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Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45554) - you deserved it (3340)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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its better than being STALKED!
and hes a creepy stalker guydont listen to them..

#1 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:38am by LittleMiss1

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you should leave him a note saying 'stop stalking us or I'll report you to the police' lol!

#2 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:42am by Cali_Chick

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