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Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Mistake #1: You brought home a random drunk girl from a bar.
Mistake #2: You brought her home, where you live WITH YOUR PARENTS.
Mistake #3: You are old enough to go to bars, and you live with your parents.
Wow. Three strikes. You're out.
Dude.... get a life. You live with your parents, I'm guessing you're over 21 since you were in a bar, and you're bringing girls home with you? That's pretty pathetic.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014