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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38281) - you totally deserved it (3852)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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lol I can see myself doin that

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:59pm by gatorsxrule

Women just don't understand. I'd do the same thing.. bacon, beer, cars, women are things we need to make a great day.

#21 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:13pm by iamjtsocool

I just fell out of my chair from Lol'ing so much.

#73 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:04pm by iKaite

Yeeaah... It's a guy thing. I'm a girl and I get that. What do you expect? It's not FML.

#104 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:14pm by AMMM

DAMN RIGHT! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED BACON LADY?! BACON DON'T COMPLAIN.

#142 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:25pm by KrAzEdMaNiAc

LMFAO, You Should've Been Like "Baby you can wrap ME in Bacon :) "

#195 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:45pm by Briannaaa

you should have felt happy that he was allowing you to kiss him when he obv had more important things to do...looks like you've got a keeper there

#198 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:10pm by xero_art

Tbh I'm not sure I would want to wrap her in bacon. There is situations where bacon DOESN'T fit, as well. :|

#203 - On 06/28/2009 at 4:17pm by TysonFawlay

LOL, that's what I would've said!!!

#209 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:55am by gothymama

I know... seriously. This should be an epic win!!

#223 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:45pm by originalkermit

ha ur bf FTW

#232 - On 02/14/2010 at 11:40pm by nuccalo

ROFL that sucks for you :/

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:00pm by liekWTFmang

mmmm bacon

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bacon-dispenser.jpg

#50 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:02pm by Ilovelife07

That sucks, maybe he was just bored o_o

#3 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:02pm by MamaCita1633

agreed.

#85 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:43pm by lovexcheer33

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

#4 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:02pm by slack3r9

Bacon is one of the greatest things in the world, so I really can't blame him. :)

#5 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:03pm by cherlana32

agreed

#116 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:00pm by dowhatiwant

Second fml that i deals with bacon... LOl
gotta love bacon i guess

#6 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:04pm by IstDasExtrem

Maybe it's the same guy that dreamed about bacon.. xD

#110 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:32pm by Lounia

The real FML would be if he failed to find anything to wrap with bacon. Bacon should be a food group :(

#7 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:04pm by Cormophyte

Lmao, nice.

#8 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:04pm by murderoticadam

He might wanna wrap YOU in bacon
Mmmm C[=

#71 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:59pm by DangerousBabee

Lmao!!

#180 - On 06/28/2009 at 9:27am by TheUnnamedOne

Mmm....bacon.

#9 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:05pm by Syn

dammit. u took my response lol

#205 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:35pm by mercyFML

YDI for thinking you're better than bacon.

#10 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:05pm by Javokdin

hahaha! you're so right. that's awesome.

#16 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:08pm by bellaellaella

I concur.

#30 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:21pm by SP63

Lmao, number 10 owns. =]

#54 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:09pm by katelynmarie

LMFAO you rule #10 :')))

#175 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:16am by Yagamiii

dude, he obviously is just maxing out his pleasure. Making out with a chick and looking at food porn. your boyfriend is genius.

#11 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:06pm by bellaellaella

exactly. Nothing's wrong with that, right? :P

#28 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:18pm by nike1

u got yourself a good man.
bacon recipes? oh man, dont ever let him go.

#12 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:06pm by yuZj

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

he's gay. if ur a dude, then he's just not that into you

#13 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:07pm by deliapearl

That... doesn't make any sense at all...

#19 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:11pm by Lonely_Lez

It says she is a girl.

#27 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:16pm by iJack

@13:WTF? Everyone loves Bacon. It doesn't make him gay.
I take that back. Some people can't really have bacon.
Poor diabetics..
But anyway, OP that does suck. I was making out with a bf one time and I opened my eyes to see him looking at the TV watching Harry Potter.

#92 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:51pm by SamJHalfSTAR

I don't love bacon. It's terrible for you.

OP: Let him have his heart attack.

#112 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:46pm by lmmmr

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HAHAHAHA, this comment FTW.

#14 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:08pm by yuZj

lolll wut.

#15 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:08pm by sadiesykes

i'm ashamed to say i'm from michigan

#17 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:10pm by ghadir

I'm kind of ashamed to say I'm a guy.

I really hope all the posters that are okay with the BF doing that are joking.

#22 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:14pm by genius_man16

I'm pretty sure they're not joking. It's just bacon, why would anyone have a problem with that?

#52 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:07pm by happylittleman

Because in RL, people > interwebz. He was LOOKING at bacon.

