Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

by deadbunnies / 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • Yeah, but boy -- do they know how to live! They live rich, fulfilling lives.

    Thank you, shrieking bunny. Thank you for teaching us something about a little thing called... Life. Your senseless, blood-curdling death has not been in vain. May your haunting death-rattle bring us good cheer and lift us in our darkest hour.

    Maybe that's what he meant?

    #20 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:22pm by mercyFML

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  • Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine.
    On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

    #7 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:12pm by DameGreyWulf

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