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Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48248) - you deserved it (1927)

On 08/06/2009 at 1:28am - love - by gkline09 - United States

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Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:10am by homedoggieo

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Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:06am by Good_old_Grim

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