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Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46089) - you deserved it (8959)

On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

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Yeah, but boy -- do they know how to live! They live rich, fulfilling lives.

Thank you, shrieking bunny. Thank you for teaching us something about a little thing called... Life. Your senseless, blood-curdling death has not been in vain. May your haunting death-rattle bring us good cheer and lift us in our darkest hour.

Maybe that's what he meant?

#20 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:22pm by mercyFML

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Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine.
On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

#7 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:12pm by DameGreyWulf

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