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Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60268) - you totally deserved it (2237)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:58pm - love - by Depressed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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holy crapp .
that was mean .
find a better guy to like !

#1 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:27pm by dammn

Does he not have caller id?

#2 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:29pm by fmlmod

Oh, OUCH!

#3 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:29pm by Ryu148

awwww:( what an asshole

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:32pm by blahblahblah44

wow i'm so sorry that's so mean obviously he's a jerk

#5 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:34pm by lemon_squeezy

Wow, that's horrible. But at least you know he's an asshole before anything happened you might later regret.

#6 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:37pm by Chibi

omg what a douche :( ditch himm

#7 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:38pm by dg72592

Don't worry about it, Guys don't like it if a girl asked them on a date, how bout you pick yourself up and talk to someone nicer.

#8 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:38pm by imhawaiian

oh wow that is horrible. I am sorry!!

#9 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:41pm by simplethings7

Here's what you do, get chocolate and a chick flick, then maybe a better taste in guys.

#10 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:47pm by k_li

Hm, imagine how he would respond if he knew it was you.
That is really sad.

#11 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:49pm by HelloFlower

This is why we didn't listen when our Mothers said, "Oh just tell him how you feel! The worst that could happen is that he turns you down!"

#12 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:53pm by thebaroness1984

Does he even have Caller ID??

Anyways, find someone else nicer

#13 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:54pm by FuzzMonkey09

HAHAHA

#14 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:56pm by wowyougotowned

think of it this way, maybe he if he knew it was you he would have pretended to like you. how would you like to find this out after having your hopes raised? but either way sorry

#15 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:00pm by friedman

move on, that guy is so rude.

#16 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:00pm by no_big_deal

wow, egg his house and key his car

#18 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:05pm by headbuster310

Next time pick someone with a bigger penis and maybe I'd think this is real

#19 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:05pm by Crunchy

what the hell?
what a jerk!
and i'm with 19, haha.

#20 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:19pm by interventions

wow that is horrible. dont worry even te most good looking people get called ugly, everyone has different tastes. Heck this kid in my school thinks jessica alba and jennifer lopez are ugly. So dont worry about it.

#21 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:23pm by Kingxxkings

maybe he did know it was you and that was his way of "politely" telling you to not try again

#22 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:34pm by marris

Lol i agree with #18

#23 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:43pm by Virgin_Tea

people don't get mad at him, i bet all of you have said something about someone else to a friend, that you would never say to that persons face, even if it's true. it's not twofaced or anything, it's just being nice enough not to hurt someones feelings, with a personal opinion.

#24 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:48pm by jake

thts fucked up sounds like sumthin i wuld do but look babygirl if u cute u cud hit me up hahaha jp

#25 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:55pm by TBU1220

#18 - What the fuck? A, he probably doesn't even own a car, and B, why would he deserve to have his house egged because he finds someone unattractive (who's voice happens to sound like a friend of his)?

#26 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:58pm by alex_vik

ouchies...well screw that kid then....

#27 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:16pm by yeahreally

OUCH..
he's obviously NOT worth your time. move onto better things and good luck?

but omfg that must've been pretty awkward afterwards. did you just pretend to be his friend afterwards or did you tell him who you were? or just hang up? haha.

#28 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:17pm by 400382

yeah didnt he have your number or something i would think

and come on obviously he's not thay into you if you are the one asking him out

#29 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:22pm by Boom_Headshot

Aw, that sucks. :(
#2- Obviously not!

#30 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:22pm by ohhhhey

what a jackass...you dont need him honey.
definitely not worth it.

#31 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:32pm by summersong89

awww... i'm so sorry. he's a jerk #31 is right, just get over him.

#32 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:48pm by kmksinger14

Apparently you have husky man-voice.


I don't blame him.

#33 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:55pm by Speedyblurr

#33-- lol
and i've said mean things in private as well, to agree with #24, just off the top of my head without it being too personal. if he knew it was you, then he's an ass, but if he didn't, then that just sucks to have been the one on the other end-- and he would probably feel bad. or not.

#34 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:19am by dedaumiersmith

wow i wouldn't know what to say. that sucks.

