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Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49646) - you deserved it (2824)

On 06/13/2009 at 3:10am - love - by slukaa (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Well...at least the purse loves you

#1 - On 06/13/2009 at 10:01am by Rockyio

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At least you know she has your number.

Why haven't you called her?

#5 - On 06/13/2009 at 10:03am by redbluegreen

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