#114 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:49pm by lmmmr

I'm glad I'm not the only one appauled by this =[

#202 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:53pm by RachelRaiinbowzz

Hooray for bacon!!!

#18 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:10pm by musiclife

What's wrong? He's definitely a keeper! I mean.. who doesn't like bacon? Btw; have anyone tried those new chocolate with bacon in it? I can't find it anywhere, but i can't wait to try it out when i do! :)

#20 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:11pm by nike1

chocolate sticks*

#24 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:15pm by nike1

Bacon is fucking awesome.

Damnit, now I gotta go make that bacon I have in my freezer. I was saving that bacon!

#23 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:15pm by alex_vik

HAHAHA!
I am legend reference?

#49 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:02pm by kewlcat

That and I actually was saving that bacon. Not sure what for though.

Ah well, it was delicious.

#61 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:33pm by alex_vik

Obviously for an occasion such as this!

#210 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:59am by gothymama

Is he the guy who posted the FML about having a sexy dream about bacon?

#25 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:16pm by purple_riot

Lmao. Its bacon! You can't compete with that!

#26 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:16pm by fireandice92

Wrap yourself up in bacon and give him what he wants bitch!

#29 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:18pm by MeganH0LLYW00D

I personally don't like bacon so I think that sucks...

#31 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:23pm by jollyholly414

You don't like bacon?



....are you sick?

#53 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:09pm by happylittleman

#53, don't be an idiot. I get that you were trying to be funny, but it didn't work. some people don't like bacon. I've had it once in my life.

#141 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:23pm by spirited_away33

141, how's being a buzzkill working out for you, Buzz Killington?

#156 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:42am by wafflemonger

Lmao, things to wrap in bacon! lol!

#32 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:24pm by bongoboy

reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer wraps a stick of butter in bacon and gets a heart attack lmfao.

#44 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:43pm by sallay

I bet that's where he got the idea.

#161 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:32am by bananamanama

So? What's the problem?
Bacon kicks ass.

#33 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:25pm by wheresmyvodka

I would be doing that and I'm a women...but I would do cupcakes or ranch

#34 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:27pm by BBGood

#34 you're a women??

#91 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:50pm by mylifeisfuckedd

too bad its woman

#138 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:05pm by ohhandrea

You obviously don't know what humor is

#51 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:05pm by SeventhFonons

porn

#37 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:30pm by sundlun

at least he cooks! bacon wrapped food is delicious....

#38 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:36pm by afj67

LOL. oh lord. that is too funny.

#39 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:37pm by soulmeetsbody522

You need the bacon bra. With that, you will have his full attention at all times.

#40 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:37pm by elfuzzo

i think you should start dating ur vibrator full time insead of just weekends and thursdays

#41 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:40pm by Colby_Colbert

You can't blame him. Bacon is awesome.

#42 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:42pm by buckeye91011

FYL. Your boyfriend is a douche.

#43 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:43pm by Edenbeam

your a douche.

#109 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:30pm by doubled_s

ahahaha :']
good come back!

#176 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:23am by Yagamiii

no girl should try to get inbetween a man and bacon.

#45 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:44pm by cycostinkoman

This FML makes me glad I fly the ROFLcopter.

#46 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:46pm by fuckyourdogslife

Is your boyfriend the one who had the orgasm dream about bacon?

Because that would be freaking awesome
IT'S A SMALL WORLD

#48 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:00pm by SeventhFonons

I really hope its the same bloke! It'll be like an update on his situation.

#64 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:42pm by ZombieKnickers

mmm bacon:)

#55 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:09pm by tbbays04

Your boyfriend and I must be kindred souls.

#56 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:11pm by omnivector

FYL, OP. I fail to see they hype about bacon, and am glad the men I run into think the same :)

#57 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:19pm by voveraite

Does your boyfriend also climax from having intense dreams about bacon?

#58 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:22pm by englishmuffin

wow,so ur boyfriend thinks that bacon is a better kisser than you?

#59 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:29pm by ohmymg

uhmmm, it's bacon!! bacon is every woman's competition. be jealous.

#60 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:30pm by catiredan

another unoriginal FML about a boyfriend being distracted by something during an intimate moment approved while my fake ones go unnoticed

#62 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:35pm by hugzandkisses666

At least he's willing to cook?

#63 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:37pm by Katzilla_dances

tell him to look up bacon explosion

#65 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:46pm by vcjesusfreak

BACON! OH YESSSSSSSSSSS! SOFTERRR, CHEWWIEERRR, OHHHH YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

#66 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:49pm by Timismaster

BACON IS CRISPY, 66!!

