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Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love.

#1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.

#2 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:03am by mehwhateverr

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Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!

#20 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:50am by crownme

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