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Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 2:12am - love - by HouseMdFangirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.

#1 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:09am by Defiant47

People who use the word creeper need to go the fuck up.

#24 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:58am by Aniland

go the fuck up where and what does that have to do with #1's comment?

#32 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:51pm by thereitgo

I have a weird feeling that the girl that wants to be screwed is like 13. Ew? O_O

#34 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:35pm by StingMunFizzy

agreed. but isn't it weird to talk about those things period? especially if they aren't even together? :/

#37 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:28pm by crazieeli

Why because your a creeper.
Op WTF you talk about him in a movie? god what's wrong with you! telling your friend every detail of who you want to fuck and how nasty your probably a kid. Just die. Please. Suka

#40 - On 08/10/2009 at 4:15pm by USMC_Marine

#37 No , it isn't

#54 - On 08/11/2009 at 11:30am by mike1921

well that is kinda creeper like

#63 - On 02/10/2010 at 10:13pm by delaney16

That really sucks.. :(

#2 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:12am by BeginnersLove

YDI for being a creeper.

#3 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:14am by deaditegirl

Lol, she fucked up your mind.
Nice prank !

#4 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:14am by 4ube

#4 is right, UNLESS u have a crush on an apparently much younger guy, and you stock him, the chick in the theater is a bitch for eavesdropping and using it against you.
otherwise, don't stock or creep, go to him and offer yourself :p

#9 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:26am by ninja578

its STALK....not stock. lol

#13 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:53am by classic036

No, the guy can be the same age as the OP and the sister can be older.. duh.

#26 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:54pm by Sun_Kissed18

HAHAHA
But seriously, you shouldn't have talked about that in public. What if it was him sitting behind you?

#5 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:14am by iFruit

If she's stalking him #5 she'd know he was behind him and wouldn't have said anything

#28 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:09pm by Mattfail

Who said she was stalking? She just went there to see a movie with her friend, and the sister was coincidentally sitting behind her.

OP: YDI, you dumbass.

#52 - On 08/11/2009 at 1:15am by Boxingsweets

smack that bitch's head for eavesdropping

#6 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:19am by leahlovesya121

FYL due to her being behind you due to chance...

but I cant blame the sister for what she did either. True she shouldn't ease drop, but i would in that situation. If you are loud enough in a theater for me to hear, I consider myself as part of the conversation.

#22 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:45am by spoo

Creep bitch. And a House fan, of all things. Double creep bitch.

#7 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:19am by joethebiden

hey! leave House out of this! House is the greatest show ever!

#51 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:25pm by iljajlm

little sisters are often jealous this isn't a fyl or a ydi...take nothing from what she said.. she probably didn't even tell him...man i remember when creeper was weed, what is wrong with kids today.

#8 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:24am by fucentarmal

I doubt the girl behind you was really his sister....she just wanted you to shut the fuck up and stop talking. If the people behind you can hear every word and get so annoyed they prentend to be someone else, YDI for being a loud-mouthed bitch.

#10 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:40am by Popple

Agreed. It's okay to talk quietly during the previews, I suppose, if you must. But if you're talking loud enough for the person behind you to make out every word? No bueno.

And seriously? In public, you decide to talk about a guy that you want to bang? Save it for a more private location, please!

#12 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:44am by Snommelp

@Popple - My thoughts exactly. Unless these people live in Mayberry or on Walton's Mountain, I doubt OP just happened to to be sitting in front of the sister of the boy she is stalking. And unless she said his name, how would the sister be so sure? Sounds like OP got punk'd into silence!

#16 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:08am by skullbuster

@ 12... or at least don't talk about it so loudly

#59 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:42pm by nicole1123

YDI, get a life geez it's so creepy that you would even do something like that! You have no chance with him if you continue to be so weird.

#11 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:43am by Inked2009

YDI for being a creep (not creeper, that's the most annoying word ever, stop saying it!!!!), and for talking in a movie theater. STFU and watch the movie.

#14 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:01am by Ub3r_Crippl3

Here, here!! WTF is with this word 'creeper' all of a sudden? I hope this doesn't really find it's way in to casual conversation because it is ANNOYING!

#15 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:04am by skullbuster

creeper creeper creeper

#18 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:15am by ashole1990

Creeper is an awesome word. You lose.

#19 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:19am by lmmmr

No, We don't lose.
Creeper and Thinger are words that Dumb ass kids have established in order to feel
cool and creative by mangling the Language.
I fucking HATE that word
and I'm Drop kicking the first Person who says it aloud in front of me in person.
Drop-kicking them.

#39 - On 08/10/2009 at 4:06pm by Jazzywrites007

"Creeper" has been a word for a long while now, just so you know, with multiple meanings besides someone who creeps, along with actually being a type of plant.