#87 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:46pm by _Mish

Oh man, I could really go for some bacon now.

#186 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:28am by SpaghettiCat

YDI, for being a complainer.
Bacon is probably more delicious than you.

#67 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:50pm by crzidancer14

Keep his hands busy then

#68 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:53pm by FuzzyWalnuts

someone alert Jim Gaffigan

#69 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:55pm by kira1kira

Hahaha I love Jim Gaffigan. Good one.

#95 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:56pm by SamJHalfSTAR

It's your own fault, you should be bacon.

#70 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:55pm by ryanb

LOL! thts so funny/cute.


MEN >_>

#72 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:00pm by Key_of_Heart

And you were wondering why he was so incredibly turned on.

#74 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:05pm by CherubInPants

lol #65 me2!!!!

#76 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:14pm by Colby_Colbert

My cholesterol just went up reading this.. Bacon's fucking disgusting. Goes way over the 10% fat calorie limit and has lots of cholesterol.. Good luck with them heart attacks.

#77 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:16pm by Ignisin

Shut the fuck up #77. I'm really sick of the health police trying to tell people what they should and shouldn't eat. Go back to eating your disgusting bull shit health food and leave us to eat what we want. A well balanced diet has room even for 4 strips of bacon (per day if you so choose). Just get some exercise and you will be fine.

#84 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:41pm by blueknight1st

Hey you fat sack of shit. I'm really sick with the fat asses who put disgusting crap in their body while the rest of humanity has to look at them. Now take the dick out of your mouth that you love to suck on and know that healthy food is very good for the body and is great tasting. Now go eat your green fucking beans.

#135 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:46pm by Ignisin

Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up? I guess I hurt you feeling making fun of you bull shit healt food that tastes like buffalo shit. Go to hell food Nazi.

#137 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:00pm by blueknight1st

I eat bacon and I'm a high performing athelete. Stop being a pussy and let people eat what they want.

#181 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:03am by Gculk

People, people. Let's all just chill out and eat some bacon. :)

#187 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:32am by SpaghettiCat

i concur BACON and i can so see my friend doing that and to the health police he is THIN

#233 - On 02/16/2010 at 11:19pm by qwertification

this 1 made me lol

#78 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:20pm by thrawg

Was your clit on the list ?

#79 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:26pm by teebonehead

maybe you remind him of a pig...

#80 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:28pm by OCChef

Haha your boyfriend is effing funny! Don't get b/w a boy and his bacon :)

#81 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:34pm by tehee

that's pretty skilled on his part. lol

#82 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:40pm by laroxurfingworld

maybe the thought of bacon turns him on.

#83 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:41pm by Chaoleo

lmao! thats great.

#86 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:44pm by mbxo1234

ROOOFL AHAHAHAH

#88 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:46pm by ifmy_

YDI for not being bacon.

#89 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:48pm by Gneekman

there's an app for that!

#90 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:48pm by willbb123

but it's bacon you can't beat it

#93 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:54pm by batrob

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2007/12/21/9aea5d0274da000/baconflowchart.jpg

#94 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:55pm by reki

Nothing beats bacon.

#96 - On 06/27/2009 at 7:58pm by 24788

are u sure it was bacon and not Beggin Strips? he might have thought u were hungry.. hmmm

#97 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:01pm by prodigy000

I actually just read an article today that spoke about the results of a survey that showed that men prefer food to sex. The survey, conducted by Magnum icecream, polled almost 10,000 people across the country. Men rated taste sensations as their top pleasure trigger, with physical arousal (including sex) coming in fourth. Personal accomplishment was second, then the need to relax.

#98 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:01pm by honeyishrnkdakid

That's a trip... I thought the need to relax was an aftermath sort of thing that tops it off.

I doubt the bacon thing was meant for you a_B_c_D_e_F_g. I love you name though! I think I get the reference even if I'm just making it up. :P

This was a purely awesome fml though.

#101 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:07pm by PepPlacid127

Maybe he wanted to make you something nice for dinner?

#99 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:02pm by coonie1

Erghhh I'm gagging at all these bacon comments *vomits a little bit in mouth*

Whatever it was he was he was doing, it was obviously more important than kissing you or giving you his full attention so in that respect FYL but
what a werido
i'ts just bacon ERGHH

#100 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:02pm by xHaniffax

maybe he was looking to wrap you in bacon. gonna try that tonight with the wife. thanks!

