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Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3995) - you deserved it (16650)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

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