Today, my mom when randomly turned to me and said: "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML
I agree, your life sucks (48834) - you totally deserved it (2751)
On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
(0)we are..but our mothers are crazy..keep us in line..you know how it is
#46 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:22pm by seniorenyore
(-2)Yeah, ur mom is a bitch, u should kill her in her sleep.
#99 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:45pm by ImaBmyLonurTees
(-2)"typical american retard" oh yes, and you are a typical canadian tool faggot douche. seriously what the hell.
#102 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:58pm by generalsmith2
(0)Wow, can you say hypocrite?
That was completely rude and unnecessary on your part.
To the OP, that's really crappy, I'm sorry that your mom is such a bitch :(
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#112 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:55am by NDnation44
(0)that was the point. nobody from canada wants to hear nationalistic insults directed at them as a whole either. idiot
#113 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:56am by generalsmith2
(+1)What, and Americans like being stereotyped as assholes and bitches?
Your statement may have had some validity to it had you not turned yourself into a hypocrite.
OP, tell your mom that she should love you for who you are, or she can keep her trap shut.
#122 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:31am by AndelleRae
(-1)People flame on this too? Just like youtube flamers huh.
Pffft. You guys have funny voices. Deal with it. =P
Its a cuter accent than the american one though, imo.
Oh and to the person who posted this, jeez. FYL xD I'm sure she didn't mean it though.
#134 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:07am by kenzierosaline
(+2)@84: you're an ignorant racist. You don't understand that you're stereotyping, and you're completely wrong, anyway.
Btw, I'm Canadian, and I'm ashamed to call you one. Canada's history of racism is as bad as the U.S.' and it's sad to see that being continued. AFTER WWII, the US accepted into their country something like 280 000 Jews, while Canada only took in a couple thousand. Even the UK accepted about 80 000. I'm not trying to shame Canada, but we haven't been as nice as everyone thinks, tbh.
Also, "aboot" is a Maritimes (Eastern Canadian) thing. The Maritimes are scarcely populated compared to Central or Western Canada. So there are Canadians with that kind of accent (of Scottish heritage), but not enough to stereotype Canadians in general with. It's the same as stereotyping Americans as having thick southern accents.
#159 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:40am by MichaelExe
(0)so the reason Canadians are (considered) "polite" and tolerant today is likely because we're trying to compensate for our past discriminations.
#160 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:43am by MichaelExe
(0)Actually, the "hick" Canadians out west do say about differently, not aboot, but close to it... Their accent is very different, just like the "hick" americans, they sure as hell dont sounds like they come from nyc.
#179 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:54am by PakiPakiPaki
(0)I'm sorry to tell you that Americans are square, and they can't think outside the box. I'm stereotyping, correct, but my stereotyping is right on. From a person who's not from the U.S or Canada, I can tell you that it's very hard to live with Americans. Many of them just don't get it. It has to be perfect in the U.S. If a store says it closes at 5, it's going to start closing at 4:55 p.m and at 5, no one will be there. It's very frustrating how fucking perfect their life has to be, and how snobby some of them can get.
Oohhh "Chanel" "Coach" that's shit to me and I absolutely hate it.
I hate how they're so square and they're so snobby and ugh, I seriously just can't live with it.
I'm sorry, I know there are Americans that aren't like that and I'm not an ignorant racist like that to think that ALL Americans are like that, but the people that I've met are like that, and I frankly don't think it's just and fair that people judge you by what you wear and what you own, and not by what's in your heart or the way you act, but isn't that life?
#189 - On 07/21/2009 at 4:17pm by doggylover27
(0)See this is when it is okay to falcon punch a bitch. Just give her some vagisil and tell her you hope it helps.
your mom is a huge dick and you should probably stab her with a dildo, just a suggestion.
#128 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:17am by xkonstantine125x
(+1)#128 - I think that when I finally snap and kill someone, you've helped me determine the weapon I'm going to do it with. Who would believe, "Officer, I saw it...he stabbed the guy through the eye with a giant, double-sided, blue silicone dildo!"
