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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87343) - you deserved it (5632)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise

i would just leave

#4 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:03pm by MDB021

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If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

#8 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:04pm by Golem

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