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Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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What a bitch!

#1 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:24pm by Lisimal

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wow. geez. don't listen to her. I'm sure everything about you is great! Never change yourself for a guy. When the perfect guy comes along, he will love you just the way you are. Plus, don't let those comments hurt you. Yes, it was offencive, but let it just roll off your back. Live your life to the fullest and love every moment of it! Much love.

#5 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:27pm by trackstar329

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