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Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML


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On 07/29/2009 at 1:42am - love - by Ouch (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Why do people feel like they need to give advice?
It's annoying.

#7 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:28am by katiemaree

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Do you guys turn the lights off when you have sex? He wasn't calling you ugly; it was just a poor word choice.

#15 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:41am by jewjewbee

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