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Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriends house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles I slipped my hand into her sisters back pocket and squeeze her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6507) - you deserved it (27370)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:15am - love - by dieold - United States (Utah)

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Good thing it wasn't her little brother.

#6 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:07am by toomuchcoffee

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ahhh duuude that suckkkkkssss. damn. you should really look next time you play grab ass though

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:22pm by concerned

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