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Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML


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On 07/29/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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What is it with boyfriends/girlfriends cheating with best friends? Seriously? I'm genuinely curious. If you think someone is better than another, then just fucking dump them and go for that someone. People need to grow some pubic hair...

#6 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:16am by DameGreyWulf

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haha wow. i hope your mom isnt the best friend!!

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:12am by bioagg12

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