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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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lol I can see myself doin that

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:59pm by gatorsxrule

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what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

#4 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:02pm by slack3r9

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