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Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35049) - you deserved it (7177)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by sadwife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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