Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
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Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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Doorhandle57 0
ahh that sucks!
arsenalfcboy 6
Spoken like a true Essex girl :P
alyxbabayy 0
i would ******* murder him
funloveinnewyork 0
if you got his name in the heart you could just fill it in
dont_stop_believ 0
just find another bf with same name. only people named that name!
My2864 1
yeh seriously stab him and repeat the reminder part .. thats ****** up.. but then again YOUR dumb enough to get a tattoo of someone elses name who isnt related to you most relationship. DO NOT last fo evahh even though you love em so much this is just another example
Doclight_fml 0
I agree murder is in order.
brianjman14 22
I want to say FYL and YDI. YDI for getting a tattoo of a boyfriend's name, but still, FYL cause that was a total asshole thing of him to do.
simpleplan239999 1
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dude that ******* sucks bro. I would geek out on him and beee like uhhh WTF is wrong with youu asshole lol I would be pissed.
bigboobies44 0
hey beautiful
musiclexii124 0
I'm sorry but he's a legit asshole.
JipvS 15
I would definitely have sent my mom to his house.
rplovez 9
at least he paid for it...? lol :P
Sammeh_Higgins 0
#1 rule of tattoos. Do not under any circumstances get your "significant" others named tattooed on your body.
aimzskee 30
Wow. The boyfriend really is a douche
ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
musicphreakk 0
she should get 'is an asshole' tattooed under it
babe7260 30
Total ASSHOLE
Lover447 4
Oh my god
damn_homie 2
That is so ****** up. NEVER get a tattoo of anybody's name! NEVER!
frecklefacee 6
never, EVER get someone's name tattooed on your body....EVER.
Wingman527 22
Love hurts?
mich23 10
hes an asshole, FYL
pmk72693 0
That guy is a GENIUS
soiree_fml 0
Totally sucks, but YDI for getting a SO's name tattooed on you. Did Johnny Depp not take a hit for the team when he had to change Winona Forever to WINO forever?
Saffron Nightshade 12
LOL did that really happen?
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
incoming_pudding 9
When I was sitting for my most recent one the conversation between my tattoo artist and I ended up at this exact topic and he was saying how he now refuses to tattoo a significant others name on someone as he refers to it as the kids of death! Every single person he's tattooed a spouses/partners name on has split up with the person, whose name was tattooed within a few months! Obviously I couldn't speak for how true this is but if it's only fabricated to scare people off of the idea then it definitely works as I certainly wouldn't do it even if I were paid!
yer_maw 1
:O What a bastard
Etherial 0
Agreed. I say OP knocks him out cold and pays for a tattoo on his junk that says "[OP's name] was here" That will teach him - nice little reminder for the rest of his life.
Dmars444 4
lol, nasty
bioagg12 0
why would you get a tattoo of a boyfriend or girlfriend?? YDI
xxmollyxx 25
oh god...
smashyy 0
Hahhaha. Oh gosh. What an ass. But you shouldn't have gotten it in the first place. YDI
tedirvine 2
#9 - do me?
LJtheGreat 0
HAHHAHA he owns you til you get that removed. YDI for getting his name tatted on, stupid ******* bitch.