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Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 2:11am - love - by Devin (man) - United States (Vermont)

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shouldve threw popcorn at them

#1 - On 08/02/2009 at 6:04am by no1askdu

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That blows, being single while everyone else is paired off is never fun. Hope you ripped the friend who invited you a new one, how inconsiderate.

#5 - On 08/02/2009 at 6:10am by caancoha

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