#102 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:08pm by dogcopper

WTF?

#103 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:11pm by MarissaGee

I need that app!

#105 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:19pm by drake_p

bahaha! aww i'm sorry =/
that sucks.....but very funny

#106 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:19pm by thatWOULD_happen

Am I missing something.
Am I the only person who finds making out incredibly boring unless it is leading directly to sex?

#107 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:19pm by Lambshanks

it seems nasty..i bet the other person's mouth tastes bad ..i bet some people get so into it, they lick each other's teeth and move their tongue all around and inside the other's mouth..i but they also try to remove the plaque with their tongue because they just feel so close to the other person omg now i'm laughing so hard picturing different ways people can make out

#148 - On 06/28/2009 at 12:45am by hugzandkisses666

Welcome to the iProduct Widow Support Group.

We serve bacon-free stacks at break-time.

At least my iAddicted boyfriend is a vegetarian...

#108 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:20pm by crazy_duck

i think hes hinting on what he wants for dinner- a baconator 

#111 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:37pm by ryanr21

meh its not that bad really, look on the bright side, your bf can multitask and he wasnt texting some other girl

#113 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:48pm by Albedo667

If you want to really turn him on (for his birthday or something), put some bacon in your mouth and make out with him. Let him pull it into his mouth with his tongue. Oh god I am convulsing at the thought of how much pleasure that would give me.

#115 - On 06/27/2009 at 8:59pm by mattmag

No offense, young man, but ewww... Food and making out don't mix, and if they do, it's stuff like chocolate, whipped cream, etc. But I should stop talking for the rest of the world. Happy baconing! I ain't gonna kiss someone smelling of it :)

#172 - On 06/28/2009 at 4:48am by voveraite

that sucks but I LOVE steak wrapped in bacon!

#117 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:02pm by cebaugh

Dudeee bacon is one of THE most kick-ass foods out there!!! Then somthing WRAPPEDA in bacon, well now... That's just freakin ownage!!! And hey, he was mostlikely trying to surprise u in the morning with whatever he looked up, while still giving you the pleasure of making out with him :DD so in my opinion, ur bf owns. That's deff somthing I'm going to do for my gf someday lolz

#118 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:10pm by albinoninja

Ha, that's not really an FML.

#119 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:12pm by whoaa23

honestly, this reminds me of my friend who no matter what he seems to be doing, he's on his iphone. he was on his iphone through a whole movie. i understand what this guy is doing.

#120 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:16pm by livingxcolor

Eat bacon before you kiss him!
Then you taste like the good stuff!
Mmm, baaaccccoooon.

#121 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:22pm by UseTheFrags

i find that rather shallow and pedantic

#122 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:35pm by AnimeFanMikey

haha nice family guy reference

#133 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:39pm by theskippster

LOL
Boyfriend is made out of win

#123 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:37pm by DeathShad0

Sorry, but he loved bacon long before you sweetheart.

#124 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:46pm by lesp

while i do feel sorry, it is bacon. its not like he was balancing the checkbook.

#125 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:53pm by baileys82

Bacon is a blessing

#126 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:00pm by mohit88

Oh my God! I want to marry your boyfriend! He sounds so funny. If I was in your situation, I would have laughed my ass off. That's friggin' amazing.

#127 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:06pm by musicismylife19

I'm a girl and I think bacon is awesome too. XD

#128 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:07pm by falcon_paunch

this reminds me of another FML of a guy who had an intense sexual dream about bacon.
lol. I guess bacon's a turn on for some men....

#129 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09pm by kjr1047

"Today, I was checking out some hot bacon pics on my iPhone and I was about to climax when my girlfriend suddenly starts making out with me. She stated bitching at me for looking at bacon and it killed the mood. FML."

#130 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:11pm by big_rob1

I think I love you.

#158 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:50am by wafflemonger

I love bacon and stuff wrapped in bacon you can't blame him bacon is just that awesome

#131 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:17pm by fotc77

bacon trumps making out. actually, a lot of things trump making out. it gets pretty boring.

#132 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:22pm by starvingxartist

#130, did you just make that up, or was it actually real?

#134 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:44pm by beckified

Maybe bacon turns him on?

#136 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:54pm by retardthinkswhat

Maybe you should wrap yourself in bacon for him and make him eat it off.

#139 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:12pm by that_one_dude

Hey, is this the same guy who had that wet dream about bacon a few weeks back?

