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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41842) - you deserved it (5642)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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