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Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63907) - you deserved it (3902)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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wow double fail. now all his friends caught him cheating too. i know he deserves it but FHL too.

#1 - On 08/02/2009 at 3:05am by cRothabeast

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Wow... Ouch. I hope he feels like an ass.

#2 - On 08/02/2009 at 3:06am by Vermelle

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