#140 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:14pm by thebigslim

lol that sucks but it's really funny i could see my BF doing that too though

#143 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:44pm by SarahsWickedGame

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is just 100% amazing in every single way!! omgggg haha :P awesome, just cause its bacon.

#144 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:47pm by Saphira

I would probably do the same thing. Bacon is quite romantic.

#145 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:56pm by madturtle

Take that as a compliment, you remind him of badass bacon, and what to wrap in it!

#146 - On 06/28/2009 at 12:05am by Person1233

BEST FML EVER!! HAHAHA!!!

#147 - On 06/28/2009 at 12:33am by Paswell

*Geniusman* --compared to 99% of the guys commenting in this thread, you really are a genius..lol.

OP-your bf was either high/drunk or being plain retarded.

#149 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:05am by cutebebe778

Hell Yes!! Good man

#150 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:09am by HockeyFanNick

Bacon is awesome, leave him alone

#151 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:13am by toothdecay7758

"Ohh baBy..."
That's what I would have said, and started laughing...
Boys are so silly lol.

#152 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:17am by CFR

I really don't see the problem here. Any time is a great time for bacon. And if you want to have bacon on any website you visit, put http://bacolicio.us/ before any website and you can add bacon to it! Cool beans, right?

#153 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:20am by Dukedj

I guess this means you're a bad kisser.

#154 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:28am by Loki12ps0

that's hilarious

#155 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:36am by blacklie

you should wrap yourself in bacon. Maybe he would notice you then :D

#157 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:42am by WORSHIPME

lmao! thats so disgusting
"hey come over I have something for you, I'm in the room, u can just come in"
*walks in...sees OP covered in bacon* =)

wow, I love how many people think bacon is better than anything ^_^

#177 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:32am by jncwmnd

If my boyfriend did this, I'd be pissed cause I'm a vegetarian.

#159 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:05am by rockonidiot45

that's kind of irrelevant

#163 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:41am by shortymcsharon

He must be a Redditor.

#160 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:16am by roflcopterzzz

Obvously when he asked you if you wanna strip, you had the wrong idea in mind.

#162 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:34am by doof_fisch

i'm surprised you weren't looking up bacon with him

#164 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:42am by ILIEKGIRLS

make some bacon and wrap yourself, win/win

#165 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:45am by AshleyRose784

LOL.
Your boyfriend is cool

#166 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:04am by omgitsseejay

I'm a girl, and i have to say that that's not an fml. It's just a guy thing. At least he wants to know how to cook! That leaves less work for u! Pluse if u dont want him doing that make the makeout more exciting

#167 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:09am by nanoflacka

Be a better kisser next time. Your own fault you sucked at it this round.

#168 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:26am by Roxas

at least your boyfriend is looking at recipes? mine cooked me dinner once - it was cold leftover chicken from his grandmother's fridge.

#169 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:54am by miss_california

He should show some etiquette. Like say "I'm not into this right now, sorry lets make out later. Read the book He's Just Not That Into You to see if he's worth it

#170 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:55am by RIOTCHICK

Mmmmm....bacon

#171 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:59am by Jarlais

sometimes bacon > life

#173 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:12am by alazypiggy

mmmmmmmm......
bacon /


anyways

mmmmmmmm bacon......

ohh wait mmmm bacon

#174 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:25am by alee562

hmmmmm, make out with girlfriend, or climax with bacon? It must not have been really hard for him to weigh the options. :)

#178 - On 06/28/2009 at 7:03am by ImAllFailure

the big question here is... did you start making out when he was already on his iphone, or did he start browsing the iphone after you started? in case 1, YDI for interrupting him doing something really interesting. in case 2, maybe you should take your shirt off to keep his attention! or maybe you shouldn't, so he can keep his eyesight . . .

in any case, YDI. FYL because i wouldn't want to be you.

#179 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:50am by tje210

YDI for being a sucky kisser. Toss in a tug and I bet the phone would have been put away...

#182 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:17am by LikelyYourFake

YDI got being less interesting than bacon. Don't be suprised if he does it during sex too because you sound so pathetic by posting this. Get over it.

#183 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:21am by Bag3l

you make out with your eyes open...FYL

#184 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:56am by LMDaniel_Brendle

Lol, that sounds like the sort of thing I'd catch my boyfriend doing.

#185 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:21am by ArtandLove

At least he wasn't looking at another girl's picture...?

#188 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:48am by i_imagine

Wrap his iPhone in the bacon!

