Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks (60377) - you totally deserved it (2953)
On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)
haha yeah ae, good thing he got out of it before he proposed, her believing the phone without proof and nothing to go on, thats simply...well...retarded, well its more than retarded.
#458 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:58am by DragonMasterMF
did u try and explain to her?
she's an idiot if she believes that and doesnt deserve you!
you can do way better
You don't deserve a girlfriend like that
If she really loved you...
she wouldn't need a cellphone to tell her so
:)
#6 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:04pm by _babyxdoll
She'll probably realize how ridiculous she's being and yall will get back together.
Either that, or she's crazy for believing a stupid random love advice thing.
Or she was cheating on you and wanted a way out.
Hope it all works out for the best though!
#7 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:04pm by blackberry
Hmm, youre probably in luck, because she sounds like a real "winner". Consider this as as gift
#10 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:05pm by thatchick85
What was going through your head when you decided that it would be "ok" to date a mentally retarded person for 3 years? Also what's it like?
well be lucky you didt shes truly a idiot!! who would take advice from a phone!?!?
#12 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:05pm by uthinkurhot
It's for the best because she is one of the dumbest people on this planet to even pay for a service like that not to mention follow the advice it gives.
#13 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:05pm by Baltesquire
I moderated this. That sucks, those texts are a bunch of bs. If she's dumb enough to believe them, you shouldn't like her.
If all it takes is a cellphone to get her to check out of a relationship, chances are that you saved yourself some time in a divorce court...
#15 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:06pm by Vertoule
If your lady thinks that some automated cell phone program is more accurate and trustworthy than the man she apparently loved, or at least liked enough to stay with him for 3 years, then you don't need her.
I know that's difficult to hear and you may still be upset, but really, that's the kind of boneheaded decision making that would complicate a marriage at best and ruin it at worst.
Best of luck to you either way.
Wow, consider your self lucky that you didn't marry that dumb bitch
#18 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:07pm by BooJeanIsIt
Hey, don't feel bad, if she was getting advice from a cell phone, then she wasn't worth keeping.
All is well that ends well.
That sucks....
But i agree that you should consider yourself lucky..How can people believe in that crap..
#20 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:08pm by duffman_2003
#9 said it, you definitely dodged a bullet, and at least you broke up before you got married and had to lose half your stuff in the divorce.
I hope you do it. Well actually, she's a complete douche in the first place to listen to those things? They're not freaking real. Maybe she did you a favor.
#22 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:09pm by fMYbigfatlife
Ok, if she's stupid enough to take advice from those obviously fake "love advice" texts, then she's not worth marrying. Seriously.
Sorry, but it's the truth.
Wow. Beeyotch.
She's an ass anyway.
And she is obviously mentally retarded I'd something for believing some fucked up cellphone advise. Jesus. People theese days. Don't take it so bad. I got dumped after 2 years because I died my hair. Somepeople are just crazy or something.
you dodged a bullet that time.... shes a dumb bitch if she listens to that crap
#30 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:12pm by ukilledmepolitel
You were saved from spending your life with an idiot. To rub it in, tell her that you were going to propose, and her revealing her idiocy was the best thing that could have happened to you.
I saw the commercials for those "psychic readings" and "love advice" that say "is he cheating on you? find out now with..." and I was like "please tell me how many girls will break up with their boyfriend because some 'phone psychic' told them to." Your FML post just proved to me how right I am, FYL, but who wants to date an idiot anyway? Would you want to end up marrying some girl who believes a cell phone psychic?
#37 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:15pm by Shlizabeth
Or did you?
Lmao, jk. That girl is not smart, or sane, nor does she have common sense. Gaah, what a winner! :]
#40 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:16pm by ohhhhshizzz
i dont believe this thats BS... how could someone be that naive... and if she is i mean prolonging someone that stupid i dont think its worth it unless she is hot then i understand... lol
#42 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:17pm by ithedarkknight
Your girlfriend actually believes that crap over actually talking to you and believing in you? Wow, it's a good thing you found that out before asking her to spend the rest of her life with you.
Well thank god!!! I think that's an incredible sign. Because you wouldn't want to be married to a girl who listens to advice like that.
Ooohhh...that sucks....by the way...I approved this fml! (iphone pro moderation)
#48 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:21pm by taterpotatotots
RUN RUN RUN and never look back...oh and btw I think that we are insulting all of the mentally handicapped people out there by comparing her to them!
#50 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:22pm by shannonlauck
haha, that sucks man. oh well, she's the fool. at least that didn't happen after you married her XD
#53 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:22pm by touchableturtle
no i agree with #1
this is your chance!!!
you could do such a romantic proposal... like 10 reasons why you shoudnt listen to love advice on the phone, the last one being 'because i love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you'... or something like that.
or text her as a love advice line leading her to the proposal.
#55 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:23pm by love_my_life91
wooow your girlfriend is a stupid bitch... good riddance to her!
#58 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:24pm by steina4
She sounds like Jillian from Family Guy....That truely sucks though.
#60 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:25pm by that_one_dude
You are lucky you didn't propose. Sounds likes she's an idiot.
