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Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51376) - you deserved it (2262)

On 07/01/2009 at 8:58pm - love - by dwaggle (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Your wife is a bitch. You deserve better!

#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:01am by Starsmydog

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Bad news: You're getting a divorce.
Good news: You're rid of a heartless bitch.

FYL.

#14 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:28am by mehwhateverr

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