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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59216) - you deserved it (2995)

On 08/12/2009 at 5:01pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

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Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:47pm by airbornerose

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I think there's more to this story than a 300-character-limit allows. (or whatever number it actually is)

#3 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:50pm by null

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