#62 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:25pm by alphaxzero
that sucks but at the same time I think you lucked out...she doesnt sound like the brightest crayon in the box.
Also, not to be judgmental, but getting relationship advice sent to your cellphone sounds like something high school kids do so Im going to guess that you arent much older than 19 or 20...if thats the case then you shouldnt be getting married now anyways. Enjoy life, dont be in such a rush ;)
I thoughd those services were real. Cupido reads them right? I check all the time if my boyfriend aint cheating it works really so maybe you lie
Your ex is dumb. Be glad that you didn't end up with someone who is that stupid.
#66 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:28pm by mentholyptus
if that is the true reason she broke up with her then i'd say you got lucky you didnt marry such an idiot.
people who do that stuff as a joke are stupid because they waste the money, people who actually believe that stuff are actually retarted. i dont know why you would want to marry someone so stupid
#69 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:29pm by bananaapplepie
if shes that stupid sounds like you shoudlnt be getting married with a retard anyway.
#71 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:30pm by StoneyHaze
I'm sorry. i accidentally hit you deserved that one. so you can minus one from that number..
#72 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:30pm by lifsukssumtimes
Consider yourself lucky that your girlfriends cell phone saved you from marrying someone so paranoid, distrustful, and ignorant that they believe whatever lies and crap a stranger sends them. Better a broken heart now than an ugly divorce later.
#76 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:32pm by hippyhobbit
Well now at least you won't be marrying someone who's clinically retarded. FYL.
#78 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:35pm by Soitgoes74
That's not an fml, well it is, but it is really a lucky break. You do not want to marry somebody who bases her actions on texts she receives.
#79 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:35pm by vcjesusfreak
That sounds like a very, very bad excuse.
She probably had another reason that she didn't wanna tell you.
obviously a sign from the gods that you should not marry that extremely dumb woman
#84 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:39pm by thisishilarious
Well it sounds like a good thing since you would have been stuck with A wife that seriously gets advice from a cell phone
#86 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:40pm by tasteslikeloud
she is retarded. i agree with the other comments, you dodged a bullet kiddo.
#89 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:42pm by whiskeyloverrrr
Aw... shes so not worth it if she takes advice from her cell phone
#91 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:43pm by ilyhunn
It's ok she doesn't really sound like a winner anyway! (:
#94 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:45pm by stxchickshortie
Honestly, dude, it seems to me as though you've dodged a bullet.
You were about to marry a dumb ass.
Take it as a blessing. Any person who has the level of intelligence so that "Magic 8 Ball" type entertainment seems credible enough to make life decisions based on the results of it should not reproduce. You do not want to build a family and live the rest of your life with someone like that. Laugh about it and move on!
FYL for dating a crazy bitch who believes in love horoscopes or whatever that shit told her.
That sucks, but you should've dumped the woman before then. I mean, who believes that crap? They only make it for entertainment.
Edit: Agreed with #95 completely.
You know...anyone person who decides the course of their overall day let alone life based upon some text message that was sent to them by God knows who obviously has does not have all the lights on upstairs. She did you a favor bro! Give thanks and move on!
#99 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:50pm by haveitornot
If she was dumb enough to listen to text advice from someone that knows neither of you then you should be happy she broke up with you.
#100 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:50pm by bdaniels362
Don't worry she's just a paranoid bitch. You can do better than a girl like that. You seem like a good person! :)
--fox
#102 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:51pm by moonlit_manga
Glad I have a great girlfriend..sorry though..and F her life for being a RETARDx20.
#108 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:58pm by jawnjawn123
Damn man....I'm realy sorry to hear that.....tell her you were going to propose,maybe she'll come back to you.
#109 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:59pm by gmodman123
She sounds like a loser, you are probably better off without her.
#111 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:59pm by FMLallthetimex10
To be honest, sounds like that's for the best. You wouldn't want to be stuck for the rest of your life with someone /that/ stupid. I understand idiocy can sometimes be ignored for love, but that level of twattishness is just too much.
#113 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:00pm by IambecomeRAWR
Good thing you got that impressionable bimbo out of your life. Should have realized something was just sooner than three years into it. Red flags - notice them.
#114 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:02pm by TheKitsune
Omg! Well if she didnt c how much u cared for her ... And would rather take advice from her fone...dnt even wrry bout her!
#116 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:04pm by 4leafedchlover
Oh wow. She sounds like an idiot. Be thankful you're not going out anymore. :]
#118 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:04pm by mehwhateverr
Talk to her friends? Get things straitened out. If she doesn't realize she's being rediculous, she doesn't deserve you.... Or she knew you were going to propose and made something up?
Consider it a lucky break! Though, I'm not sure how you dated her for 3 years without realizing she's as brainless as the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. Now's your chance to go find a girl with her IQ in the triple digits!
#121 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:06pm by armsaroundparis
the advice on her phone is probably friends texting. if not, youre better off marrying someone else smart enough to base their decisions on relevant information instead of a cheap phone service.
