Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30821) - you totally deserved it (5848)
On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)
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It probably does. See, the thing about FMLs is that the few that actually are real, we know absolutely nothing about what really happened. Maybe her boyfriend really is a jerk, but maybe she's a whiny little bitch who never has sex with him.
Whenever I hear about a whole family ditching one kid and going on vacation, I wonder, "what made them do it?" Is he a drunk? Does he have horrible gas? Did he sleep with his sister's boyfriend? Did he call his aunt a fascist because she voted for John McCain?
So Deadbunnies, if that is your real name, did you deserve it? Who am I to judge that you are or not?
O.M.G.
I don't think this site is appropriate for you.
However, if you're just being a troll....then: obvious troll is not obvious (but obvious at the same time)
Rule #1 never talk about fight club
Rule #2 NEVER TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
#110 - On 08/01/2009 at 2:40am by musicpirate456
#63, #79
Learn the original rules, newfags.
Regardless, that would have cheered me up.
I think you're just a whiny bitch.
That is absolutely hilarious.
its actually
1st rule: You do not talk about Fight Club.
2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
but all of this has nothing to do with the FML itself or the comment on which you posted this on
Just to set this straight, obviously the rules apply to raids because you don't want them to know who's raiding. But you also don't want people to know about it because it will attract newfags like a lot of the people in here.
#130 - On 08/01/2009 at 10:33pm by ReasonsToFly
god damn! how does he even know that? =( i'd say your life is fucked because not only are you having a bad day, but your boyfriend is a serious weirdo.
he knows that because he is a man. one who kills his own meals and eat them raw.
OP- get a sense of humor, that guy's a keeper.
#6 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:11pm by worstpersonalive
maybe it wasn't even him. maybe some random person he knows got a hold of his phone and texted you that. i hate it when people do that.-_-
#50 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:23pm by ericabella18
dude, mabye ti was just the first thing on his mind at the moment...though the shriek a bunny makes when it dies is awful,,, I've heard my retarded cat kill one before and it scarred me for life ( more like 2 minutes, but still you get the point)
#57 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:45pm by tarheel22893
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he's a wierdo cause he's seen a rabbit die? i've seen one shriek, it's awsome. it sounds like a 5-year-old girl screaming for her life
#61 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:56pm by dowhatiwant
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That would've totally cheered me up. You're a spoiled, ungrateful bitch.
#88 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:04am by xKattAttack
I watched that video. It was really sad. My dog heard the bunny screaming and came busting in here thinking i was dying.
#102 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:19am by mariposa25
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hahaha shreiking bunnies all most as funny as stealing a babies lolipop and watch them cry >B^)
#5 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:10pm by kurtsee
Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine.
On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.
#7 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:12pm by DameGreyWulf
"4chan-idiot" is probably the stupidest phrase I've ever heard.
#19 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:21pm by boatkicker
4-chan is a website...if you don't know of it, then you wouldn't understand why he/she called them a '4-chan idiot'
I'm pretty sure boatkicker knows what 4chan is. In fact I think most people do.
Doesn't mean it's not the stupidest phrase boatkicker's ever heard. I personally think it was a pretty stupid thing to say, too.
#36 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:49pm by DameGreyWulf
No no no. Not "4chan-idiot." Say it with me, "/b/tard." You may be thinking of their close cousins, the EDiots.
#49 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:22pm by SomeonePosting
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
I miss those prank call clip mixers. Your boyfriend made a bad joke he probably thought his buddies would laugh at, so what. Maybe he got that same weird text recently and laughed at the randomness and though it might work on you. Hey atleast you aren't a screeching rabbit. Doesn't mean he doesn't care, just that he didn't think it through. To err is human, atleast he put forth some sort of effort.
Im a cop you idiot!
Most things shriek when they die. If you go on peta and look at the videos of people horrifically killing the animals, they cut the pigs throat and as its bleeding to death it screams.
#15 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:18pm by live_my_life245
Yeah but most people have never seen such videos because they're selfish and don't want to be "bothered" by the horrible lives, anxieties and deaths of the chickens, cows and pigs whose lives they'll have made in vain in about 10 minutes.
Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered.
Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them.
Way to go.
Win, win, win.
Especially #104 and #107.
Not that I don't like PETA and their ideals, but #104's response was just perfect.
#112 - On 08/01/2009 at 3:53am by Intoxicunt
aww... wat a dumb ass.. did he *really* think THAT would help...? :-/ FYL. poor bunnies...
#18 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:21pm by Nacirema20
Yeah, but boy -- do they know how to live! They live rich, fulfilling lives.
Thank you, shrieking bunny. Thank you for teaching us something about a little thing called... Life. Your senseless, blood-curdling death has not been in vain. May your haunting death-rattle bring us good cheer and lift us in our darkest hour.
