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Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4976) - you deserved it (19266)

On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

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ah, pirate porn. the classics.

"Shiver me Timbers"

"Walking the Plank"

"Jolly Roger"

"Yo Ho, Hoe"

"Pleasure Island"

"Sixteen men and a Redhead's chest"

#13 - On 01/29/2010 at 3:20pm by Silentknight

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Argh, wench! Show me yer booty!

#11 - On 01/15/2010 at 5:31pm by Compass

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