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Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39809) - you deserved it (4904)

On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Erase (cute) and replace it with (gay). Put (cute) beside your name

#14 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:03pm by NoMercy

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It doesn't technically mean anything.

I have a friend who put "Hottie" in front of his name,
when he added his contact into my phone.

Maybe someone did that instead of her?

#6 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:27pm by lalalalaura

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