OP - Wow, FYL, your mom is a bitch. Don't change if you're interested in a decent guy, though - most of the decent ones prefer something that isn't the exact same thing as everyone else, at least in my experience.
#154 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:59am by regalarius
(0)HAHAHAH FTW. Falcon punch all the way. I would so fucking drop kick that cunt. Even if she was my mom.
#190 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:32am by theodivine
(0)I'm guessing this person's grandmother treated her own daughter this way too and thus it gets passed down.
#10 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:30pm by Eternity
(+5)wow. geez. don't listen to her. I'm sure everything about you is great! Never change yourself for a guy. When the perfect guy comes along, he will love you just the way you are. Plus, don't let those comments hurt you. Yes, it was offencive, but let it just roll off your back. Live your life to the fullest and love every moment of it! Much love.
#5 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:27pm by trackstar329
(+2)I agree with #5, really nice comment. OP, moms can be insane, good luck.
#45 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:20pm by danielleFML
(0)wow, really?
"Don't change yourself for a guy!"
Hope you're not a chic 'cause changing is DEFINITELY at the top of the list of things girls want guys to do.
Way to be a hypocrit.
OP, if your mom is a bitch, don't listen to her, on the other hand, i don't know you so YOU may be a bitch. Take the advice and re-evaluate who you are. If you find you're a bitch, change; if not, shrug it off.
#60 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:11pm by Pharmacist
(0)Maybe some of the girls you've been dating act that way, but not all of us want our guys to change. If I like a guy then I like him for what he is, and if I don't like him then why the hell would I want to change him?
#67 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:35pm by xOpheliacx
(0)I totally agree with number 5. that sucks. maybe even talk to your mom, about how you feel. I know exactly how you feel , my mom does that to me too sometimes, except its usually more my weight.
#98 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:38pm by funkymonkey196
(0)OP:Wow that is pretty harsh,even for some tough love. But keep your head up!! There IS someone out there for everyone,look at it this way, your mom is kinda rude and even she found someone(your dad). #60-Its not about changing for someone its about becoming a better person, when your with the right person change isn't a bad thing!!
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That's a load of bullshit you heard on the Disney channel.
Also, all people from Canadia are stupid. It's a scientific fact.
#135 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:08am by Illustrator
(0)Yeah i heard that on the disney channel, wow good job you caught me.
if im with someone that makes me relax instead of always worry then i see that change as a good thing! Sorry your miserable and haven't found someone, i guess maybe you should be the one watching disney
(0)What a retard ;) I actually agree with you. Once you've found the right person a) they will not try to change you and b) even if they don't, you still want to become a better person for yourself and for them.
I can be a bitch and usually I don't care, but I always think twice before I say something bitchy to my husband...and if he doesn't deserve it I just keep my mouth shut. Why would I wanna hurt the person I love the most?
#146 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:27am by Puolukka
(+1)#135 - It's spelt "Canada," champ.
#60 - Why would you assume that every girl wants to change every guy? Maybe if you stopped dating assholes, you wouldn't have that skewed outlook on life. Don't blame all women because you have poor relationship skills. That's like if I said, "All men beat women, so all men are disgusting pigs!" No, that'd be my bad for continually choosing that sort of relationship, making me to blame for not learning from my mistakes. Shut up.
#152 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:43am by rayrayy
(0)#177 - it's either, actually.
spell /spɛl/, verb, spelled or spelt, spell⋅ing.
#182 - On 07/13/2009 at 1:31pm by cheribom
(-2)the only thing you need to change are your writing skills - "Today, my mom when randomly turned to me" - what does that even mean?
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it means you are a moron.
#18 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:38pm by 123sploosh
(0)No hes saying the OP is a moron, not the person saying it to the other person.
#167 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:59pm by firepowahhx90
(+1)It's most likely that she's sexually frustrated and taking her anger out on you. Be cool, stay in school.
