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Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51042) - you deserved it (11241)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:45am - love - by nameless (man) - United States

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I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.

#5 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:25am by Xerosnake90

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Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...

#2 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:21am by BURST

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