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Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57601) - you deserved it (11280)

On 07/21/2009 at 8:03am - love - by person_r (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

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And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.

#3 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:11pm by cutebebe778

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aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.

#10 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:23pm by triplethreat13

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