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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48374) - you deserved it (1946)

On 08/12/2009 at 5:01pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

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