#8 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:29pm by AmericansAreDumb
(0)I'm so sorry. just keep on being yourself. don't let her get to you. you'll be fine. I personally like the different ways that people laugh.
(0)i wouldn't as much, telling your kid there's nothing 'attractive' (as in getting someone) in them doesn't sound constructive. it sounds more along the lines of exaggerated critisim that was obviously taken the wrong way.
that kind of goes over the line of tough love?
#19 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:40pm by HELLOASHLEYLYNN
(0)Wow; that's quite nice of her.
At least she's honest :D
but if your laugh is anything like Fran Drescher's...you may have a problem.
#22 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:43pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
(-1)Your Mom sounds like a real cunt. On the next holiday where you feel compelled to give her a card/gift, print out this page from FML and give it to her, so she can see what a total shitbag she is!
#24 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:44pm by skullbuster
(+1)dude, she should do this for mothers day
just dont get her anything or even say happy mothers day
just say
"mom, i didnt ask to be born"
#103 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:59pm by Mydeadrose
(-2)See! If you gave your Lv.7 Charmander the fire stone you would have had beaten bulbasuar but noooo, instead you voted for McCaine. Way to go.
(+2)What help would a firestone be for charmander? Charmander evolves by levelling not a firestone! Duhhhh. :P
#69 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:38pm by applebranch
(0)It's ok, my mom says the same thing to me about my laugh.
It repels :|
Just take my mom's advice: "You look cuter when you're quiet."
#26 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:47pm by meanie_monday
(0)sounds like my mom. (when i was younger my mom took me to the doctor cuz she thought that my sinuses have to be messed up, apparently my "annoying voice" is nasally and so therefore my sinuses needed to be checked by a doctor so perhaps the doc would say i need surgery. but no, everything's fine with my sinuses... i just wish my mom would stop plugging her nose every time she tries imitating me.)
what a bitch!! don't talk to her too much.
#32 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:58pm by damnstopmessinup
(0)well see your friend would be known as the bitch that might look great on the outside but the shallow whore boys cant stand on the inside so she can play that fake routine until guys see who she really is... be you theres nothing more attractive then a girl who is real and down to earth...
#38 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:06pm by ithedarkknight
(0)lol, love Celia! "Mom did you see my kick!?! "Yeah, I want to see more running though, Isa-belly"
#166 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:59pm by AngelRaven89
(0)Your mother sounds like a COLOSSAL bitch. So don't take it personally. Some people are just fucked up themselves and try to bring others down to their shitty level. Ignore it and be happy! :-D
#44 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:19pm by noshitsherlock
(+1)I'm sorry...I know what it's like to have moms constantly criticize you .. it caused me to have an eating disorder.
#50 - I agree, and my name's Olivia too! =)
#53 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:42pm by dol567
(-2)Oh, shut up, you know she was kidding. I have when people try to get sympathy over a joke.
#54 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:46pm by Shlizabeth
(0)Could someone please tell me why my comments are out of order? How do I fix this scrambled mess? Thank you for your help!
#56 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:52pm by bubbleking
(0)it's not out of order, its just that when you reply to a comment it gives you a different number. =) hope this helped.
#59 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:09pm by Fyourlife8o8
(+1)My mom did the same to me for many years. Her mom did it to her. My grandmother's dad did it to her. Is your mom a perfectionist? If so, she is trying to perfect you. It won't work. Hopefully, she will realize it someday. Hang in there and just be yourself. Always stay true to yourself and grow into the person you want to be. Not who she or anybody else wants you to be. Don't try to be rebellious. Just be YOU. Everything will be fine. Hang in there, precious.
(+1)I'd change my laugh just for her and only her...
(makes robot-laughing sounds...) mehmeh-mehmeh mehmeh-mehmeh meeeeeeeeeeeehhh hehh ah-hah
(0)Look at it this way. What age are you? And what age did your mother marry? If you're about that same age, your mother probably thinks that you would have to marry by now. Most moms do that.
