this bet. ydi for choosing a heartless gf lol
Win
#112 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:13am by ivoryXkiss
Well you could have worn a shirt that says "I love smegma" If you don't know what that means I'll tell ya....smegma is the crud in an uncircumcised penis, other word dick cheese. That would be worse!!
never should have made the bet in the first place YDI
Op, you act like you can't just not wear the shirt...
#115 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:23am by cadre
WHIPPED!!!!!!!!
#116 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:35am by rachelbrianna25
Dude, i cant believe you got so many YDIs.
i think the bet was on whether his penis was longer than half an inch.
Seriously y bet if ur not 99% sure that you'll win. Ydi
that's great. your gf is my new hero. i'm going to have to try that one some day.
you could wear it inside-out so nobody would see it, but technically, it would still be a shirt that said "world's smallest penis".
Why the HELL would you EVER agree to that? I don't care how sure of yourself you were, that was a dumb bet and YDI.
The bet: If you have the world's smallest penis: You wear a shirt that says so; if you don't I (the girlfriend) wears a shirt that says "World's saggiest vagina!"
FYL for having to wear a shirt with terrible grammar.
it would be funny if all her friends see you in the shirt. and they would laugh at her.. Sorry that would be awesome!!
LOL your girlfriend is awesome!
wow and she is still your girlfriend ?
Aww sweetheart, don't worry... the truth hurts, but you'll get over your pea-sized penis !
Why would she want that?!
Firstly, I hope for your sake that you have more than one of those shirts, or it's gonna start to smell like raccoon's asshole on a stick. Secondly, if your girlfriend takes pleasure from your humiliation, she's a bitch.
Dude
We're from the same small country....
I hope I run into you some day soon, wearing that shirt ^_^
Why are all the dudes so sensitive about perceived dick size, here? If you saw a man wearing this shirt -- would you REALLY think he's got the world's smallest penis? Of course not -- any man with a small penis would be way too sensitive about it to wear such a shirt.
If anything, it'll grab people's attention in a good way -- they'll look at it, think for a second, and realize that there's probably no relation to the wearer's ACTUAL penis size -- then laugh. It's like having an instant and easy conversation right at your fingertips. Goddamn noobs.
are you asian ?
#146 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:12pm by adawg16
Dump the girl
#149 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:55am by JellyBellie89
YDI for agreeing to do that if you lost - idiot.
sounds like someone is really uncomfortable with his body.
Wear it with pride dude...
what the hell was the bet?
Why the fuck would you even accept that bet? You're a friggen dumbass.
#157 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:27pm by WrKing1
How stupid are you to accept a bet like that? Even if you are so cocky,you're positive your going to win,thats still the stupidest thing ever.
Dumbass...
wear it proud, my friend... wear it proud XD
#159 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:21am by Bend_over
Fuck mate your girlfriend sounds like she has a good sense of humour. I wish we got more than 300 letters in the post, or you could tell us what the bet was.
#160 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:03pm by Sorrytohearthat
wear it with pride my brother
he probably accepted it bcuz what he had in mind for her was 3times more juicer so don't judge untill u kno the whole story
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