#123 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:07pm by satanstoystore
i'm so sorry. i hate when people believe things like that. let alone make things like that. it's kinda sad she believed though. but, tomato, tomoto. i hope she comes back to you and relises she was being unrealistic and makes everything normal. i'm really sorry about what happened, but explain you weren't cheating and you never would. if she agrees, she agrees. if not, she doesn't. she really should because Mrs. Phone-Teller is a tard. and those people allways will be. they suck. they ruin everything. D:
anyways, I'm really sorry and hope she comes back. Best of luck. :]
#125 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:10pm by elsieenchanted
If she's getting her love advice from her cell phone, then she's not smart enough to be marriage material. That really sucks, though. Good luck finding someone better.
#127 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:13pm by Cheezburger
FYL - but seriously, why do guys date girls like that in the first place???
Just be glad you realized she was a nut job before you proposed.
#130 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:17pm by Telcontar14
Sounds like one of my ex-gf's, except she believed all those online quizzes instead of text messages.
#131 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:17pm by genius_man16
GOOD RIDDANCE!!!! She sounds like a moron. You dodged a bullet, so consider yourself lucky, heal, and move on!
#132 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:18pm by noshitsherlock
Those crappy advises, who'll follow those? They only care about the money they make sending you the message, sorry to you!!
#134 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:23pm by TotallyBrit
I would say your girlfriend is an idiot, but there is obviously more to it... maybe she used that crap-ass excuse to get out of the relationship?
Either way, that sucks.
#136 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:26pm by FantineRose
I hate those things.. pay a million dollars to this number xxx and it will tell you if your partner cheats on you..
I mean if anyone buys that they are truly retarded.
maybe its a sign? i got broken up w/ on the morning of my friends funeral... i thought that was the kicker, then she said that she "had a lot on her plate". she didn't. im better off now. anyways, sorry and good luck.
That's terrible, this world is so cruel to those who deserve better! It's not fair
#140 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:28pm by Rozza_Truman
at least you know shes crazy now. Would you want to propose to someone who gets advice from their cellphone?
104/115: Bah! I wave my hand in a casual manner and laugh in your general direction! Being married is awesome, so long as you don't marry a complete psycho hose beast. You also get tax breaks, cheaper insurance, and other monetary benefits, but knowing who you're coming home to every night is the really good part.
GETTING married fucking sucks. One word of advice: ELOPE! Our wedding and reception were the most stressful things we've ever done as a couple, and we have two kids!
OP: Just walk away now. You do NOT want to live with that kind of crazy for the rest of your life. You think it's bad now? Just wait until she's spending your hard-earned money on late night calls to 1-900-2-TELL-ME at $5.99 per minute. But then... it will be TOOOO LAAAAATE!
She sounds like a complete fucking idiot. You should be glad you won't be marrying her.
#145 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:31pm by keepitundercover
You're the luckiest guy ever....imagine if in 10years after you married that she got that message!
I think a congratulations is in order!
She's not even worth your time if she believed an adive service on her phone more than you.
#149 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:34pm by deadlydairyfarme
Dude, that TOTALLY sucks! But, in the long term, this is probably a good thing. Would you REALLY want to spend the rest of your life with a woman who would break up with someone because a text message subscription service told her to?
#150 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:34pm by Sum_Dum_Bum
yeahh that's sad but it's kind of a blessing..
if she would break up with you because of a text message, it wouldn't take much to end a marriage..
#153 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:35pm by hitherestranger
She either used that as an excuse to break up with you for something else, or she is just crazy and actually listens to the advice of computer generated messages.
You don't want to marry some moron who lets appliances make her life decisions for her. You dodged a bullet, bud.
Why would you marry someone that takes all their relationship advice from a text company?
#163 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:41pm by Holly_GoLightly
I know this is hard to hear, but you're totally better off than being with a complete moron (and anyone who subscribes to those services, let alone takes them seriously, is an idiot)
Well if she is taking advice on love then she isn't worth it
#167 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:44pm by Soccfreak20
Wow u dodged a bullet there!! Imagine if you married someone who makes decisions based on mass text messages??? Yikes
#32 has got the right idea.
#144, for some reason, I really liked that comment. What a nice man :) And you made eloping sound pretty good. Ahaha.
EDIT: Furthermore, it's possible she just used that excuse if she was cheating on you or something anyway. Don't be too upset, you're better off without her.
So the woman you loved and almost married and possibly were going to have children with turned out to be very stupid not to mention hurtful. Really it sucks but you should be glad you found out before you proposed to her at least it's cheaper this way no long divorce. Anyway I'm sorry this happened to you and I hope you find someone who treats you better.
#175 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:53pm by cranberrychris89
#35 LOL!!!!
Love advice from a cell phone my ass!!!! She made it up but actually found somebody else......
#177 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:53pm by atrialfib29
Dude that realy sux :( i feel sorry for u but now i know that nobody should trust that cell phone thing thnx fir dat:)
#181 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:55pm by coleman666
Fucking idiot, who the fuck would believe ur PHONE, an inadimit object, over the one you fucking love?!.....
#182 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:56pm by tomarino13
She sounds like a keeper
Who seriously listens to that crap?
