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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59097) - you deserved it (2985)

On 08/12/2009 at 5:01pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

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Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:47pm by airbornerose

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What... but... surely she knew where you worked? How could she just break up with you because her parents were wrong?
How fail of her. She is nothing but her parents' puppet. Watch them force her to become a doctor or some prestigious job like that, because it was their dream.

#7 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:53pm by DameGreyWulf

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