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Today, my boyfriend was reading me a love poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.
So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014