It's a waste of time and a rip off
#183 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:57pm by ilovetheoc
If you were smart enough to realize that if she was fucking dumb enough to believe that, then you could probably trick her into believing you... Honest to god, you are a dumbass. And your ex is also a dumbass for even listening to that. Either that, or she needed an excuse to dump you. Either way, you're an idiot. You need better people in your life. ---Cassy
#185 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:58pm by xocassylovesyou
Wow fuck, but if that's the kind of person she is you're probably better off.
#186 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:59pm by Lifesucksdodrugs
If she believes in stupid cellphone advice, then she is pretty stupid too. Fuck it man, forget her, there are lots of other girls around.
I'm sorry, but if your girlfriend believes that crap then maybe you shouldn't marry her. What a retard.
#189 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:00pm by hockeyfan1
Sounds like you a dodged a bullet there. Who wants to marry an idiot?
#190 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:01pm by gelatinskeleton
Did u tell her that?
God forbid the bitch trusts her cellphone more than her boyfriend.
#194 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:10pm by EmbarrassedKlutz
Boo fucking hoo. So your girlfriend broke up with you, get over it.
#195 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:11pm by Schumy0724
HahahahahahahaajahjaajajhHHHJJHHHHHahHHHHajahahahahahajajajaajahhahagaga. What a bitch.
Ur fault.
#196 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:11pm by cameraboirzu
Dumbest bitch in the entire world.
Consequently,
you deserve it, dickwad.
#197 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:11pm by kiteofnight
damn that sucks o-o at first D: but when u think about it, its pretty ok to rely on love advice that u get from ur phone, because of insecurities or something, o-o but its a little stupid to rely on them like THAT
if she's gonna believe some dumb text or w/e over reality, and if she trusts that and not u, then maybe ur better off
but if u truly love her, then just go find her.
D:
#198 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:11pm by Googlemypants
#11, let me just tell you, it's no fun. She even wears her helmet in bed.
Ha ha, maybe that was a bit too far...
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I crossed the line. The mentally retarded are NOT to be made fun of! lol jk giggle
I think you dodged a bullet on that one, man. Better luck with the next one.
And a big Fuck You to #201. Not all blonds are idiots, asshole.
You deserve someone waaaaay better than her, man. I'm sorry it had to happen that way, but find someone who actually trusts you and isn't insecure about themselves and you'll be thankful for it in the long run.
#206 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:26pm by Leptailurus
Love quizzes from magazines and websites are often the cause of bad relationships and the end of good ones. Sorry.
I think that was just an excuse to get out of the relationship. No one can be that dumb to believe that garbage. Im sure you are better off without this one!!!
Any woman who listens to morons on her cell phone instead of truth and logic is a worthless idiot and you're better without her.
well shes not the brightest bulb, so why were you going to marry her?
#212 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:40pm by thebigone
207: Why don't you take your self-entitled ego and shove it someplace tender? Not just Americans fall for that shit, I've met people from other countries far more superstitious than Americans who would believe something similar far easier and faster. Grow up, and stop being bitchy to America.
#214 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:48pm by deceptivebeauty
Thank God she broke up with u cause if she's that stupid u don't need to be with her!!!!! U can find better. ;-)
Sucks to be you, man. But as some people before me have said, you're better off without her. Anyone who is THAT fucking gullible...
You're probably treating her differently because you're planning the proposal in secret. Think for a second about what you might be doing while trying to plan this out. Sneaking around, hiding things, going places but not telling her where, things like that. Yes, she may have gotten this advice from a cell phone message, but -where- the advice came from isn't what mattered. Chances are good the message wasn't what started it. Explain, apologize, and if she means that much to you (which she obviously does) then do something to show her just how much you care.
People, stop judging people without thinking. That same advice is ALL over the internet, and its advice friends would also give. Source doesn't matter. The person is not necessarily stupid or not worth being around (although in some cases, they are), and her side of the story isn't even on here.
If she's stupid enough to believe that shit then you can do much better.
#218 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:00pm by riii
That totally sucks. Maybe her next horoscope will tell her she made a huge mistake.
#219 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:03pm by BrittnIrey
ROFL really? i didn't actually think anyone could possibly be that stupid to listen to that shit.... its OBVIOUSLY made up. really...... maybe its a good thing u didn't marry her.
#223 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:14pm by Polionixon
Good thing you broke up before getting engaged or married. She's an idiot and if she'd do something that drastic for that kind of reason, you're definitely lucky to be rid of her.
#226 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:18pm by lovesucksxxx
agreed with #226. but still, that sucks, i'm sorry =(
#227 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:19pm by elliekinslurvsya
If she's that stupid, you can find someone better. Good luck.
#228 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:22pm by happyvalleygirl
If she broke up with you off of a cheezy cell-phone advice text, then you need a new girlfriend. Don't worry, she was probably going to divorce you because you were getting old anyways.
#230 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:26pm by Tgump
awww im so sorry!!! well do u want someone that believes everythin their phone says??
#232 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:29pm by pinkbubble96
that really sucks, i'm sorry man. but if it makes you feel any better my boyfriend of three years and i broke up today because he would rather have one night stands with prostitutes he buys online for the rest of his life than to have a meaningful relationship with me.
#233 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:30pm by jealousbitch
like imagine if she had one of those phone genie things...
