Love: Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds...

By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML

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Same thing different taste

By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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Lava lamp

By Kathleen Verhaegen - 30/04/2020 20:00

Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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katiemaree 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:28

Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.

DuhthatsObvious 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:15

I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.

Comments

jewjewbee 6

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:41

Do you guys turn the lights off when you have sex? He wasn't calling you ugly; it was just a poor word choice.

tipple 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 13:27

Maybe he was trying to be romantic and invite you to bed - and maybe he was trying to have a laugh at the expense of your feelings. What was his voice tone like when he said it?

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 14:05

I hope he was joking

dotsdesu 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 14:05

HAHAHAHAHAHA

cheertigers 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 14:07

what an asshole

chakrabs 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 14:17

Ha! You walked into that one! FYL if he's not joking though.

Jake_Dude 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 14:19

Tbh he might of not meant it to be rude.. It could of meant..: I dont need light to know who you are.. You look amazing even if i can or cant see you You brighten yourself up + More. Dont take it the harsh way.