By Noname - 22/01/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hardcore porn ads inside. I have been getting these since I ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 292
You deserved it 28 120

Same thing different taste

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Silentknight 0

ah, pirate ****. the classics. "Shiver me Timbers" "Walking the Plank" "Jolly Roger" "Yo Ho, Hoe" "Pleasure Island" "Sixteen men and a Redhead's chest"

Comments

#3 ROFLMAO, i was about to comment that you knew a lot about it but OTL

I ****** hope you mean a pirated **** video. pirate **** just sounds ******.

Pirate **** haha ... I've watched that .. and Pirate **** 2 haha they are hilarious

tdawgheath 0

Hahaaha, the name pirate **** is hilarious. Is it like, actual **** or just a comedy?

I think he means pirated ****. pirated = stolen

...if it was pirated, he wouldnt have ordered it.

There is a thing called pirate ****..sexy pirate costumes? I don't watch it and I can infer that much...

Nah, there's a **** called "Pirates" and it's actually pretty hilarious.

Pirate ****? Oh God. This is hilarious though.

Makinitez 0
tdawgheath 0

Did you...not read it...? It's ****, they'll literally do ANYTHING to get more money out of you. Just watch that King Of The Hill episode, it's probably true. He didn't even mean to rent the porno, and they sent him a ton of stuff. I guess once you're in the system there's no escape.