#189 - On 06/28/2009 at 12:29pm by divesh777

hahahaha Oh that's one of the funniest FML's I've ever read. I can't really even add to that. Maybe photoshop a picture of him surrounded by bacon and give it to him for his birthday. Tell him you wanted to give him something really special.

#190 - On 06/28/2009 at 12:44pm by p00p0ster0us

hahahahahaha sucks to be you your boyfriend cares more about food in bacon than you.

#191 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:46pm by kewlz323

Dude, bacon. Maybe he wanted to wrap you in bacon. Bacon, iPhone, and a girl....that's the life.

#192 - On 06/28/2009 at 1:46pm by Syncopations

I LOVE THIS!!! hahahaha

#193 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:02pm by FMLpleez1234

bacon > everyone

#194 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:15pm by muffinsareyummy

LMFAO, You Should've Been Like "Baby you can wrap ME in Bacon :) "

#196 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:47pm by Briannaaa

haha, oh, gotta love boys. I've been told by a guy friend that making out gets boring after awhile for them. Which is fair, because after awhile, I get a little grossed out (with only a couple exceptions). He was probably bored and hungry haha.

#197 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:49pm by Ici

YDI for having a boyfriend who is stupid enough to buy a shitty phone.

#199 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:20pm by Rowbin

YDI for trying to come between a man and his bacon.

#200 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:42pm by eeee93757

By the way you could also take this as a hint to try and turn him on by doing a whipped cream bikini thing--except with bacon. He'd probably like that.

#201 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:43pm by eeee93757

Next time he does that, just pull his pants off and move south. I think he's be more fixated on his wiener than bacon at that point.

#204 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:06pm by fermata

Okay, I think I would be pretty pissed, but after about 2 seconds of being angry, I'd probably laugh and make some bacon :P All you have to do is laugh it off, but it is hilarious.

#206 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:15pm by jenna009

Dump him! He won't live past middle age with that bacon fixation.

#207 - On 06/28/2009 at 7:16pm by pinkpiggy77

hahahaha im so sorry.. but thats soooooo funny!!!

#208 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:55pm by CyouatX

Wow. That guy gets to make out while making the all important decision of what good food would become great by introducing bacon.

I want his autograph.

#211 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:30am by der_Jabberwhock

Tell him to try Red Glazed Cherries..

#212 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:09am by spikeyhair4me

@21: You forgot guns

#213 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:46pm by RPGod

this guy rocks. the only thing better is eating baccon while making out

#214 - On 06/29/2009 at 9:16pm by person1234man

Yea us guys get side-tracted VERY easily!!!!

#215 - On 06/29/2009 at 11:07pm by djh1996

Oh honey that is such a guy thing!

#216 - On 06/29/2009 at 11:09pm by blueslushy

bacon > you
always

#217 - On 06/30/2009 at 1:58am by uchihasasuke

Dont make him choose between you and bacon.


You'll never win.

#218 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:30am by ediblebadger

I don't have any bacon. FML

#219 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:18pm by ediciusNJ

Bippidy Boppidy BACON!

#220 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:05pm by CRwrestler44

LOL what a man. Suggest that he wrap you in bacon: might be what he was angling for.

#221 - On 07/01/2009 at 9:34am by godyourethick

Wow, this is so something my boyfriend would do. I know he'd never cheat on me. But looking up recipes for things wrapped in cured ham while in the heat of passion? Totally.

I feel for you, OP.

#222 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:27pm by derriduh

bahahaha ya my boyfriend would defnitely do this. its not that bad.

#224 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:38pm by potprincess

you do know bacon is the magical food, right?

#225 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:49am by zoolander951

Hah! Wrapped in bacon... Talk about random xD my bf would do that too. It isn't tht bad... But still funny =]

#226 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:51am by Alexa1161

that's freaking hilarious... I'm going to be a chef and I totally spend most of my time thinking up new dishes... I do feel bad though, but in all fairness it could have been some other chick and then what?

#227 - On 07/07/2009 at 12:08am by maestromiz

so?

#228 - On 07/15/2009 at 9:11am by nygreenmachine

thats just cute. loosen up

#229 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:23pm by DWdizzy

YES! OMG YESSS!

#230 - On 07/27/2009 at 1:05am by Xo

maybe he wants to wrap YOU in his bacon. ;)

#231 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:47am by Ivan_6421

that man is an idiot..… you dont need recipes, you can wrap anything in bacon lol

#234 - On 02/22/2010 at 1:11am by XBCX96

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