However, honestly, I wouldn't change anything about you. Why do you have to change yourself to make a guy like you. A guy is suppose to like you for who you are. Becoming a faker is a terrible idea.
#68 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:38pm by NorfolkDude
(0)damn...
thtsz a for sure wayy. to lower ya self esteem...
ya mom mustt. reallii not be thinkinn boutt. cha feelinsz!!
(0)This sounds like something my mother would say to me. She constantly criticizes everything I do, because she wants me to be more like her. It's really annoying.
OP, you didn't deserve to have her say that to you. I'm sure your a beautiful person, inside and out. The right guy will come along someday, and will love you for who you really are. I know it. :)
#74 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:57pm by ComeClarity
(0)Do some of you not realize that the OP is a WOMAN not a dude!!!
#78 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:16pm by daniwell_05
I bet she's just pissed that her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore and hasn't got laid in a while.
The bitchyness will wear off when she realizes that she won't get any action from her husband.
#79 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:24pm by FerociousFishy
(+1)wow what a beautiful thing to say about ur flesh and blood. Dont worry ur beautiful just the way u are
#81 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:38pm by xxyahqirlmelloxx
(+1)Those are horrible things your mother said to you. Without a doubt, something really crazy is going on in her head and life. I saw this happening to my daughter, despite all my efforts to put an end to it. What happened was that I got to pay tens of thousands of dollars to shrinks for my daughter's depression and try at suicide. Mom never got it. Daughter married a louse and is still afraid to dump him. Oh, sort of like MJ, she died at about same age, but through no fault of her own, leaving daughter crying still over loss. Someone needs to clue in mom about raising daughters in this day and age, not out of ignorance. And you are the only one of you created by God. God doesn't make junk, but some people make it their mission to play God. Your mom is one of those people. Pay no attention and remind her that part of God's creation is through her looks, features, and even laugh. Make a recording of her someday and play it back to her at the right moment:-) to see how SHE sounds to others. Good luck. Try to look at this as a time to learn what mothers should be doing.
See how all the Americans are making fun of the Canadians. Well, at least we're not the most obese country in the world who only care about money, sex and guess what..FOOD.
#86 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:59pm by FerociousFishy
(+1)i always have to deal with my mom telling me too change my attitude and watch how i talk to people because i ask a lot of questions when i dont think something makes much sense or before i eat something i would like to know what kinda of sause is on my meat
#87 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:01pm by miscellaneousact
(0)Aw, don't listen to your mom. There's someone out there who will love you for exactly who you are; who will think you're amazing and be charmed by all your quirks, like your laugh. You just have to wait for that person to show up :) Good luck!
(0)That's pretty nasty. FYL. Tough love doesn't have to be THAT tough. At least you know to try to change your laugh?
#93 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:08pm by FuzzyWalnuts
(0)Why does everyone have effed up bïtches for parents, siblings, friends, and boyfriends and girlfriends ?!?! No one in my life is like that. I guess my life is alright I guess . That's sucky for you, OP .
#96 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:20pm by HeyThereGorgeous
(+2)Time for some reality here. We all make a lot of assumptions from 1-2 sentences from the OP. And from those 1-2 sentences we seem to have pulled out all of the modern-day psychobabble possible to comfort our good friend "Anonymous (woman)" from Canada (Ontario). Haven't we said it all? Mom has deep seated issues, Mom has something going on in her life that makes her an unbearable twat, Mom is jealous, don't give up on yourself, I'm sure your beautiful inside and out (shout out to C.Aguilera), you'll find a man who loves you for you, just be yourself and don't listen to her..
..hold on..I just vomitted a little in my mouth and need to get my bearings.. OK, I'm back.
And if we believe OP, then Mom is a real cunt. But, in fact, maybe OP is a total whore who allows the desires of her boyfriend du jour overrun her life while she treats everyone else like crap. And maybe OP is one of those really snotty teenage girls who acts like a real bitch and only stops running her mouth long enough to suck cock?!
