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Today, my boyfriend was reading me a love poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.

#6 - On 08/04/2009 at 2:09pm by CDS09

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So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".

#21 - On 08/04/2009 at 2:38pm by aback

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