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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML


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On 07/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by WeightAMinute (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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He'll still have noticed that you're looking foxy nowadays. He's a guy. They don't miss that kinda thing. =]

#2 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:22am by kenzierosaline

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Man, screw that fucker for dumping you, he should have supported you and been concerned for your health, rather than just dropping you. Great job on losing the weight though! And i'm sure he noticed it too. Have fun at your party!

#6 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:30am by ckc_tkd

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