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Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82012) - you deserved it (4334)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:58pm - love - by Depressed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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holy crapp .
that was mean .
find a better guy to like !

#1 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:27pm by dammn

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Does he not have caller id?

#2 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:29pm by fmlmod

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