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Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42358) - you deserved it (8566)

On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

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Yeah, but boy -- do they know how to live! They live rich, fulfilling lives.

Thank you, shrieking bunny. Thank you for teaching us something about a little thing called... Life. Your senseless, blood-curdling death has not been in vain. May your haunting death-rattle bring us good cheer and lift us in our darkest hour.

Maybe that's what he meant?

#20 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:22pm by mercyFML

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Oh honey, FYL indeed.
poor bunnies!
and poor you :[

#48 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:14pm by rockitout

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