#35 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:32am by yeah_me

Why are people so mean?!

#36 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:43am by kt20

there is no way that happened, but if it did, you have to give him a second try, i mean he didnt know

#37 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:53am by billyboy

Look on the bright side. At least you got out of dating an asshole?

#38 - On 03/09/2009 at 1:37am by thequeenofscots

you should have made it really awkward for him. be like, it's actually me. also pretend you were kidding.

#39 - On 03/09/2009 at 1:45am by cra_z_turtle

I don't understand how people think this guy is an asshole just because he thinks someone is unattractive and would tell his friend that. Would you rather he pretend to like the girl and be unhappy with someone he doesn't really want? I swear people make a point to contradict themselves.

#40 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:44am by Panime

Damn, what a jerk.

#41 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:55am by mehwhateverr

Chris must be really good at impressions.

#42 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:01am by amaury

I'd be fine with it. Idk how you could be thought of as dateable face to face but amongst his friends be thought of as ugly, its completely unheard of....

#43 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:18am by Cantexplain1234

On the upside, at least he saved you two weeks of your life. Who likes to date an idiot?

#44 - On 03/09/2009 at 5:51am by MasaMushia

life sucks eggs, so why not just throw eggs at it?
throw eggs at his house and car
like #18 said

#45 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:39am by lifesuckseggs

HA! YOU HAVE A HUSKY VOICE LOL HAHA

#46 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:13pm by Ihazalltehhax

So does Chris sound like a girl or do you sound like a dude?

#47 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:05pm by jdpwnsyou

Haha, that's fucking sucky.
HEY, at least he said, "good impression"!

#48 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:09pm by Blehstefany

I'm sure you're much cuter than him.

#49 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:07am by Diana

I would totally be a jerk to him and when he asked why i'd say idk go ask someone less ugly and find out

#42 lol

#50 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:08pm by firstnlast77

what i wanna knows is wat did u tell him after........??????????

#51 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:28pm by mlsux

find a nicer guy to try that hard for. Its true what they say- girls only like mean jerkoff guys.

#52 - On 03/15/2009 at 11:24am by 1j3b3h7

damnn what an asshole. find a better guy

#53 - On 03/15/2009 at 6:15pm by paris

lol #2

#54 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:31pm by crazydoug

Nice excuse xD

#55 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:26pm by Danvari

wait why would the guy believe it if it was something prettier?
Wouldn't it be more believable if it was an ugly person?
I'm smelling a fake!

But if its not IM SORRY.

#56 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:21am by drunkgirlscout2

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry thats fucking amazing

#57 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:19pm by 7bats

thats terrible.. wow.. sorry

#58 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:30pm by Thats0meguy

wow. owned ?

#59 - On 04/16/2009 at 9:57am by o_Ofml

That's just mean, but asking someone out on the phone usually doesn't work if you don't know them to well.

It works sometimes though.

#60 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:57am by 24788

I dont get why people think someones an asshole just because they believe someone is ugly, everyone has a right to their own opinion

#61 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:33am by Dante167

Haha lol ROFL

#62 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:58pm by highfly3003

aww thats so mean :[
find someone who deserves you honey :D

#63 - On 08/04/2009 at 12:01am by Smiley011

Man that's funny!!! I gotta try that!

#64 - On 08/10/2009 at 7:30pm by mew22

Every1 that said that the guy is not an asshole or a jerk just because he did nothing wrong by thinkg shes ugly, f*** you. He has a right to his own opinion but he shouldnt have expressed it that way.. that was very mean. How would you feel if someone did that to you? The guy couldnt of just said "haha.. nice impression Chris but i know this is a joke." ? He had to be that rude and say all that?

Btw.. i am very sorry
That was very mean
He shouldnt have said that

#65 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:56pm by fmylife_9999

sounds like something I would do though. hehe

#66 - On 10/01/2009 at 12:28am by Presariov5000

oh i'm sorry!! he's obviously pretty stupid to say something like that. doesnt he have caller id??

#67 - On 11/25/2009 at 4:37pm by auds23

If your ugly, your ugly. What can you do?

#68 - On 12/01/2009 at 10:50pm by Kiranez

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