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Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10640) - you deserved it (10473)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I said YDI. As a guy, that would creep me out to hear.

#5 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:45pm by will90

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#9, you sound like an asshole..... believe me, most people hate you behind ur back ;]

#16 - On 08/02/2009 at 11:09am by veganxunicorn

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