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Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (2496)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:15am - love - by Phoebe (woman) - Singapore

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