#234 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:31pm by pinkbubble96
wat a shallow broad jjjeeezzzz she sucks consider yourself lucky. cuz she's stupid
#235 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:34pm by spidergirl040812
Poor you...well on the bright side if she's that cracked that she believes love advice from what amounts to a fortune cookie, then be greatful you found out about her stupidity now...and not after "'till death do you part".
#238 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:43pm by madame_malfoy
is it just me or are just about the luckiest guy ever, you just got out of marrying a complete idiot
#241 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:54pm by abyssion1337
jandersoniii is a cunt. Clearly she has never read reports of men being raped by women, or considered the idea that the people sending that bogus "advice" over the phone could had been men as well.
I'm sorry to hear what happened, OP. But if she was willing to trust her phone over you... That's a sign that she may not have loved you back.
not to be offensive, but if she is that dim that she listens to love text message word for word, shes probably not the best fiance
#243 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:55pm by thatrocker
You should be happy! Imagine being stuck with that dipshit for the rest of your life! Who believes those things anyway?
unless she means advice as in friends giving her advice. Then I'm really sorry, her friends are bitches.
either way though FYL
Text Service that gives random advice: Yeah, be glad you are away from THAT idiot
Excuse to get out of the relationship: Immature, but meh
Her friends told her you were cheating on her: I suggest planning their murder carefully. You don't want to get caught, after all
if she takes advice from a phone then your better off without her
#250 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:03pm by hatinglife
If she's that stupid to take dating advice from a freakin cell phone, you're better off without her.
#253 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:14pm by deathproof
You could do better eventually. It's not your fault that she's going on a site typing in both of your names, and it just came up with some result. If she didn't deal with it now, now her next boyfriends gonna have to put up with that and last a week or something. ._.
She dumped you b/c an automated response on her cell phone told her to. You deserve better. WAY better. Like a chimp would be better...
i am so sorry, but seriously if she is going to dump you after three years just b/c her cell phone said to then you wasted three good years of your life on her
#259 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:21pm by dontcallmejessi
In the famous words of Ron White, "You can't fix stupid." If she's dumb enough to dump a great guy because of some chain messages on her cell phone, then you don't need her.
#261 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:25pm by snitcheyes411
It's good she dumped you because obviously she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm sorry man but life moves on. She wasn't good for you anyway. People that pay money for that shit piss me off. Sorry! Good luck finding another keeper like her!
#262 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:26pm by happygoluckyhh
Honestly, why would someone put YDI? It's not his fault.
That sucks. I hope you left her to find someone smarter.
Ouch! That's horrible dude! The nerve of some people! You deserve someone so much better. Someone who trusts in YOU and not some stupid cell phone crap. Anyone who solely believes that is a completely messed up idiot!
#268 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:53pm by purplesucker
okay, not to rain on your already fucked up situation, but, ever thought of it this way?
this was her way breaking up with you?
if your girlfriend is telling the truth (i.e, if that is the actual reason she broke up with you), then she clearly has the intelligence of a five year old inbred child with down syndrome. don't fell bad, just be glad you didn't make the mistake of marrying someone like that.
#273 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:05pm by little_boy
More like she was cheating on you and used an absurd excuse to break up with you
#274 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:08pm by Leaveittosteven
You're better off not being with a fruitloop like that. Sorry though.
#276 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:17pm by jmarie
How is this an FML? You dodged a bullet there, now you know that you won't have an ignorant and annoying wife living with you
#277 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:18pm by Devin_Duke
stupid bitch that depends on a cellphone. I hate those stupid 855-555 or w/e it is and sends u stupid advise and bullshit.
#278 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm by xxstealthxx
LOL. uhm , i'm not too sure you'd want to marry someone who gets love advice from her cellphone. But FYL.
YDI for even being with someone who subscribes/reads/believes that shit hahaha.
#280 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:33pm by Nidiamazing
It's sad, but there are people out there who are like that. Unfortunately for us guys, more women believe in that sort of stuff than men (statistically speaking). That's why magazines directed at women have horoscopes.
#284 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:44pm by Irish_Viking
do you really want to marry someone whos that naive?
im a teenager and im not that stupid.
#286 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:00pm by RedBlueGreenDot
Yeah, maybe the dating advice helped you out more than you think.
#289 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:19pm by andanother89
If you already had the engagement ring, and still have it, go and show it to her and say "you chose cell phone advice over me and this (take out ring). I can't believe I ever liked you." Like #32 said, make her feel like total crap. OR, she needs to lie to get out of telling YOU that SHE was cheating on YOU.
#291 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:21pm by powermad80
That's a YDI for wanting to propose to someone who takes love advice from random cell phone messages. If she's weird like that, she's weird in other ways too.
#292 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:27pm by TryAgain82
If your girlfriend takes advice for her love relations on her cell phone than its a good thing she left.
lucky you found out what a dumbass bitch she was BEFORE getting engaged.
#294 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:32pm by starvingxartist
If she is stupid enough to believe that then you should text her and act like your the "love advice" and say your not cheating because she would probly be stupid enough to believe that too!
#296 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:38pm by lilmis_cowgirl24
those 'love advice' things are shit. i cant even believe that people actually pay for it...AND believe it.
