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Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48641) - you deserved it (2671)

On 07/23/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by pleaseno (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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perhaps it's just a master plan to get you two to break up

#4 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:54am by av232

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thats like somethin out of a movie

#3 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:54am by natsumosam92

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