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Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14357) - you deserved it (46833)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

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