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Man or woman?

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (58520)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

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You're right, That totally sucks.
But it is hilarious

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:04am by CLINTRONxD

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I bet you do, you little boinger you.

#5 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:07am by ohmygawdz

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