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Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5287) - you deserved it (22457)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

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You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.

#4 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:41pm by Lindsey

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Whatever be glad someone wants to spend time with you instead of being so ungrateful.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:39pm by Bump

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