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Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59706) - you deserved it (3368)

On 08/09/2009 at 9:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!

#5 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:56pm by Neferria

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wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.

#3 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:54pm by akiro525

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