Maybe that's what he meant?
hum...... maybe if you think of their misery compared to yours it´s not that bad.....
#21 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:25pm by granpa_haribo
Let me cheer you up, here's something funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZNza6-XDtc&feature=PlayList&p=6EC7B047181AD013&index=0
#22 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:25pm by SuperSpore
what is with everyone saying "his responce?"? is it a fml.com thing? (just like how you must start with "today" and end with "fml") or is everyone just saying it since everyone else is? i see it way to often on here. whatever the case may be, it's getting on my nerves. i mean, what's wrong with saying, "then he said..." or "his response was..." or even "he was like..."
sorry that this has nothing to do with your fml. i'm sorry to hear that you can't stop thinking about dying bunnies. i can relate, today i came across this really disturbing story on the news about some rape victim and i can't stop thinking about it either. :(
#23 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:25pm by xkaitlinwhitex
I didn't even notice that.
OP: I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Someone on here said that when in a bad mood, no one has a sense of humor. So if you're boyfriend was trying to lift your spirits by cracking a joke, he tried but failed. That was kind of a macabre thing to say anyway.
You could relax for a bit, sit back and watch something good on TV I guess. Or listen to music. Maybe that'll help.
#25 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:29pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
Shame on you for whining and expecting him to cheer you up. Did it ever occur to you that maybe he was having a bad day before you called to "make" him cheer you up? Maybe if you really liked him the sound of his voice alone could have brightened your day a little
#32 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:41pm by mydogsmellsgood
I never heard one shriek when I helped my friends dad butcher some. They did tend to jump around erratically when their heads were cut off though. Pretty amusing seeing them hitting the bike, spraying blood all over it.
#33 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:45pm by ShinkuBara
????
I find it amusing that Bunnies with no head run around erractially spraying blood all over the place frantically running around hitting bikes in their(wrong?) path..Yes b/c love it when people put blood on there bike..do you happen to live in Wasilla, Alaska?
http://kara.allthingsd.com/20081124/sarah-palins-dead-turkey-interview/
I woke up one time to the sound of a baby bunny crying. My cat caught it and brought it in the house. My dog had it between his paws licking it. Fortunately, I got there in time to save it. They have a very unusual shriek. It's a sound I never want to hear again.
they don't shriek when they're killed. only if you torment then like holding their back legs and letting the front ones try and run away. not that I've done that. it's harsh. but I've seen it. they do however, piss on your shoes.
If I'm going to try to cheer someone up without resorting to forced tenderness and ego massaging, I usually go for a simple racist/offensive joke. You'd be surprised what just a little touch of unexpected shock can do to a mood, especially when it brings laughter (make sure your racist joke is actually funny!) Depending on how upset they are, I might not have to resort to that but just simply get them to laugh.
Considering that deep down I hate answering the "Why do you love me" questions, it's much easier, plus I get to save that mushy material for spontaneous letters and cards. She cheers up and I don't feel annoyed at all for doing it.
#44 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:04pm by Nakedsquirrel
This is made me LOL. It's so funny. Sorry about your terrible day.
#45 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:07pm by somethingawesome
What-? Dying bunnies DON'T cheer you up? How about shredded puppies? Mutilated kittens? Stomped ducklings?
Ur an idiot! So first u text ur bf and make him cheer u up? And then u complain about it? Ur a first degree bitch and this is 100% fhl for putting up with someone like u. Ydi
#60 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:53pm by Leopard68231
Why the HELL is this on the site? This isn't even CLOSE to being an FML!
The makers of this site are just being stupid now.
Well, if you dislike what's being posted so much, why don't you moderate the FMLs? It's at the very top of the page in red lettering that says "Moderate the FMLs." FYI.
#85 - On 07/31/2009 at 11:22pm by artiststatement
Wow
Seriously, FYL. how in the world could something like this happen? I mean, a person NOT knowing a bunny shrieks when it dies? Your life seriously is fucked. I'm so sorry.
ydi for:
1) asking to be cheered up
2) making me sad about shrieking bunnies too now :((((((
*sort of kidding. sort of.
Technically, don't all animals shriek
when they're being killed? Or make some kind of noise. Erm, sorry, OP, that probably didn't help, huh? :/
#70 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:38pm by MadeOfAwesome
This is the dumbest FML I have ever seen. Nobody said that... and if they did they are either retarded or have serious mental health issues....
I fail to see how one sentence made you post a FML, your life is extremely good if you think this is bad...
#74 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:44pm by bskballa92
"Rabbits shriek when they are killed". FYL if that's news to you or your bf.
