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Today, I went to a yard sale and found a cute plush duck. I sent a pic of it to my friend with the message "Jackpot!" I guess she didn't see the pic because she called me up all excited, thinking my boyfriend of 6 years finally proposed to me. "No, I said, I just found a big duck for $1." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (4987)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by smallmediumatlrg (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Sorry your friend didn't get a picture of a plush duck - clearly that means your life is fucked.

#4 - On 06/25/2009 at 5:31pm by Overcast117

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Well at least you will have the duck if your relationship doesnt work out.

Duck me.

#5 - On 06/25/2009 at 5:31pm by iKaite

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