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Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34846) - you deserved it (6638)

On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

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