Well, the best advice to give here is to tell our dear friend "Anonymous (woman)", who we all know like a sister, and "Anonymous (woman)'s" bitch mother (who we know equally well), to get on the next flight down to the states and get your asses on Tyra Banks' show so you can get some real guidance on this issue.
In the meantime, I'm sure she will be in the prayers of my good friend "United Methodist bitch" who comments so often on FML but mostly on the wrong threads because she isn't capable of using a computer properly.
#104 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:12am by skullbuster
(0)Skullbuster..did you comment this twice with 2 opposite opinions? (24 and 104) WTF is that about?
(0)I spoke to my sister tonight and had a flashback reminder that teen girls don't always hear what was said, they only hear "poor me". So I wanted to throw cunt mom a break.
#117 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:15am by skullbuster
(0)LOL, well you definitely opened my eyes,I didn't look at that way, but unless she made up the part about her laugh then maybe her mom really is just mean!
(0)That's a rather risky conclusion from such a short FML.
You COULD be right, but wanting your daughter to change her laugh is quite shallow, so I'm forced to assume the opposite.
Or, the OP just didn't inherit her mom's cold sense of humour. Sometimes you aren't supposed to laugh. XP
#165 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:13pm by MichaelExe
(+1)That is a horrible thing to say. Don't change anything. People like all sorts of things. Maybe the thing she thinks you should change is exactly what someone may love about you.
(0)Omg, I'm so sorry your mom is such a bitch! Don't change everything about yourself though, there WILL be someone who totally accepts you for who you are.
(0)There are people who do need to grow up. Maybe the OP is one of them. A laugh is probably not something you can do anything about, unless it was intentionally sarcastic or something.
#120 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:26am by I_am_stupid_also
(0)Man I wish everyone would stop fighting over nationalities. I'm a proud Canadian!
#123 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:32am by Shyman4ever
(0)People on here just like to fight. Everyone needs to stop hating on each other already its such a waste of time.There's so many reasons not to like someone, but hating on things you cant change is one of the dumbest!
(0)how mean! you know that you probably don't need to change who you are as a person neccesarily... but when your own mother thinks that there are probably a few things you could do differently. maybe the way you dress or your demeanor? cheer up, confidence is the first thing you need ;)
(+1)I actually laughed harder at all the Canadian/American stereotypes than at the FML. Canadians think Americans are rude fat people, and Americans think Canadians are drunk idiots riding polar bears to work. Barring the polar bear part, I've seen just as many on each side of the border. However, in my experience, Americans hassle Canadians more. Once, I was on a trip to NYC and was walking down the street in a Roots sweater with a maple leaf on it, and someone shouted "Go back to your igloo, dick". Quite the welcome, huh?
(0)you just gotta do you, forget everyone else's opinion
#139 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:34am by AshleyRose784
(0)LOL. That's something that would happen on an ABC Family show or something. Haa.
Aw, but your mom is mean. I'd be like, "You know, you're the type of mom that everyone hates. Like that attitude. What is that ? ... Change that."
Plus, isn't the expression, "Like mother like daughter," ?
Surely, if you're THAT bad, (which I'm sure you're not) it would have to come from your mom. :]
(0)I agree...constructive criticism would be more like "Look honey, if you want a boyfriend then maybe you should _______________ and shouldn't ___________________"
And not "there is absolutely nothing attractive about you"
#147 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:28am by Puolukka
(0)nothing worse than an annoying fucking laugh..you just wanna punch those people!
#148 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:52am by FlaminYawn
I think this FML is fake, I was just reading the un-moderate ones and it has the exact same thing as this one, only that it was for a male.
#149 - On 07/09/2009 at 7:22am by sf_killer
(0)Everyone will eventually try to change you in some way, but you never have to, really. Yet there are changes that will come naturally, those are most often good ones!
#153 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:51am by fenrisulfr
(0)wow your mom is a bitch. maybe she going through menopause, women get bitchy and unbearable sometimes when they get that
#155 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:15am by kawaiimomo
(0)Ignore her. And don't let your guy friends meet her. SHE is the biggest roadblock to your relationships, regardless of how many poor qualities you might possess. Nothing turns a guy away faster than the prospect of an evil mother-in-law.
