Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
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Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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GlobalB 0
Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?
Everlasting_fml 0
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
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Everlasting_fml 0
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
Westy543 0
@#1: I agree. :x But uh, in response to #100 yeah I must agree, 80% of the quizes on Facebook are BS. But that should raise concern. Some people, though, just click "accept" to every app they get. Others (like me) ignore 95% of the invites they get. It just depends on how bored the person is.
staystrongholdon 0
You are officially my bestfriend. AHAHA
RyanKaufman 7
I'm laughing at how OP seems to take it so seriously. I've taken a Quiz for "What color are your eyes?" I mean I clearly know what colour my eyes are, so it's stupid to take such quizzes, especially on Facebook so seriously.
bobmandude 0
Girildriend... Nice.
iazy9 14
tf2 FTW
6tori6 5
it says "girldriend"...:P
TheChampagneBoi 5
Stop being so paranoid over a cheating on you "girldriend" test
GlobalB 0
Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?
genius_man16 0
Lmao. That's what my thought was. If you really freak out that much before asking him what's up maybe HE should break up with YOU.
Finnboghi 0
#8, agreed. If I take the 'what STDs do you have' quiz, doesn't mean I'm riddled with AIDS. Boredom and psycho people are a dangerous mix.
AlyshaDeShae 10
That was my thought. I took one of those "just for the boys" quizzes, but I'm not a boy and my taking the quiz doesn't make me one. It just meant I was bored and curious about the result. Besides, if he's stupid enough to take that quiz and then post the results to his profile (because making it visible is optional, for those who don't know) while actually cheating on his girlfriend, then he's not a very good cheater! Uh - not that cheating is a good thing! I would say it's more a skill. Um, a skill that no one should ever practice. O_o I fail at making that sound decent in any way, so I'll stop now!
curryndricegirll 0
even if he did make it visible...he probably thought it was funny. he was probably thinking, "i wonder how long before my gf freaks" then tomorrow, we'll see his FML, "Today my gf broke up with me over an online quiz. FML."
swooshq 0
#14, totally. OP, you're his girlfriend no need to worry about his girldriend : )
tpag3r 0
@#83 that commment just made my day
nintenDX 0
gramer jokes FTW
reneetlovesyou 30
... Grammar*
greenltrn2003 0
well...what'd he get?
dikinass 0
@greenltrn2003 Ya rly.. Rofl.. But that doesn't mean anything... And that makes you, OP, a POOP STICK OF ****!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYA **** ON AN ASSSSSHOLE!!
RyeBreadBoy 0
lol yeah, did his result match the date you saw the quiz and decided he's cheating on you?
metheonlyb 17
Aww sucks!! But it is not a must that he is cheating on you. Guys sometime take such quiz for fun!. I do it when i bored.
jackeyy 0
awww
Zeeke 0
Either way, that boyfriend is dumber than a sack of hammers. What a nunce.
zerkabaius 0
are you sure your bf wasn't just bored and taking random quizzes? Cuz I do that all the time
_babyxdoll 0
lol :) sorry i had to laugh maybe you shouldnt be so paraniod?
Dabookofnothing 0
woa my pics like urs but red
jrsgreenfire257 0
bro thats an edites pupil
jeeeeenn 0
oh wow. that sucks
Tubasaurus 0
What's a "girldriend"?
mushoo_fml 0
Apparently something you can cheat on.
irishdancer 0
I think it is like a standerdized test... He cheated on it with his new girldriend...
CDS09 0
yea, I know depending on the personality of my girlfriend I might just take the quiz to mess with her. Ask yourself...is your bf more likely to be a joker, or a flat out idiot....because you would have to lack common sense to take that quiz if you were really cheating.
Edeline_fml 0
It might mean nothing. I'd probably take that quiz if I was in the mood to, even if I was single. *shrug*
tapesculpture 0
lol same