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Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36307) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

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