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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37812) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by WeightAMinute (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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