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Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks (28524) - you totally deserved it (2878)

On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Haha, that sucks.

#1 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:22pm by crap09

Ouch. Sorry dude.

#2 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:23pm by AlphaC

Ouchh. sorry bro.

#3 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:23pm by allmidnighteyes

At least it didn't say boyfriend next to it...

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:23pm by Futt_Buck

now THAT would be a FML

#19 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:34pm by BigLord

#4's got a point.

#51 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:21am by _Some_One_

So what? People find other people cute all the time.

#5 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:27pm by lmmmr

It doesn't technically mean anything.

I have a friend who put "Hottie" in front of his name,
when he added his contact into my phone.

Maybe someone did that instead of her?

#6 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:27pm by lalalalaura

Could also be an old entry....who knows, maybe she thought the other guy was cute a year ago and never bothered changing it.

#30 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:38pm by spiffles

Agreeing with this a #5, it doesn't really mean anything, ask her about it to see if you really have a FML next time.

#79 - On 06/22/2009 at 1:02pm by armageddillo

Hey, your girlfriend cares more about personality at least...? ;P

#7 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm by sondramcfail

yeah this true people who pick personalities over looks is a big plus these days. Or maybe this was a while ago before she met you and didnt bother to change it who knows?

but anyways fyl

#43 - On 06/20/2009 at 1:14am by Jakester

I agree with #5. while it does suck, some girls go crazy over guys all the time without actually meaning it.

#8 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:29pm by sfgfan10

Shouldn't look through your girlfriends phone. That's not very cute at all.

#9 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:29pm by abeats

Agree with #9. But really, those kinds of things are best left unchecked- no need to find something and totally freak out over it when it's something stupid.

#10 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:36pm by Paradox621

On the one hand, I say mention it to her and see what she has to say. But on the other hand, #6 has a point. The guy may have written it in himself to be funny, or it might be referring to an inside joke. You don't always want to jump to conclusions...

#11 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:45pm by IKnowBest

YDI for being a nosy snoop and looking through her phone. :P

#12 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:51pm by heatherrrx

Some people don't care about that shit.

#15 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:06pm by Shadic

So far I haven't met even one person who's okay with having their privacy violated.

#70 - On 06/21/2009 at 12:54am by haxromana

ahaha maybe that was her way of saying, your ugly i hate you?

#13 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:59pm by beckified

Erase (cute) and replace it with (gay). Put (cute) beside your name

#14 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:03pm by NoMercy

haha and then when (cute) calls, see how she answers

#20 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:39pm by sjx

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

#38 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:19am by hockey87

brilliant!

#49 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:07am by SirAwesome

Genius! The old switcheroo!

#72 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:37am by cheesefest

YDI 4 not being cute!! lmfaoo

#16 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:09pm by Dickman16

I hate ignorant 11 year olds commenting on this site. . .

#23 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:57pm by Person1233

so move on. you life is not f**cked. get over it. ur probaly somr teen. ydi also for looking through ur gfs phone.

#17 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:21pm by mattalexa

Don't be commenting about 'some teen' when you can't even spell.

#35 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:52pm by Riotous

Haha :)

#18 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:32pm by elboon

Why were you snooping through your gf's phone? YDI.

#21 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:48pm by Kuroftw

what a cruel fucking bitch

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#22 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:52pm by King_of_Kings

What a lame comment.

#46 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:02am by lmmmr

Respect your girlfriend's privacy, please. You wouldn't like it if she looked through your phone, so don't look through her phone.

#24 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:00pm by quackquackquac

Girls take guys' phones all the time without asking, guys deserve to as well.

#26 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:08pm by alex_vik

What? Is there a genetic similarity between females dictating that they snoop through phones? Somehow I missed this in biology.

#47 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:04am by lmmmr

lmao owned shouldnt be looking through your girlfriends phonebook? I mean she is dating you isnt that saying something. Obviously your not doing a good job of being a boyfriend if your snooping through your girlfriends phonebook and reading something other guys being cute when her main focus should be on the relationship you guys are in. Sigh gosh i need to get me a girlfriend to bad im so darn picky ={

#25 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:07pm by ithedarkknight

weak.

#27 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:35pm by lovesucksxxx

That sucks. =/
But when invading others privacy, you should be prepared to find stuff you don't like.

#28 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:37pm by TeeLee

its not invading her privacy. seriously, he wasn't reading her text messages or anything. usually phonebooks aren't private.

#54 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am by alicemassie

Why were you looking through your gf's phone exactly? That's her private stuff, not yours buddyy!

#29 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:37pm by xo_emily_xo

1) dont look through her phone that's really annoying
2) FYL for not being cute. It's probably the truth

#31 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:14pm by Jayyyrad

1) dont look through her phone that's really annoying
2) FYL for not being cute. It's probably the truth

#32 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:14pm by Jayyyrad

YDI for snooping. Plus it's probably nothing.

#33 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:16pm by dedcircuit

Why NOT snoop? Is there something to hide??? Good catch man

#34 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:30pm by KiddNYC10

why not? because clearly hes the person who jumps to conclusions about everything. my ex used to snoop on my stuff all the time, constantly finding things she didnt like that turned out to be nothing. if you cant handle things appropriately, THATS the reason you shouldnt be doing it.

#59 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:54am by organisedchaos

And if she knew he was looking through it? I take my mom's phone all the time and say I'm looking through it. If she doesn't want me to, she'll tell me.

Don't be jumping to conclusions, people.

