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Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (56232) - you deserved it (10784)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:22am - love - by shouldhaveknown (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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oh my god i know how you feel. i came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so i live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet?" and i said "sorry mom i'm with my girlfriend. i'll call you later".
Just hang in there. :) you got this.

#36 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:41pm by Muzikluvr93

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Bring a girlfriend home and make out in front of her.

#13 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:16pm by fxdxhk90

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