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Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13392) - you deserved it (40975)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

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