#36 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:54pm by Riotous

If she knew that he was looking through it then he would have simply asked her about the cuteness discrepancy and all would be well. Clearly, as he is posting an FML about it, this is not the case.

#48 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:06am by lmmmr

Why do you guys assume he took it? She couldve let him borrow it... I lend people my phone all the time

#37 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:01am by Avenging_Angel

She should have "(creeper)" next to your name. And you must have serious trust issues if you think that's bad.

#39 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:39am by troubleprone

Girls do that ALL THE FUCKING TIME to guys to see if they've been texting other girls. It's ridiculous, the double standard here ...

#56 - On 06/20/2009 at 4:05am by wbrycem

Haha Ouch.
You should edit it and see what happens when she calls it....

#40 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:40am by WomanMonster

haa :)

#41 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:41am by sadiesykes

whatcha doing looking in people's phone books?
respect peoples privacy

#42 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:53am by anniesaysbueno

Way to be creepy and go through your girlfriend's personal stuff. Maybe she should be looking for someone without stalker qualities.

#44 - On 06/20/2009 at 1:21am by athos1237

Do the same 2 her

#45 - On 06/20/2009 at 1:32am by MIKENYC

Sorry man, your gf is a bitch!

#50 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:20am by CodeMonkey123

I am going to go ahead and assume ur some psycho jealous boyfriend.

#52 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:42am by 1234five

Oooohhh that sucks

#53 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:17am by PurplePumpkin

...ouchiee...

#55 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:43am by blobxmaster13

YDI for going through your chicks phone. trust issues much??

#57 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:33am by Nightfallz

Ur gf can chew my scrotum anytime faggot hahahahahaha

#58 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:45am by dan148

Change your name or get cuter - problem solved.

#60 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:54am by F_Y_Comments

It's not like it said Bob(the one I'm cheating on my boyfriend Bob with). So she thought someone was cute? Maybe it was before she met you.

He could have come across it while looking for someone else's number. If she willingly gave him her phone, I doubt she had evidence of cheating on it, so it's probably harmless.

If he came across it while snooping, YDI, and it's probably still harmless. No, I don't have a double standard because I think it's wrong for males or females to snoop through their SO's private affairs. I don't do that, and I'm a female, so this "girls do it ALL the time" nonsense really means "the kind of girls that I choose to associate with do it ALL the time!". As long as she wasn't looking through his things, then there's no double standard to say that he shouldn't be looking through hers.

#61 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:21am by Sappheyes

every time i read something like this I think "they deserve it" simply because if you're with someone who treats you poorly it's your fault for putting up with it or getting into a relationship before you realize how shitty that person is. So yeah, you deserve it...ya shouldn't have been lookin through her shit anyway.

#62 - On 06/20/2009 at 11:01am by Scunt00

YDI for going through her stuff. You look at stuff you shouldn't be looking at, you may find something you don't like. Oh, and curiosity killed the cat.

#63 - On 06/20/2009 at 12:18pm by curryndricegirll

Bitch her out. On second thought, why the hell were you snooping through her shit??

#64 - On 06/20/2009 at 1:33pm by FuzzyWalnuts

Are you sure it wasnt your old number ? :P Just wanted to make sure.

And also "cute" means 'nice but ugly', so your safe.

#65 - On 06/20/2009 at 1:39pm by BURST

Well here's the thing; as guys we hate this kind of thing but women see this as perfectly ok. So if you feel like breaking up with her over it don't tell her why, because they'll always make you look like the asshole. Have fun with that one.

#66 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:48pm by Manny_B92

And the homo thing about it is that if you put "cute girl" on your phone and she saw it she would raise hell about it, that's the way it always is...

#67 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:53pm by Manny_B92

you have a dumb girlfriend if she can't hide her contacts better than that....

#68 - On 06/20/2009 at 10:01pm by deseao

I wanna say fyl but u shuldnt be looking through her stuff

#69 - On 06/20/2009 at 10:05pm by master565

ha! what did your number have beside it!?

#71 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:58am by eddy7

so what...just cause she is with you doesn't mean her eyes are closed, she can find some other guy cute...but it's you that she likes more and that's why she's your gf !

#73 - On 06/21/2009 at 1:18pm by Mr_Positive

Why are you looking through your girlfriends phone?

#74 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:43pm by aijay22

u need to chill.
its just a name
u dont know if tht person didnt add his number and wrote tht name there
i have many friends tht put their phone # in my cell with nicknames
so ur life is not fucked up.

#75 - On 06/21/2009 at 4:51pm by galshuki

tgb

#76 - On 06/22/2009 at 2:44am by CrunkCupcake97

I think "cute" may mean "booty call."

Why do people assume he was snooping? Maybe he just wanted to see what pictures she had for his, and perhaps others', contacts. Or maybe she handed it to him and said can you call [insert name]? Or maybe he was just bored and that was the closest gadget to twiddle his fingers around on. Just a thought.

But yeah, call her out in a joking way and don't make a big deal out of it. Leave it to one comment and drop it. If she gives a simple, stupid explanation, no matter how illogical it may seem, she's probably being honest. If she won't drop it or goes apeshit on you, she's guilty of something. Girls, don't get pissed that I'm calling you out on this.

#77 - On 06/22/2009 at 3:18am by hughman

haha.
maybe your just not the attractive one.
go get some lypo.

#78 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:23am by ixlikexyoux33

Privacy can be for security or deception

#80 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:13pm by FYL84

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