#297 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:42pm by chocolatecandy14
you're better off not getting married, especially to a ditz like that.
#298 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:48pm by InspiredByGaGa
She is a physco bitch and you need to find some one better for you.
#299 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:53pm by CodeMonkey123
aww thats rly sad actually... well at least u got out of there before u were married... who actually believes that shit?
Well.. #302, you could be a little fuckenn crazy, haha. But!
Bodd anyone that dumps someone.. AFTER 3YEARS, because of a text, lmao.
You are so much better than that.
Bitch is a little supersticous and messedup.
Dude. You're damn lucky she dumped you. If someone's that stupid there's no way you should be with her.
People who actually believe in that crap are morons. Be lucky that you found out she's a complete idiot now then when you're married to her. -But that still really sucks, sorry:(
#307 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:18am by Dutchie2010
That's really unfortunate. :(
Though if she lets that kind of superstition influence something as important as a serious relationship, maybe it's better that you're aware of that now... as opposed to finding out during some serious decision later.
I hope you can patch up the misunderstanding and help her see that you're more worthy of her trust than her cell phone.
hahaha dude that's so harsh... I think you're better off she actually believe that shit...
#310 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:27am by Ana_Aryani
Well, better you found out she's an idiot NOW than after you married her.
#311 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:37am by DoctorManhattan
Wow. I don't know hats worse. That she dumped you or that you actually dated a broad that takes advice from a cell phone over experience from dating you.
Well at least now you can say that you have a very stupid ex-girlfriend instead of a very stupid fiance or wife even!
#315 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:49am by UWBeautyQueen12
Well, if she honestly believed that crap from her phone, then your probably better off without her.
still, fyl indeed :P
#316 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:57am by notmarried976
If she is going to take advise from some stupid cell phone then you are better off without her good thing you didn't propose yet
She's stupid enough to believe that fake shit? You shouldn't have married her anyways, you deserve better (and smarter) than that.
#322 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:12am by ShenziSixaxis
Fucking inacurate horoscope thingy!! I'm so sorry dude
#325 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:35am by Dfizzysgurl13
Dude if she's that dumb she did you a huge favor. Can you imagine trying to breakup with her if things didn't work out? Sounds like you are to be commended and she needs to go to common sense school.
If your woman is dumb enough to believe generic advice from a fucking cell phone, then you're better off without her.
if she takes relationship advice from one of those stupid text companies they advertise on tv, you're probably better off without her. she sounds like an idiot.
#328 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:59am by playswithdoh
i'm so sorry this is happening, but your girlfriend is a flake. if you stayed together and got married, what sort of other important decisions would she leave up to chance?
I hate to say it, but you dodged a bullet with this chick. Time to find someone semi-norma insteadl.
wow...she took advice from her cell phone. shes stupid. ur better off.
#333 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:40am by blobxmaster13
you dodged the bullet. You thank your lucky stars you didn't marry someone that stupid.
#335 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:53am by farflungfloyd
If your girlfriend considers arbitrary predictions from a fortune cookie cell phone service admissible then you didn't lose a lot and perhaps you're better off. She's irrational. Would you really want her to be the mother of your child?
"Mom, I got accepted to Harvard!"
"Honey you won't be going because my cell phone said that your destiny is to go to China and become a pop star "
"But I've been awarded a full scholarship"
"I'm also tone deaf"
"I bought you a plane ticket."
"Dammit"
#337 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:57am by RhymePrime
Who really believes that cell phone crap?!?!? Your better of without her if she makes life choices like that.
#338 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:58am by lostboy910
If it's meant to be, she'll realize it quickly and come back. But, to break up a future over cell phone advise?? You might just be better off.
#339 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:27am by lafnwcryltr
LMFAO. oh man. you sure picked her out well. pray she receives another one of those texts guiding her back to you because cell phone advice texts show you the light! LMAO. Sarcasm anyone? XD
#340 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:36am by cheapsheep
I bet she just wanted out of the relationship without too much hassle.
(Which would still mean you dodged a bullet, but makes her less of a moron, and more of a coward.)
I understand that you are sad right now, but think about your future: do you really want to spend your life with person, who conciders love advice from cellphone as valid?
Haha what a dumb bitch to actually believe what a computer is sending her!! Haha sucks dude!!
#344 - On 06/06/2009 at 5:23am by itsthapenguin07
Man, if she left u because of a cellphone love advice then it's a good thing to leave someone who think that way I know that u feel very bad for this, FYL
you're better off without a retard like her. there are plenty of nice, INTELLIGENT girls out there who i'm sure would love to go out with you.
#353 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:41am by diet_otaku
don't worry, you even wánt to marry some one so stupid do you? Still suck though.
#354 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:50am by mylifesucksoften
Dude so sorry.... :( that really sux. She's the stupid one believing what other people say to get money.......
You do realize, of course, that if your ex-girlfriend was stupid enough to believe a randomized text message over you, especially after three years, that you're probably better off without someone so stupid? This feels like she just wanted to break up and didn't know how.
#358 - On 06/06/2009 at 9:33am by Screwedover77
congratulations, you want to marry someone whos legally retarded.
