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Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15057) - you deserved it (14419)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I said YDI. As a guy, that would creep me out to hear.

#5 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:45pm by will90

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YDI for expressing your feelings to a bunch of people in a public place and making re-marks and jokes about it, even if they were harmless. But FYL for having such bad luck and having the boy you like at the table next to you. By the way, did they serve cookies that day???

Cookie!

#8 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:21pm by C0okieMonster

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