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Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (3591)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:15am - love - by Phoebe (woman) - Singapore

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QUICK!
Shave your bristle like hair, and file down your tusks!
You're boaring!

But Yea, thats odd he rather do that....

#5 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:11am by Kmart91

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Dude, Mousehunt is awesome. At least my boyfriend understands that, and occasionally sounds the horn for me. :) If he's hunting for a map carrier, or the Acolyte, I totally can understand.

#8 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:15am by Kitola

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