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Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68360) - you deserved it (2992)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:58pm - love - by Depressed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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