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Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed asking,"are those your feet?" I had forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16708) - you deserved it (42403)

On 05/26/2009 at 2:10am - love - by Socklessandsmelly (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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#3, who the fuck wears deodorant on their feet?!?!

#8 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:18am by HurriKaty

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deodorant on ur feet?

#5 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:15am by b00mc1ap

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