Either way, OP, stop acting like a creep? Seriously, what the hell... "MAN, I WISH THIS GUY WOULD STICK HIS COCK IN ME SO BAD" right in the middle of a theater? I have no doubt at all that you are in fact a creep.

#48 - On 08/10/2009 at 8:24pm by DameGreyWulf

omg; hahaha!!
but maybe she could be also lying, you know??

#17 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:10am by btchh

Why didn't you just stop her in her tracks and say, "Bitch you best mind your own bizness"

#20 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:23am by definatelywierd

Well damn stop being a creeper.

But I am also a fan of House MD.

#21 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:24am by Jaywin

wat movie was it?

#23 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:47am by inface2b

I hope she tells her brother how psyco you truley are. YDI for bieng a stalker and annoying for talking in the theater. I would have told you to shut your fucking mouth.

#25 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:35pm by donkey_hang_down

oh god your freakin disgusting for even talking about that at the movies where everyone can hear you because you are in public , it's bad enough that you have to whine about the guy you like ; YDI you creep .

#27 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:55pm by Zero2Sixty

hahahaha, booked, thats right, his sister TOLD YOU, better learn to shut your mouth next time because obviously the guy doesn't like you. And she probably heard you because you we're a loud mouth bitch.
YDI

#29 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:15pm by jchag

I don't think you nessecarily deserve it. Yeah, you could be a creeper, but the guy could also be a paranoid jerk who blew things out of proportion. Best not to talk about how you want to do someone in public though.

Or she could have been lying to you to mess with you?

#30 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:26pm by AnnaSeptic

I don't think she meant it. I've done stuff like that before when people around me are talking about stupid stuff and it's annoying me. I highly doubt it's her little brother that everyone says you're stalking.

#31 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:44pm by deserved

maybe she was uh... kidding??? like maybe she just wanted to scare you and make you think he didn't like you :) oh, and #3, maybe she accidentally pressed the male button?

#33 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:03pm by XTheDesertSongX

Have you ever heard of whispering? I don't want to go to a theatre and have to listen to you rambling on and on about how much you want to nail some guy.

#36 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:53pm by ultraslick

YDI for using his name (or some dead givaway detail) in a public place. Be more careful with your secrets. :P

#38 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:53pm by cactus

creeps get nowhere in life. ydi weirdo (:

#41 - On 08/10/2009 at 4:36pm by lilfuzz409

Bad luck for either
1) Getting fooled by somebody sitting behind you
2) Just plain bad luck.

#42 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:17pm by Shots_HK

What is going on in these comments? Half of them seem to be replying to something completely arbitrarily, without directing it at anybody, but replying to a completely unrelated post near the top just to be higher up and get read. Anyway, I don't like it.

To OP, this girl was probably just messing with you. You do sort of come off as a creeper, but I doubt that this guy would talk about you as a creeper, because guys don't really do that. And if he did, he's probably proud of it in some way...that somebody would actually want to creep after him?

#44 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:43pm by Bombercules

Lol...... Thats funny. That must suck. I agree with the last comment, she could have been pulling your leg

#45 - On 08/10/2009 at 6:05pm by jumpinjordan1

you can stalk me Hun. I won't mind. I promise.

#46 - On 08/10/2009 at 7:33pm by cmac86

Lmao

#47 - On 08/10/2009 at 7:59pm by person1000003

Ahhhh, so you are a creep. FYL b/c YDI

Your life is fucked because you are a creep, and yet you deserve it, because you are a creep.

PS Please dont stalk me Im just being honest.

#49 - On 08/10/2009 at 8:25pm by Brooklynxman

pedo

#50 - On 08/10/2009 at 8:45pm by ernie9

With a name like "House Md Fan Girl", this isn't surprising.

#53 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:23am by davidtheday

nothing wrong with a girl going a lil young. my gf is 6 months older than me. shes 19, im 18. i say just do the girls lil bro...assuming u wont go to jail for it

#55 - On 08/11/2009 at 6:05pm by unhacked21

6 months is nothing. When you're dating in your teens its good to stay at most 2 years apart. save older / younger dating for your 20s.

#56 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:33am by cheeter

you guys are so mean,

#57 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:33pm by laurenx3face

Okay, you don't talk about that kind of stuff in public, and you must have been being pretty loudly for the girl behind you to hear you over the previews.

#58 - On 08/13/2009 at 9:43pm by carrot89

She's his sister? I'm Santa Claus.

#60 - On 08/16/2009 at 11:20pm by 3P0N1N3

i would agree with the sister if the boy was 12 or something maybe 16 still. if not then she needs to give her brother some god damn personal space.

#61 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:31am by outcast_qurl

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