#156 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:20am by FreedomFirst
(0)WHOA
Talk about Charlie and Allan Harper's mom!!! ha!
Poor you!
FYL For sure!
I hope your future BF will be strong enough to deal with her....
#158 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:51am by PakiPakiPaki
(0)Hah. Just smile sarcastically and say "I got it all from you, mommy dearest."
#162 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:37pm by swagmonkey
(0)Seriously, leave home. Seriously. Your mother obviously has serious problems and you were not put on this earth to solve them. Go and make a good life for yourself; don't look back, no regrets, no guilt.
(0)yeah after you change your laugh, change your mom.
#169 - On 07/09/2009 at 5:10pm by indian_goddess
(0)The way Canadian girls talk/laugh is either totally cute if they're pretty or just completely annoying if they're ugly. It's not as superficial as much as it's like multiplying numbers: 5x 2 = 10; and 5 x -2 = -10. Y'know?
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're such a stereotypical dick.
#172 - On 07/09/2009 at 7:40pm by FerociousFishy
(0)I don't think it was meant to be stereotypical. He was just making an observation, that's all.
Jesus Christ, people! Calm the hell down!!
#173 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:29pm by GiannaxRevenge
(0)What the hell does that even mean? We aren't robots with the exact same tone of voice so I see no way you could possible determine that an ugly person would have a less than appealing laugh and a pretty person would have a "totally cute" laugh.
The fact that I know some amazingly pretty girls who laugh like donkeys does nothing but support my arguement :P
#174 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:05pm by mahree8mellos
(0)Ahh, yes. Fmylife, home of all the mom-bitchs know to the human race.
#175 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:58pm by epicFAIL_Sometim
(0)Dude, screw mothers. Well, not literally but you know what I mean. My mom's ridiculously critical, too.
"Go exercise; your love handles look like tires."
"You need to wear more makeup."
"Why aren't you studying? (Because that's what I need to do 24/7)."
"[Why is everything you do in your life wrong?]"--coming soon
But hey, they're oldies. What do they know?
#176 - On 07/10/2009 at 1:59am by jewelzgalore
(0)LMFAO
Once, when I was in America, these guys from South Carolina came up to me:
Dude: Hey! Where 'yall from?
Me: From Canada...
Dude: CANADIA?!? (yes Canadia is what he said, no typo) Don't yall live in igloos? (he was serious)
Me: uhm no... We live in regular houses... Good Day sir.
#180 - On 07/10/2009 at 12:01pm by PakiPakiPaki
(0)Your mom sounds like she has a serious personality disorder. Have you ever read anything about Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Borderline Personality Disorder? The book "Understanding the Borderline Mother" by Christine Ann Lawson might be helpful. Your mom is mentally ill. Don't blame yourself.
(0)#154 , your post was far funnier than the OP. ROFLMAO!
#187 - On 07/20/2009 at 12:12am by blondiee09
(0)What the hell is wrong with parents these days! I am horrified anyone would say such a thing to their children! Then they are surprised when their kids go to school and shoot people. You need to find somewhere else to live!
#191 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:08pm by TSSMommy
(0)wow.
that was mean.
ouch.
sorry...but your mom sounds lyke a bytch.
#192 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:27pm by americanTeen
(0)I would have said "I could say the same about you. Like your attitude. What is that? Change that."
#196 - On 01/12/2010 at 9:05pm by Gummybears4life
(0)Forgive your mother. That's not saying it never hurt you and it was okay. Forgiving her is saying I'm no longer using my energy being upset over what you said.
#197 - On 03/24/2010 at 3:39pm by hassenpfeffermmm
(0)honestly I'd feel bad but that was fucking hysterical. no offense but your mom ftw!
#198 - On 05/21/2010 at 11:23pm by cmastabackhand