#75 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:50pm by WonderBlunder
my little brother read this FML and started crying because he loves bunnies. lol
#78 - On 07/31/2009 at 11:04pm by cygnus12345
OP, you are a boring complaining girl, and your bf is funny. You will not stay long with him if you keep having bad days and expect people to take care of you. No one likes complainers. What did you expect him to say? all that love bs?? grow up!
that would make u last for replying to him, and this would make me last, and if someone replied to me, they would be last, its a never ending chain... (unless ppl stop replying =P)
#113 - On 08/01/2009 at 4:08am by toodles54321
Haha, people are so dramatic in these comments.
Its worse than Myspace and Facebook.
#89 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:07am by geeweefuu
You guys are idiots. PETA is the biggest scam in america, they're being investigated because they have single handedly murdered 23000 dogs cats kittens and puppies. They get 32 million a year, do not operate a shelter, NOT ONE and are building a freaking crematorium. Don't believe me? Petakillsanimals.com. Educate yourselves you idiots, you're the ones allowing it to happen!
#90 - On 08/01/2009 at 12:09am by murderofcrows
one website does not a valid argument make. It's like using wikipedia as a source... highly suspect. And OP, bunny shrieks can be quite hilarious... but only when they're made with a bunny call whistle. YDI for not having a sense of humor.
he was trying to cheer you up by telling you some random fact--however oddly crude it was..lol. my bf does the exact same thing.
Thats so random. Its like your at dinner and he randomly says something like that. Strange...
#101 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:11am by iFruit
Stop asking your boyfriend to cheer you up, it's annoying and sounds like you're the type of girl that would get sad if she wasn't cheered up and not tell the guy it's not his fault, but make it seem like it is.
that completly cheered me up:),
but they really do shriek, it's kind of funny sounding, they also do it when they get hurt. :P
does your boyfriend listen to the distorted view podcast? because yesterday they played audio of a bunny being smashed while shrieking.
They do, and I didn't hear it in some stupid video or podcast, I heard it in person while they were being killed by a hawk. It's an awful, awful thing to hear. All you freaks who think it's funny should be locked up in the crazy house, you psychopaths.
Dude, get a sense of humor. If my boyfriend would have said that to me i would have laughed bc its so random. This isnt even am fml. Its like a my boyfriend has common sense. Im sure you would shriek to if you were killed. Dont get mad because he said that.
I would understand why you would feel that way...
If you were 7.
bunnies don't even shriek. see, to kill them properly so that the meat is tender, you hold them by their hind legs and gently stroke their ears with your beating-stick. then after about 3-5 minutes, you carefully line up your shot to the base of their skull, which conveniently sloped sharply out, so it's a nice striking surface. then if you're good, you give them one good whack and they don't even know what happened.
and THAT is why this is SO not a FML.
that's epic! sounds like it would make avoid stephyn lynch song (I guess a sequel to "dead puppies"?)
sorry about your day and everything, but this made me laugh so much because all of a sudden a ton of shrieking rabbits popped into my head.
#132 - On 08/02/2009 at 4:57pm by rawrdinosauraus
that is possibly the worst image i've gotten from an FML. that is just awful. and now i'm going to cry myself to sleep thinking about shrieking crying bunnies. YDI, because you posted it on here for other people to think about.
#134 - On 08/02/2009 at 11:46pm by curryndricegirll
i don't think theres been an FML yet that made me laugh that much.
#136 - On 08/03/2009 at 9:59am by _THE_MASTER_
Hahaha, this sounds like something that happened to me once... I was having this awful day and already teary-eyed about something (probably something stupid, I admit) and my boyfriend, to cheer me up, told one of those 'Dead Baby' jokes. I began bawling. I, alone out of the world's population, apparently, detest Dead Baby jokes and do not understand how the image of A DEAD INFANT would have cheered me up. He was honestly trying to help though and immediately hugged me and tried to comfort me after screwing it up. ...Which is to say...boys are stupid sometimes!
Oh my gosh I hate those! I can't take those jokes :(
Once my brother decided to make his characters on Sims. I thought it was cute until he drowned it in a hot tub :| it was horrible :(
Annnyyywayys.... To the OP, what an interesting boyfriend....
#140 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:56pm by ily_hun996
i especially like the sound that happens when you snap the rabbits necks.
#141 - On 08/25/2009 at 4:21pm by bigbinga47
HAHAHHA Thank you, you just made my day with this cheerful story
#143 - On 09/29/2009 at 4:53pm by H4rdstylefre4k
Hahaha... Sounds like he a has a good sense of humour. I could say that to most of the girls I'm friends with and they'd laugh. Or they'd laugh and be like ah now I can't stop thinking about bunnies dying.
Bunnies don't shriek, but it was meant to be a completely random joke, so lighten up all you "Hunting Experts"
#144 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:59pm by Sorrytohearthat
