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Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I am sure he remembered a little bit more than you think he does :p

Old men do get bored after all

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 3:21am by lawlkat

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Ahh, that sucks! :(
You should have just told him lol...he wouldn't be mad.

But it's not as bad as when my grandfather (of blessed memory) had dementia and asked me and my cousin where his brother was.
His brother was shot and killed many years ago when the two of them were exiting the hardware store they co-owned. He died in front of my grandfather. And the thief was after whatever he'd had in his bag, which turned out to just be gym clothes. He was never caught. Little 13-year-old me had to explain all that to him...and watch his face fall as he tried to remember it. It wasn't fun :(.

#12 - On 06/01/2009 at 4:32am by PureGold

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