Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35447) - you totally deserved it (1375)
On 07/29/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
WOW. Really.?? So yeah...
How did she know the kid was 4.??
Did she talk to the mom or something.??
Cause that must've been an awkward conversation!
#26 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:58am by XHakudatsuX
wow then you deserve what ever karma brings you for breathing
#33 - On 07/30/2009 at 4:29am by freezeframefame
that makes no sense at all...how would him being gay be worse? at least the OP could be pissed at her brother and in time that would go away. However as it was her bestfriend the relationship between the OP and her friend is forever destroyed (at least I hope).
OP your boyfriend and bestfriend are fucking cunts. I hope they go somewhere to fuck and get hit by a bus. No but seriously fuck them. I think some kind of revenge would be pretty sweet...does your friend have a bf? If so either fuck him and take pics to show to your friend or just tell him. An eye for an eyee
because if he was gay, that would be mean he was gay while dating her.
or he could be bi, and she was not informed.
also, how do we know if the best friend is a girl or not? we assume it's a girl, but you never know...
#22 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:36am by hi_derrrr
What is it with boyfriends/girlfriends cheating with best friends? Seriously? I'm genuinely curious. If you think someone is better than another, then just fucking dump them and go for that someone. People need to grow some pubic hair...
#6 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:16am by DameGreyWulf
LMFAO oh god, that made my day
Well, I was going to say "grow some chest hair" or something, but I thought I'd get those feminists all over me, or people assuming I only meant guys.
#13 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:25am by DameGreyWulf
I really have to know...why do people bother putting "first" on every damn fml? And why do people put YDI on things like this when it clearly is not her fault at all? People can just be so stupid. But it's ok OP your better off without people like them! And I guess your mom is just cool like that :) Don't worry about it too much just move on.
#9 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:20am by fmldude123
I put first for hater comments because they amuse me and the same thing goes for people who say YDI for no reason
mmm too bad your comment got buried. nice try though owntpwnt!
#17 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:28am by fmldude123
@#9: You're new here right? That's just what happens. It's called trolling. People post either their number or a YDI reason which is usually quite shit (occasionally quite funny) to get angry reactions out of other people. A lot of people are learning not to feed the trolls by reacting, but some people just don't have self-control.
Here's a list of the full-time trolls (the ones who don't post anything other than troll-posts):
Jandersonii
M13L0
Chriswashere
Bitchisback
YDI_bitch
#36 - On 07/30/2009 at 4:50am by divineinstrument
You deserve to have that comment buried for not adding me to the list
#48 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:47am by DeathMetal666
And she didn't try to talk to you about it if she knew your boyfriend was cheating with your best friend and assumed you knew it as well? Why did she think you were still with him up until this point? I don't think she found out about five seconds before she came up to you.
No, you're right...it was a little sloppy. It kind of leads you to believe that she FML'd this because her mother always knows her news before her, rather than FML'ing that her mother somehow knew about this one piece of heartbreaking news before her.
Both are bad, but I think the latter is significantly worse.
Nonetheless, keep an eye on your friends next time. FYL
#23 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:46am by bobbassguy
Sounds like your mom is in the "loop". Haha sucks for you. :)
#19 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:29am by paigeypoo987
your mum's cool but.
i'm sick of always having girls complain.
why don't you just dump him in front of everyone? honestly.
#31 - On 07/30/2009 at 4:19am by yummylolly15
I bet your mom is the "best friend" she was talking about. That would explain how she know he's cheating.
#32 - On 07/30/2009 at 4:25am by WonderBlunder
aww, that's what you get for being a bad fuck. :( watch some porn, take some notes and get back out there and try again, champ!
i dont know why... but i think i love you for that comment.
#65 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:26pm by nightDREAMERms
How could anyone YDI this one? "Yeah dude you totally deserved getting cheated on by your best friend and having your mom reveal it to u before you knew about it". Makes perfect sense.
So fyl, I empathize.
YDI. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your life, so do us all a favour and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
#40 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:10am by DeathMetal666
#40 u fucking dumbass, this is fMyLife.com in case u didnt notice. Obviously it will be ppl telling stories about their life u fucking douche
unless it's a loose whore, then pussy is pretty much pussy. Guys don't compare it's physical attributes really. On the other hand, some dicks are 5, some are 9 inches. So all girls need to focus on is the emotional connection, meanwhile guys don't want a bigger dick fuckin their girl..girls have the upper hand.
#41 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:21am by FlaminYawn
Mommy knows best, right? Now get out of the house and cheat on him, and record it, then send it to him for his birthday...
#52 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:45am by donkey_hang_down
wow, ur mom needs to get a life and mind her own business.
and #41- wtf???
#53 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:46am by jessxoxo28
WTF, if your mom knew why didn't she tell you right away? If she had just found out then it's ok but if she hadn't then she is a really bad mom.
#56 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:37am by dramakat11
Just because someone asks about something doesn't mean that thing is 'real' or 'true'. The mom coulda just been asking...
Hey dumb ass, she probably wouldn't have posted this on FML if her boyfriend hadn't actually cheated on her. So sad your reading comprehension and/or intellect can't handle that.
#64 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:33pm by mkivsuptt
I'm thinking your bestfriend told your mom to tell you while she made a run for it.
#66 - On 07/31/2009 at 5:35am by staystrongholdon
omg i actually lol-ed that's too funny that would be the most awkward moment of yours and hers lives
#69 - On 01/29/2010 at 10:01pm by deepdiver999
