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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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That's pretty harsh but I wouldn't call this a FML unless he continually gets out of bed in the middle of the night to sleep with the cat.

#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:08pm by Hermyoni

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Never make someone choose between you and the pet they probably had before they knew you, and who will still love them after your relationship ends. Either take some antihistimines and deal with it, or accept defeat now.

#13 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:16pm by kellster

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