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Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by roobb (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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you should have gone through with it and introduced yourself

"hi im emma's bf, you must be her dad, it's nice to meet you sir" = WIN

#25 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:43am by Peroxide

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maybe she's a gold digger?

#8 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:17am by picturetaker

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