#360 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:18am by organisedchaos
why would you want to marry someone that dumb anyway?
#361 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:47am by tinaforthewin
You're better off without bringing married to an idiot.
#362 - On 06/06/2009 at 11:32am by agentjaytee
Try talking to her again.
If she still follows advice from her stupid phone, then I hope you learned your lesson not to date a retard.
#363 - On 06/06/2009 at 11:33am by letthemxeatcake
No offense, but she sounds kinda like an idiot.
But you should talk to her if you really want to marry her.
But for real, how the HELL is a phone going to know anything?! Psychic texts? PuhLEASE.
Seriously, you're better off. Why would you want to be with someone who takes advice from her cell hone? If you really want to marry her, though, do something romantic when you propose and I'm sure she'll come back to you.
I just got out of a really long relationship too D:
FYL. she sounds insane though.
#366 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:45pm by lich
If she's that stupid, you're better off without her. Sorry it happened though.
#367 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:18pm by coffeennicotine
That's mest up some girls are just stupid and so insecure! That was a cheap excuse to break up with u.
I don't see how this is an FML or a YDI. You got out of a marriage to someone stupid enough to believe cell-phone love advice spam. I'd say that's a good thing. Now you can find a wife with at-least one brain cell.
Seriously, if your girlfriend listens to that stupid stuff, then you're better off without her.
Sorry.
#370 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:12pm by maddramaqueen
this sucks :( at least it stopped you from making the wrong choice - it'd be bad if you proposed to a girl who would leave you over some cellphone advice thing..agree with #370.
#371 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:42pm by Mr_Positive
Count your blessings... she's obviously a moron. Although, so are you if you didnt know that already.
I feel like I've heard this one before..except I think it was an online quiz. Eh either way, look at it like this: Atleast you didn't marry her, she was easily swayed by something on her phone. You can't define love in one way, it can be a million different ways. Her loss.
#375 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:58pm by shilo_wallace
That really sucks... but if she's the kind of dumb bimbo to believe what cellphone advice says, be glad you got out before you were married.
well thank god something intervened before you proposed to a mindless drone.
#377 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:08pm by wasabipeas
That's a good thing if you consider you were about to marry a dumbass bitch that actually believes in stupid cellphone spammy advice.
To be fair: you were dating a girl that paid to get love advice sent to her cell phone.
I think you actually dodged a huge bullet on this one.
#381 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:22pm by marmaladexskies1
if she is that easy in believing messages on her phone what eles is she going to believe. my feeling her lost find a real women
YDI for dating someone dumb enough to believe that stupid shit. Your life isn't fucked, be happy you don't have to spend the rest of your life with that tard.
You didn't dodge a bullet. You dodged a heat seeking missile. Congrats, buddy!
Have to agree with everyone commenting. If she is someone to trust a cell phone thing over you, her devoted significant other of three years, then you definitely deserve better. In the long run, you'll find yourself fortunate that you didn't marry someone so superstitious. Sorry this happened to you!
#386 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:11pm by wobster109
are you serious? even if i had doubts about someone cheating on me..i wouldnt listen to a cell phone..wtf..
oh well..u shudnt date someone who cant trust u when u can be trusted..
#387 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:39pm by southparkfan92
This doesn't fall under any option, its not a FML or a YDI situation. Its a blessing in disguise. On a scale of intelligence from 1-10, she's pulling a -1. You'll be glad when you won't have the hospital bills from her forgetting to breathe.
#389 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:37pm by RuralNinja
maybe shes cheating or maybe shes an idot. lol i would leave her either way if she was deaad seriousl
#390 - On 06/06/2009 at 11:04pm by Closeeupp22
If this story is true, a person THAT retarded is not worth enough to be your wife, no matter who you are. Cheer up!
what a stupid bitch, try to tell her that a cell phone isnt going to know whats going on, and then tell her you were going to propose definately FYL
how could she let you go because of that? really, i think you deserve better.. but if you really want to be with someone like that..., then DO SOMETHING!
#396 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:59am by isabella_leigh
Wow, I have even less faith in humanity now.
Sorry mate, it's prolly a good thing you found out now, what an idiot she was. Is. Still is.
#397 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:02am by PirateXxEsque
Your life isn't F'ed, it's saved. As much as it sucks, if she'd believe that over you, you're probably better off.
If this is true, you really don't need a girl who's thick enough to get scammed by one of these pointless 'fun' phone subscription services, and even less one who'll believe that shite. You're better off without her. If you really need her, as #1 said, propose now, but, knowing how stupid she is, you might regret it later.
#404 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:50pm by godyourethick
Look on the bright side- Now you won't have to be held responsible for any of her retarded offspring.
#406 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:03pm by unrememorable
yeah i have to say you just lucked out with that one it probably saved you thousands on the divorce settlement.
I like to think that this is for the better.
But I know how it feels to lose a relationship for a long time.
Chin up (:
You're probably better off this way, she sounds kinda ... stupid ...
#410 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:09am by Raytestrak
Well it seems some of the comments I've read aren't any help so let me try
erm first of all she's not dumb she's just believing in something she shouldn't.
