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Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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Mistake #1: You brought home a random drunk girl from a bar.

Mistake #2: You brought her home, where you live WITH YOUR PARENTS.

Mistake #3: You are old enough to go to bars, and you live with your parents.

Wow. Three strikes. You're out.

#10 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:55pm by linzhart333

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You fucking tard, you deserved it for bringing a girl home to your parents house.

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:55am by anon

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