Second of all if you really love her tell her the truth tell her how you feel recite her
a poem, call her beautiful,tell her she means everything to you. Tell her that she
over reacted and made a drastic desicion out of anger & that you would really like
to talk about everything. Say something like this....
"If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. "~Claudia Ghandi
"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."~William Shakespeare
"Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?"
~James J. Walker
#411 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:10am by Dreamfrenzy11
sometimes, i really cannot comprehend how stupid people can be! wtf with a stupid phone game!
even she is a dump, go for it, marry with her...nothing is loosed yet!
ok, i changed my mind! that is;
i think she is the one cheating you! nobody can be that much dump! just watch her a month, you will for sure find out...
Sucks man. But if she was that stupid then you dodged a real bullet there man.
#414 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:19am by ObadiahtheSlim
Talk to her. If the basis of the break up is just text messages she gets, walk. If there's something else there, try to get her to be honest - but then again, she's in her own little world it seems.....
That really sucks, but if she is taking advice from a cellphone dating service, then she is a god damned moron. You can do better... Now is your chance, get someone better who is going to trust you. I dated a girl wqho thought I was cheating on her, when I never did either. She dumped me. The irony of this is that when we would go out to bars she would flirt with guys and say that she was "just being nice."
That sucks man, but good riddance as well. If she's stupid enough to fall for that kind of stuff, you're better off.
whoever sends out that advice needs to shut the hell up
#420 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:27pm by Brettersson
THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IF YOU REALLY WANT HER BACK. Calmly ask her if she trusts an unreliable horoscope that probably sends the same results to everyone or the guy she's dated for three years. If this doesn't work, your relationship probably wouldn't have worked out in the end. It's better to find out that she's a superficial bi tch now than later when you divorce.
#422 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:48pm by random_thought
blessing in disguise.... this girl's dumb enough to base her relationships on cell phone advice? good riddance
#424 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:37am by teamsquirrel
if this girl is stupid enough to even accept love advice on her cell (let alone pay for it) ur better off without her.
#425 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:16am by jinjabread_man
Wow. You were going to propose to someone that material? I feel sorry for you and your needy ways. FYL.
#426 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:42am by jetstream417
As all the other people said, if she takes advice from something as absurd as that she doesn't deserve you!
#428 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:07pm by TheCatGoesMeow
Those cellular "love messages" are crazy.
Pose as the phone service and send a text message stating "You must accept the proposition from your boyfriend...ahem EX-boyfriend...for eternal happiness."
#429 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:22pm by Nintendork
First, yeah, that sucks that she broke up with you. However, realistically, I don't actually believe that she broke up with you because of what the cell phone love advice said. If she did, she's ridiculously stupid, but more likely she wanted to break up for some other reason, and the cell phone advice was just a timely excuse.
#430 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:27pm by swagmonkey
See, this is why I hate cell phone love advice.
She's not worth it if she believes what a phone told her. Sorry, dude.
#432 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:13pm by XXMeowmeowmeowXX
Well if she's THAT stupid TRUST me you don't need her and you'll find someone better. Unless you're lying on FML
#433 - On 06/10/2009 at 12:19pm by mzmaverickd
im sorry but your ex was one dumb bitch just like everybodys saying your better off
#435 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:14pm by JonnyNotBravo
I am sorry! I hope you can get through this! That seems like a lame excuse. She isn't good enough. I am sorry!
If that dumb bitch believes the shit her cell phone tells her, you're better off without her. FYL, my man. Indeed.
my 2 year old niece is smarter than that. I'm sorry about the break-up, but you're better off without her. You can do better. I hope it all goes well for you.
so...a/s/l?
#441 - On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am by yep_me_again
You should've asked how she could have such a crazy idea and broke up with HER once she said that it was some love advice from a cell phone.
"Wait wait wait...so a CELL PHONE is what's telling you that I'm cheating on you...and you BELIEVE IT?!"
"Yes..."
"We're done here, have a nice life. Dumbass."
that is pretty sad... but look on the bright side: if your girlfriend was stupid enough to actually think that you were cheating on her because of some stupid cellphone text message and not use her own head to figure out if you were cheating on her or not, maybe it's a good thing that you didn't marry her...
good riddance. If she is ignorant enough to listen to the damn cell phone advice...ur lucky to be rid of her. But im sure she just used the cellphone as an excuse. She is probably either cheating on your or lost interest..either way Q.Q good luck
your better off what if you did get married and it said you were cheating she might think "hes doing it ill do it to"
#453 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:33am by mnkyc_mnkydo
Wow, well I think that maybe she was already thinking about breaking up with you but couldn't find a reason. Instead of rationally thinking about it she just accepted it as the reason to break up with you.
#455 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:58pm by showurbones
either she has an IQ 70 or she wanted to break up with you and used that as an excuse
#456 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:00am by loldude1337
good for you! i mean, who wants to marry a girl that stupid?
#457 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:30am by LeCorsaire
It sounds like you're better off without her. It probably feels like you've wasted your time, but now you can appreciate SMART girls all you want!
That is why I hate those idiots who believe in astology and all that new-agey crap.
#463 - On 01/21/2010 at 4:02pm by rakethewidower
